Hi there! Just a random fan-fic. What will happen if Casper High make a theatre? After Phantom Planet :)
It's mainly dialogue to make things more funny :P
Enjoy!~ ^_^
DP © Butch Hartman
Theatre club just created since Casper High will make a drama. Danny refuse to join but everyone want him to joining.
Danny : I am bad in acting!
Dash : Come on Fenton! This show will be better with your ghost power!
Paulina : please… for me…
Danny : uh,…
Mr. Lancer : Please join for Casper High's sake…
Danny : uh… even Sam and Tucker not joining.
Sam : uh. I hate drama. Sorry.
Tucker : yeah dude, they're boring
*everyone glares at Tucker*
Tucker : Okay. But I hate it.
Danny : I don't want to join.
Dash : If Sam and Tuck join you will joining?
Danny : Yeah!
Dash : *glare at Sam and Tucker* YOU TWO MUST JOINING OR I WILL MAKE YOU!!!
Sam : You won't make me
Tucker : and me too.
Dash : I will TAKE YOUR PDA and I WILL PUT CUTE DOLLS at your locker every day!!!
Sam & Tucker : AAAAAH….!!!
Sam : NO! DON'T DO THAT!
Tucker : WE WILL!
Dash : *glare at Danny* So Phantom, you joining?
Danny : ….okay O.O;
--so Danny, Sam, and Tucker forced to join the theatre club—
Beauty and The Beast
Danny, Sam, and Tucker walk to the theatre club.
Danny : So what drama we gonna play?
Paulina : It's 'Beauty and The Beast'
Danny, Sam, & Tucker : O.o
Danny : And who will play that?
Paulina : I will play as Beauty ;D and can you be the beast Danny?
Danny : uh…
Sam : *jealous* Uh HELL NO! IF DANNY PLAY AS THE BEAST I WILL DO THE BEAUTY!
Paulina : No I will! I am the prettiest! You can't make me changed!
Sam : I will play the beauty if Danny is the beast!!!
Danny : uh… girls..
Paulina & Sam : WHAT?!!!
Danny : I don't want to be the beast.
Dash : ohhh come on!
Valerie : Danny, it will be great! Must we change the title to Beauty and The Ghost?
Danny : Uh…
Sam : That's it! I am QUIT!!!
Paulina : nobody wants you in this theatre club.
Danny : …uh, if Sam quit I will quit too.
All : O.O NOOOO SAM!! COME BACK!! YOU CAN BE DANNY'S GIRL!!!
Sam : *grins*
--so it ends up to be Beauty and The Beast drama—
Characters :
Danny : Beast(Ghost! Lol. Danny's comment : really? Am I look ugly? Paulina : no! You're cute!)
Sam : Beauty(Sam's comment : I must say I hate wearing this dress. But it's better than if Pollina become the beauty. Paulina : It's PAULINA TO YOU!!!)
Tucker : Beauty's dad(?) (Tucker's comment : why I must be the old man?)
Dash : Gaston(Dash's comment : yeah I am handsome. But why I must be the bad guy???)
Paulina : Beauty's sister(Paulina : I want to be beauty instead. Sam : I will quit if you did that. Danny : I will quit too. Paulina : =='')
Valerie : Beauty's sister(Valerie : I am not selfish. Sam : Yes you are. Valerie : Ugh =='')
Mr. Lancer : just a helping hand
The rest (Star, Kwan, etc.) : Beast's Maid, etc. who turned into items (Kwan : Really, I must wear this? Star : I looks weird! Danny : Well,…. :|)
Jazz : Narrator (Danny's comment : Why Jazz is the narrator? Jazz :Coz I want to play a role in my brother's drama. Danny : =='')
Finally it's the time to start the act! xD
--Beauty and The Beast—
Jazz : A looooooooooooooooooooooooo-ong time ago… in a village, there lived an old man with his daughters. 2 of them are selfish and wicked.
Paulina : heeey I am not like that!
Sam : Oh, shut you! *close Paulina's mouth*
Paulina : *angry look*
Jazz : When his father going to leave, he asked his daughters what they want.
Paulina : I want Phantom :D
Jazz : *glare* stay in the story!
Paulina : =='' I want dress!
Valerie : I want accessories!
Sam : I don't want anything.
Tucker : Oh dude, come on. Say anything you want and I will bring it to you!
Jazz : Tuck!
Tucker : What do you want darling?
Sam : (ew…) I want rose. (hell I hate this!)
