DISCLAIMER: IT IS MY TIME TO ADD CHAPTER 7 TO THIS GREAT PIECE OF LOVELY TRUTH. YEP, IT'S ME, Benry (FORMERLY KNOWN AS TheBratMan), WRITING AT THIS CURRENT MOMENT OF TIME IN The Holy Scroll of Jell! SO ENJOY: "Been caught trolling".

The Holy Scroll of Jell

CHAPTER 7: Gospel of Benry

(-2) Inasmuch as people can tell about trolls, no one knows the true cycle the trolls go through to create such LOLing times …even if they even do plan things out.

(-1) But if trolls actually think, the thinking process would go something like this:

(0) Dear Stan and the waifu-waifu Jesusu, please have mercy on me for I am about to go a little off topic and go into the dark realms of trolling, or in other words, what was most likely going through the mind of our founder when he stumbled across the wonderful, grateful, and so awesome that it cannot be truly understood or comprehend: FanFiction(dot)net! That's right, I am talking about Believer in Christ.

(1) And so the crazy troll, bored out of his mind, decided to troll even more!

(2) In the shadows of his room he thinks to himself, brainstorms to himself, has discussions with himself, and even plays Lego with himself.

(3) And all the while, he is coming with an interesting and new way to LOL people, even if they didn't want to be LOLed in the first place.

(4) Not long after, he decides to create an ingenious idea, so clever that people would think with laughter: I get it, you're trying to be funny but fail epically, which makes it funny anyway - irony to be exact.

(5) Behold, the troll discovers a website, which many trolls have come across before, and he decides to leave his mark, like a cat does, on this lovely, peaceful website, which we all know as… I forgot.

(6) Well anyway, the troll posts on this website (whatever website you can think off, does have a troll) and waits, waits and waits.

(7) It takes some time for anyone to take any notice, and when they do, they usually tend to have a heart attack, or if they are a newbie, they run for their BEEP-ing lives.

(8) So the rumours are passed around the internet about this troll "& how cul he is & stuf!" It is indeed hard to write like a troll.

(9) Like all the trolls that came before him, people flock to see why this troll is so funny, but when things cool down, or the troll has lost interest in the stuff he has BEEP-ed onto the world, people forget the troll… forever!

(10) But Believer in Christ -also known as BiC, the 'servent' of lord Hilter within the lore of Jell- is very different, for that we do not know if he is a troll or not.

(11) If he is a troll, then he is the best troll ever, for he has spawned the greatest fake religion ever, with trillions of people sorshiping it worldwide. Maybe not that much, but it would be pretty cool to have a religion that big!

(12) If he is for real, then Jell help us all!

(13) Finally, if Believer In Christ is a "true prophet" of the lord and, blah, blah, blah, whatever comes after that, such as not being a person not to be question and so on, then we are forked!

(14) I hoped you LOLed at that, I wish you a good 'die', now convert or else! Anem.

PLEASE CONVERT TO JELLISM FOR THE SAKE OF REVOLUTIONIZING AND RECREATING THE UNIVERSE... WITH TROLLS!