Me: Well ladies and gentlemen and people who are, er reading this and the nonhumans who r reading this here it is my bday present to me to you from me

Sasuke: that made no sense at all

Me: *shrugs* hn

Hinata: …

Sasuke: …

Hinata: this is awkward *clears throat* doesn't own Naruto or any other thing that seems similar to anything else

The Dream

I stormed out of the car more pissed than ever, as soon as I went into the house I started flipping out throwing chairs ripping up books, knocking over book shelves throwing the foot rest throw the window, I even kicked the T.V so hard it cracked; when I saw that that there was nothing else to brake, I calmed down.

I turned around to see Itachi, who was leaning against the wall calmly. "Are you finished Ototo-san," he said not even fazed by me destroying the den. I got angry all over again and charged at him, fist aiming at his face.

He grabbed my arm twisted it around and the pinned me to the ground he even sat on me! I struggled against it but; and I hate to admit it; stronger and heavier than me. He leaned in close to my ear and shouted, "ENOUGH WITH YOUR FUCKING TEMPER TANTRUM, SASUKE, YOUR 17 GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY!"

I was glaring at the wall in front of me but in my head I was glaring at him. "Could you maybe I don't know get the fuck off of me and not fucking yell in my ear," I retorted sarcastically, "if it isn't too much trouble. I really wouldn't want to feel; well I don't know FUCKING UNCOFERTABLE." He twisted my arm even more and it hurted a lot so I wince slightly.

I could feel him glaring at the back of my head; it felt like it could have caught on fire at any moment. I then heard him sigh and get up, got up too and turn so I could glare at him directly.

"Sasuke," he cleared his throat and anger along with it, "Ototo-san, just would you think about it. Its only you to run this company and even though I made deals with other companies to combined them. But they pale in comparison of combining the Hyuga and Uchiha. So I meet with Haishi earlier this week and we talked about this."

Flashback:

"Yes I do understand your predicament but we at the Hyuga Empire are having a predicament of our own," Haishi said looking down at some papers. Itachi glance and saw there where documents in disowning his eldest daughter, "Mr. Uchiha Itachi it won't look well if, I were to disown my daughter and she's out on the streets. No the press will go crazy on that. So I prose a deal; if you marry my useless good for nothing daughter ill combined our companies." Itachi smiled at this, "I'd be honored to marry your daughter." Itachi shook hands with him and got up to leave. "But remember this we will be partners we will spit everything half and half. While you'll run one half my youngest of daughters will run the other, you cannot and will not underestimate nor will you take advantage of her. Understand," he stated firmly. Itachi smirked inside of his head; oh he would never be so sneaking and cunning.

"Hai, I understand but do you really think a girl, a young girl can really handle the entire Hyuga Empire do you," Itachi questioned. Haishi thought about this and nodded in agreement, even though Hanabi by far was the best she still was only the best for a girl, so Haishi came to a quick decision. "My eldest nephew will run the company alongside you."

Itachi sat back down looking the elder Hyuga in the eye, he reminded him of his Otou-san so much. He would have smiled if he wasn't keeping a professional image; alas him being thick headed like his Otou-san this would be easy men like him are all about their company image.

"So sad you have to resort into the lower branch that's just as bad as having your daughter run the company," Itachi persuaded, "Luckily if anything happened to me I'd still have my dear Ototo-san, Sasuke. Now since were combining companies Hyuga image is Uchiha image and vice versa."

"What are you getting at Mr. Uchiha Itachi," he asked showing slight interest.

"What if Hanabi and Sasuke get married and Sasuke becomes your heir, that way your successor will be male and strong and you won't have to worry about Hinata being heiress or Hanabi or that lower branch nephew of yours," Itachi said putting all his cards on his table.

That's never the most of clever ideas; you see business is like poker game it's never a good idea to show your hand. But if your appointee is like Haishi-

"Alright, Mr. Uchiha Itachi it's a deal," he confirmed.

-you just might win.

End of Flashback

"So my dear Ototo-san, with you taking over the Hyuga Empire we will be able to expand Uchiha Corps," Itachi stated smirking smugly.