Tucker : So you don't want anything else, Darling?
Sam : No. And just GO!
Tucker : Y…yeaah… bye-bye…
Paulina, Valerie : Byeeee…
Sam : I hate this ==''
Jazz : But Beauty's father lost and can't bring anything home. He found a big mansion and he entered it.
Tucker : anybody home…?
Kwan : Why you're here?
Tucker : AAAKKk… a talking clock!
Kwan : I hate this thing…
Star : me too.
Tucker : is there a talking PDA? :D
Jazz : guys stay in line!
Tucker, Star, Kwan : sorry
Kwan : we're this house's home-maids. But we're turned into items.
Tucker : How? Wow it's freaking cool.
Star : we're spelled.
Tucker : How?
Danny : WHO'S THERE!!!??
Danny : hell, I hate acting ==''
Jazz : DANNY!!!
Danny : ok ok, I am serious.
Star : hide! Master's here!
Tucker : what? Vlad Master is here?
Kwan & Star *hide Tucker*
Danny : Why you're staying here?!! You two lovebirds want to cuddling in my castle?!!
Kwan : cuddling?
Star : Uh, we did nothing.
Danny : bring my food! *fly away*
Tucker : what was that?
Kwan : That's our Master.
Star : He's a ghost! He's spelled too. And the spell will gone if before the last petal fall, he found a true love.
Tucker : really. This is weird.
Jazz : *glare*
All : …uh…
Kwan : Better you leaving soon.
Danny : I HEAR SOUNDS!!! WHO IS THERE?!
Kwan : me.
Star : and me.
Tucker : and me! *raises hand*
Danny : WHO ARE YOU AND WHY YOU'RE… uh… *forgot his line* here…?
Tucker : I am lost. Can I stay for at least one night?
Danny : *forgot again* what's next…?
Jazz : *facepalm* you let him just one night!
Danny : Oh, right. OKAY YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR ONE NIGHT AND THEN LEAVE!!!
Tucker : repeat?
Danny: *facepalm* ONE NIGHT THEN LEAVEEEE!!!! *scream at Tucker's ears*
Tucker : uh, okay.
Jazz : *sweatdrop* then the next day, Tucker, I mean… Beauty's father went home. Then he saw roses. He remembered what his daughter want so he take one.
Tucker : *take one rose, touch the thorn* ouch! That's hurts! *put his finger to mouth*
Danny : HOW DARE YOU TAKING MY ROSES!!!?
Tucker : for my daughter, Beauty. Dude, even I not yet married :|
Danny : WHO IS YOUR DAUGHTER!!!? *forgot again* um… *remember* bring her… HERE!!!
Tucker : You know her!
Danny : Oh yea.
Jazz : *glare*
Danny, Tucker : Uh,… sorry.
Danny : OKAY… GO HOME NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny : Must I use my ghostly wail?
Jazz : It's up to you.
Danny : ok. *use ghostly wail*
All : *cover ears*
Sam : You know, you're a jerk.
Tucker : dude, you're really overact it.
Jazz : so Beauty's dad go home.
Tucker : …
Jazz : GO HOME YOU IDIOT!
Tucker : Yeeeaaaa….!!! *run*
Jazz : After that, Beauty's dad told Beauty that SHE must go to the castle. His dad crying.
Tucker : I am not.
Jazz : CRY!!!
Tucker : Okay. *fake tears*
Sam : =='' oh come on…
Jazz : But Sam, I mean… Beauty wants to go.
Tucker : NUUUUU… for my sake please dooooooon't…
Sam : I will
Tucker : no.
Paulina : I will
Sam : You shut.
Valerie : let her go.
Tucker : NOOOOOOOOOOO…………
Jazz : …nice act :|
Jazz : So Beauty go to Beast's castle.
Sam : Anybody home?
*doors open*
Sam : Oh, great. EPIC. *enters*
Sam : hello…?
Danny : *comes in with a green light around him* YOU MUST BE SAM!!!... I mean, BEAUTY!!! *forgot lines again* great, I can't memorize that much.
Sam : You jerk.
Danny : SO,.. um… what then? Oh yea… SO YOU CAN LIVE HERE. DON'T GO OUT. AND… and… *shook hair* then what Jazz?
Jazz : =='' don't come to the west wing!
Danny : oh, right. DON'T COME TO THE WEST WING.
Sam : Okay. So what I must do?
Danny : …um…*shook hair* wandering…?
Sam : And what I supposed to eat?
Danny : uh, fruitloops?
