Sweet Tooth

By: Sam_TheNinja

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… Very sad, I know.

A/N: Hehehe yet another Sasunaru, and this one I'm going to write multiple chapters XD

There were a couple of things Naruto hated… but the main one had to be snotty people who thought they were SO much better then everyone else. So why was he working at some fancy-shmancy ice-cream parlor in the richest neighborhood in town? I don't know.

"Another day of work…" sighed Naruto.

"Oh well, If it's gonna pay my rent…"

He stopped in front of the large ice-cream parlor; pushed the tall glass door open, and snorted as he always did when he heard the little bell chime. Naruto fastened his badge on, that said Naruto Uzumaki on it, in unneeded fancy letters. He hopped over the counter to his usual place at the register and picked at his nails, waiting for someone to show up and order something. He didn't have a very good rep, and he knew it… it wasn't like he was nice to the people who came in the place, but he tried his best not to get pissed off.

Naruto wouldn't have worked here, but his principal finally snapped and forced him to get a job, and she just happened to know the boss of this freaking place.

"Why hello Naruto! Ready for another great day of work?" a man with long white hair, that Naruto thought was actually quite ugly and nasty looking, made his way toward the blond boy.

"Well I'm sure it'll be great for you Ero-Sennin… looking at porn all day, I'm the one doing the work!" scoffed the blond.

"Naruto! I am offended!" he cried.

"Go back to your porn or whatever."

The man stalked off, that boy really ticked him off; why in the hell did Tsunade make him work here, of all places?!

Naruto's face instantly brightened when the "love of his life" ((A/N: For now… bwahahahaha)) and her best friend walked in.

"Sakura-Chan! Ino!" he yelled and waved his hands around frantically as if they couldn't see him.

" Hey Naruto," said Sakura she raised her hand in greeting.

"Ino and I were just about to go to the mall and thought we'd stop by and visit."

Naruto slid over the counter, ignoring the dirty looks he got, for being so improper and ran up to Sakura.

"Eeeeeh? Really? For me? You're so considerate!" he grinned and hugged the two girls.

He turned to Ino with a smile on his face.

"My, my, don't we look dashing," he said eyeing the girl's quite revealing mini skirt while wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

"Oh shut up, you don't know what you're talking about!" she sneered.

It was pretty obvious the boy was super gay….

Naruto suddenly grabbed her hand and said excitedly,

"Oh wow Ino, you're nails look absolutely AH-mazing!"

Sakura was busy laughing her butt off at her friend; she never knew what to do when Naruto said things like this.

"Um…well thank you," she said nervously.

Naruto let go of her hand and reminded them,

"Well I have to get to work before Ero-sennin skins me alive! Are you going to get some ice-cream or not?"

Sakura gave him a disgusted look,

"Ew Naruto… Of course we'll get some ice-cream."

"Now that's what I'm talking about Sakura-chan!"

He hopped over the counter for the third time.

"What'll ya have?" he beamed.

He punched in the girl's orders and had them made, when they were ready, Naruto set them on the counter.

"Have a good day ladies!" he said.

As the girls walked out they waved and smiled,

"Bye Naruto!"

Naruto sat on the counter with his legs crossed, despite the place's fancy appearance, he still insisted on doing improper things like that.

He jumped up though when his phone started ringing.

Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry!((*1))

He flipped open his phone, and ducked under the counter.

"Hello?"

"Hey…"

It was his best friend Shikimaru

"Hey buddy! Wassup?"

"Are you at work?"

"Yeah man… sorry"

He heard a yell in the backround,

"CRAP!"

"Hold on a sec Naruto," sighed Shikimaru.

"Shut up Kiba!"

Naruto laughed,

"Why did ya need me?"

"Well we where going to see if you could come over and play Xbox with us…"

"Aw man… really?" Naruto pouted and crossed his arms in frustration,

"This sucks!"

"Yeah man…well maybe some other time…"

"Yeah, see you later…."

"Turn off the phone Naruto! You're not even supposed to have that on at work!" yelled Ero-sennin.

"Fine, fine, I'm done anyway… and thanks to YOU and this stupid job, I can't go play Xbox…"

"Oh that so sad Naruto… Now get to work before I fire you!"

"You couldn't do that even if you wanted to, you're too scared of Tsunade-baachan!"((*2)) Naruto teased. The old man gestured towards the counter,

"Anyway, you have a customer, so get moving."

Naruto turned, frustrated,

"What would you like to order?" he questioned with a bored look on his face.

Naruto's eyes widened when they met empty black ones.

"What the HELL are you doing here!?"

A/N: Hehe… a cliffhanger perhaps?

Well this has got to be the longest thing I've written yet on here… so please read and review! )

Did I mention I know where you sleep at night? Kidding, kidding….

*1: Sorry Sorry by Super Junior, just in case you were wondering.... :P

*2: Did I get baachan right?