I glared daggers at this douchebag I sadly call my brother. The only reason why this arrogant fucker was marrying my hime was because it was an excellent business opportunity. That was stupid and so unfair. Why does Itachi get to have sweet beautiful and perfect Hinata as a wife while I had bratty-and dare I say- bitch-like Hanabi? Why does Itachi always get everything? The company, he's the heir, he's got the one thing; up until now; that Sasuke wanted his father's recognition, better grades, AND Hinata? The girl of my dreams, oh hell to the fuck no way I was going to let this happen. This was not going to happen if it was the last thing I do.

"Fuck this company and the whole fucking world for that matter, I could really give a rat's about any of this," I glared at him, "You can't make me do this, I won't sign the papers."

Itachi sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, while closing his eyes. Though he seemed to be completely calm, I was tense. Itachi only did this when he was deciding whether or not to kill me. I mean littlerly kill me, he snapped on me once when I was a kid. About twelve I believe or thirteen anyway the fact of the matter is that I was on Itachi's computer doing some type of research. Now mind you Itachi was taking care of me because our parents died in a plane crash and we were the only two successors of the Uchiha family; well Itachi is I'm kind of an 'understudy'. But anyway I was on Itachi's computer research but Itachi had always constantly warned me not to go on his computer so I did what any twelve or thirteen year old would do; I went on his computer. Constantly. Now me being smart I knew how to use his computer without him knowing. But that it just so happened the dobe who was for me apparent reason my best friend, had decides to do one of his 'surprise' or annoying for lack of a better word trip to my house. How does he keep on getting into my fully guarded house with security cameras everywhere without my knowledge- that will now and hopefully but most likely will forever remain a mystery to me. So he pops up out of nowhere and screams in my ear-"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TEME!"

This caused me to jump in surprise and the drink in my hand spilled all over the laptop. I tried to clean it up but unfortunately I wasn't drink water at the time, but it was tomato juice. If it were water I could have easily smooth in lie convincing him a maid accidently spilled water all over it. But this was tomato juice, and I was the only one in that house to have ever drinks tomato juice. So I was royally utter and completely and oh so very much fucked. When Itachi came home we tried hiding it, I thought it would be best Naruto go home; after I beat the crap out of him of course. So he quickly realized that his laptop missing approached me and asked calmly if I touched it. I had told him no, he then asked me again my reply hadn't changed. That's when he snapped he strangled me and I looked in his eyes and saw that they were blank; emotionless. As I gasped for air and tried to fight back which may I point out pointless, he had me in iron lock, I slowly began to be consumed by to darkness. I woke up three days later in a hospital, some maid had called the police at the scene. Itachi was admittedly put in anger management. Though he was still very violent he did never come at me with the intent to kill again.

But looking at him like this I couldn't help but tense up. I saw that he was counting backwards from twenty. Also something he did when he wanted to kill me. He looked up at me. And I started to shake a little.

I punched the wall; why was I shaking? Why did I let Itachi frighten me so much?

"I am going for a walk," I decide and walked out the door.

I found myself at the park where I 'saw' my Hinata with that bestiality dog fucking son of a bitch. I smiled a bit at the irony at the statement.

I sighed and leaned against the tree I was near. Just thinking about her melted away any other thoughts I had in my head. She really did have an effect on me.

"Sa-Sasuke-kun," I was snapped out of my thoughts by the woman of whom I was thinking of. Once again I found myself smiling slightly at the irony. I then arched an eyebrow she had changed her outfit.

She was now wearing big black rectangle glasses, her hair was up in a ponytail, she was wearing a 'Team Edward' t-shirt that was clearly two sizes too big, with a lavender jacket that was at least one size to big, boy's cargo paints with flip flops. I noticed she was holding a book; upon closer expecting I noticed it was a Twilight novel. A slight blush creep on her face I resisted the strong urge to do a fangirl squeal. So I did it in my head instead. I didn't want to freak the poor girl – or anyone else for that matter- out.

"A-ano…Sa-Sasuke-kun, um w-what are y-you do-doing….here," she stuttered.