Audience : *laugh*
Jazz : *facepalm* Let's cut that part. So, Beauty live at the castle for a loooong time and then she really miss her dad.
Sam : who miss him?*pointing at Tucker*
Tucker : I not miss her either.
Jazz : oh, shut!
Sam : I miss my dad!
Danny : Oh yea? I am… *shook hair* I am… uhhh…
Jazz : *facepalm*
Danny : Oh yea. I have magic mirror. You can see your dad. *show an ordinary mirror*
Sam : that's a normal mirror. OH NO! DAD IS SICK!!!
Tucker : who's sick?
Sam : I must go home!
Danny : But… but… *shook hair* I can't memorize it!!!
Audience : *laugh*
Jazz : LET HER HOME!!!
Danny : oh, right. Okay. But keep this ring *give a ring* Um, uh… this ring… is… uh… can take you here. Please come back!
Sam : okay. I will. BYEEEE.
Jazz : So Sam, I mean Beauty is home. His dad surprised.
Tucker : I am not surprised.
Jazz : Tuck!
Tucker : Okay. *fake tears* OH MY DAUGHTIEEEE~~~ YOU'RE BACKKKKK!!!!
Paulina : Oh no! She's back!
Valerie : I knew that.
Sam : I will stay :)
Tucker : So you will stay? By the way what that creature did to you?
Danny : what's creature?!
Jazz : Dannyyyyyyy…
Danny : I hate this ==''
Sam : I will back to his castle soon
Tucker : NUUUUU…
Paulina : NUUUUU….
Valerie : why you crying too?
Paulina : I want to be her!!!
Valerie : =='' that's suck…
Tucker : *whistle* Gastoooon!
Dash : *dashed* what's that?
Tucker : Can you kill that beast-thing? Then you can marry my daughter.
Dash : *look at Sam* I don't want to.
Jazz : =='' guyyyysssss…
Dash : Ok I will kill him.
Tucker : good.
Paulina & Sam : NUUUUUUU…
Jazz : so Gaston going to kill Da- I mean Beast. Beast already too weak because the last petal almost fall.
Danny : What? Me? It can't be.
Jazz : So Da…I mean Beast attacked by Gaston. Beauty back to the castle using the ring.
Dash & Danny on the roof, FIGHTING.
Dash : DIE YOU!
Danny : DIE ME!
Dany : Oh, I am half-dead already.
Dash *chasing Danny*
Danny*step back, step back*
Dash*step forward step forward*
Danny *float*
Dash : *look at his leg* what? *fall* WAAAAAAAHHHH
Danny : one point, I like it being half-ghost :)
*Dash fall on a mattress*
Jazz : Danny you're fall, too.
Danny : what? Oh? *fall* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH *crash* Why there's no mattress for me?
Jazz : You're ghost.
Danny : =='' hell yeah…
Audience : *laugh*
Sam : NUUUU… Danny Danny oh I mean, BEAST… don't dieeee
Danny : *lay*
Sam : *hold Danny's hand*
Danny : I think I need to go now…
Sam : Nooooo please don't… I love you!!!
Audience : awwww,…
Danny : *close his eyes*
Sam : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jazz : the last petal fall…
*silence*
Kwan : the last petal not yet fall!
Star : must we wait?
Danny : *shoot a beam from his hand* replay?
Sam : NOOOO…. I love you!!!!
Paulina : NOOOO…. I love you too! And I want to be Beauty :(
Danny : Ok. *change form*
Kwan : AT LEAST!!! *get rid of clock costume*
Star : YAY *get rid of teapot costume*
Audience : YAAAAAAY….!!! :D:D:D
Jazz : so the prince and Beauty live happily ever after.
Audience : *clap hands*
Sam : I am not happy. I hate this dress. *sigh*
*everyone give the last thank-you and stage closed*
Mr. Lancer : thank you thank you! Great job everyone! And we will make another theatre on Casper High be sure to come!!!
Audience : *still applause*
Danny : Wait? What? I think it just for once.
Paulina : Of course not! And next time I will be your princess!
Sam : *glare* No I will.
Danny : *sigh* can I play just a little role next time?
Tucker : dude, better next time it's technology includes.
Danny : *glare at Tucker*
Dash : So, Phantom, or Fenton. You will play on the next one?
Danny : Well, let just see it later.
Paulina : *hug Danny* I will wait for it.
Sam : *glare*
Danny : uh… do anyone get fruitloops?
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On the next chapter will be the next drama! X3