"I don't know, I'm just here ya know," I only partly lied. I knew why I was here, to calm down but I didn't exactly intend on coming to this specific place. She giggled lightly at my comment and sat down.

"S-sit w-with me," she smiled at me.

"Hn," I said and sat down without hesitation. Sure I said hn, on the outside but on the inside I was like 'Hell yeah, score one for the S-man'. Whoa, whoa, whoa, did I just mentally call myself the S-man. I need to stop hanging around the dope, I'm afraid his stupidity is contagious.

I found myself unconsciously staring at Hinata. She was so entertaining while she was reading. Occasionally she would giggle here and there, or bit her lip even frown, but right now she was blushing and with each sentence she read she got even redder. At first I thought she was embarrassed something the book red, but pretty soon she closed the book with an aggravated huff. Then proceeded to glare at the cover.

"Something wrong," I asked raising an eyebrow in curiosity.

"It's Edward-kun," she stated. I couldn't help but get a bit jealous, why does this fictional sparkling in the sunlight, taking it in the butt by wolf boy forever cursed to be damned on earth as both dead and living spawn of satin, lion eating deer looking glitter maniac fagot character, get 'kun' after his name. But of course I was only a tad bit jealous.

"He's about t- to expose hi-himself to the s-su-sun because he can't st-stand to be in the w- world without B-Bella-chan," she scowled at the book and I couldn't help but smirk a bit. She may have horrid taste in books but she was all way too into it. Hinata Hyuga was defiantly the biggest book nerd he'd ever seen. (A/N: ME:NEXT TO ME OF COURSE I OWN THAT TITLE , SASUKE: FANFICS DON"T COUNT. ME:WELL IT SHOULD N OPPS IM INTORU-)

"It j-just d-doesn't m-make s-sense t-to m-me," Hinata sighed and turned to me looking me directly in the eye. I slightly was caught off guard by this but I didn't hesitate too look back into those big beautiful lavender eyes.

"S-Sasuke-kun, w-what would y-you do i-if you loved so-someone and y-you l-left th-them because y-you th-thought it w-would k-keep th-them safe and y-you told th-them to be rational and s-safe, b-but y-you t-think th-there d-dead? Wh-what would y-you do," she asked all in one breathe, "W-would y-you do s-something i-irrational and c-completely d-dumb yourself, j-just b-because y-you th-thought th-this person w-was dead?"

I drew a blank. How the fuck am I supposed to answer that? What was something a girl would like to hear? What was something a girl like Hinata wanted to hear? Was this a trick question? My mind went blank, huh so this is what Naruto feels like.

Hinata suddenly turned tomato red and turn her face away from mine; she played with the hem of her jacket. "Ano..go-gomensain Sa-Sasuke-kun, I get a-a little bit t-to in-into th-these things," she mumbled. I scoffed half out of relief and annoyance. Why did she always put others before herself? So what if her constantly blabbering on about a fag-faced vampire, she shouldn't give a shit how people felt.

She stood up again and bowed at me, muttering something about having to return home before her father notice she was gone for too long then scurried away. I sighed and looked down when something caught my eye. It was that book she was reading, she forgot it.

At home in the privacy of my own room I was trying to figure out what was so fucking great about this book. It's horrible. What's romantic about someone you love leaving you at the mercy of a whole bunch of creatures to kill you cause he's afraid hell hurt you, so then you become this adrenaline junkie, jump off a cliff only to be rescued by this guy who seems to never wear a shirt, then come to find out the one you love most is trying to show everyone his 'sparkly' side, who then ends up getting the shit or the fucking glitter in this fag-wad's case out of 'em, then you yourself gets threatened to be dead or a bloodsucking monster, and in the end your fucking happy?

I swear to fucking god I will never even try to understand the mind of a women, I mean a chick's had to right this complete and utter piece of hot steaming horse shit. And whoever that chick is needs to be tied up muzzled and thrown into a room with a bunch on deranged hunger squirrels cause she's nuts. (Me: let it be known I didn't intend for that to be a pun)

I am flabbergasted to know Hinata even consider reading this crap, I swear it took all the will power I had not to burn that horrible thing some individuals call a book. I preferable like the vampire books with that girl, I really don't remember her name, but I don't remember she can read minds and shit like that n when she mad, her hand starts to glow.

I yawned; great my mental ranting wore me out. I jumped on my bed and went to sleep. Just like that yeah, I can do shits like that.

I smelled something mouthwatering. It smelt of something like vanilla, but something else I couldn't but my finger on.

"D-don't c-come any c-closer," I heard a voice tremble. The voice reeked of pure terror and I found myself smiling sadistically. I opened my eyes to find Hinata, her hair was disheveled, and her dress was ripped and tattered. She was looking, no glaring at me with pure and utter fierceness. She looked so unbelievable sexy.

"Hinata-chan," I stepped closer. She took a step back. I growled with annoyance and she flinched. "Why are you afraid of me," I harshly asked stepping another step closer and she took a step back. She shook her head.

"I was n-never a afraid of you Sa-Sasuke, I am afraid of wh-what you be-become," she stated looking me straight in the eye, "A monster." I for started laughing like a sick and crazed person. I took a step forward but this time she didn't take a step back. "Like you never saw me as a monster," I shouted at her, I could feel the pain in my heart, "You always have always will, I saw from the moment you laid eyes on me just like the rest of them you only saw me as a vampire, an evil bloodsucking demon!"

"NO," Hinata shouted tears forming, "n-never, when I look at y-you I don't see the strange r-red eyes or the fangs. W-whenever we touched I felt warmth n-not ice. I am in love with you." I turned away from her, her words hurt me more than a stake to the heart.

Then I felt a hand touch my shoulder I turned to see Hinata standing there. I kissed her, hard and passionate. The kiss deepened, I breathed her addictive sent. Now I know what she smelt like. Vanilla and the sun, I missed the sun dearly. We broke the kiss and looked deeply into each other's eyes. She was panting and slightly flushed. Her heart beat was sky rocketing and she didn't have to say it because I already knew. She looked me. A monster that just kills anyone and everyone for sick fun; because I do and I would kill anyone for her. She loved me and it pained me so much to know that she loved me.

"A-arigatio, S-Sasuke, I will never s-stop l-loving y-you," she stated as she impaled me with a stake. I felt the fire spread throw me, I stumbled back a bit and fell to the ground. "B-But, I-I must d-do WH-what is r-right f-for my family." I hacked up some blood and saw some people who looked to be Hyuga gather around me. The fire soon spread throw me and I soon feel into complete and utter darkness.

I woke up startled and sweating. What the fuck was that all about? Where did that dream come from? I death glared at that book that was on my desk. That's it no more Twilight before bed. With that I went back to sleep, because after all three in the morning and that is entirely way to early for me to sit up and think about some stupid dream. I had tomorrow to do that.

Me: yay another chapter, I also would like to say if I offended anyone mainly Twi-hards don't take any offense it was meant too as a joke I mean could you honestly see Sasuke as a Twi-hard. I am a fellow Twi-hard so if you can't take a joke don't read my fic's k, on and numara duce, a little fun fact his dream was meant to be a lemon but it ened up as something elese, once again this story seems to has a mind of it's own and is just using me as a little typing-monkey

Sasuke: cause you kinda are

Me: yet again some lip from Sasuke, that's why I killed ur basterdus self-off in your dream

Sasuke: you don't even have the lady balls to do it urslf you got poor Hinata to do it

Me: And you don't have balls at all *Whispers in Hinata's ear*

Hinata: Um, Charlie-chan wants all the little girl and boy avatards to read her new fic tittle'd ' The Guy in the Relationship, Warning it is Very Taangy Fluff…? Whats Taang and Avatards

Sasuke: did you just use Hinata for avdvertisement?

Me: Hn

Sasuke: don't do that its creepy when you do it!

Me: hn hn hn hn hn hn hn hn

Hinata: R&R plz

Sasuke:SO she can stop plzzzz

Me: Hn hn hn hn *continues until next chapie*