So as you may or may not know, my birthday is Saturday. As you probably don't know, libithewolf happens to be spending the day out here on my birthday. Yayz! And as you do not know as it was just decided like 3 hours ago, my family party is actually on my birthday this year. Isn't that awesome?
But as this story celebrates my birthday, it also celebrates my one year anniversary on this site, which was two days ago. Completely forgot. Oops. So, yup, the Clans are going to go out of their way to make sure my birthday is horrible this year.
"First chapter goes to ThunderClan, of course!" Cinderpaw added. Quiet, Cinderpaw. "Like you don't talk too much." I said shut it.

Spottedpaw13 opened her mailbox at the Den of Moon. (Author note: Wish I had a mailbox in here....) "Birthday invitations?" She wondered as she opened the letter. "ThunderClan is inviting me over to celebrate my birthday and my year anniversary here? How sweet, considering all the bad things I've done to them."

"Little did Spottedpaw13 know what was coming to her..." Cinderpaw narrated.

I believe WE are the narrator.

"Oh, fine." Cinderpaw rolled her eyes and left.

Ahem. Little did Spottedpaw13 know what was coming to her.

Firestar smiled his biggest fake grin as Spottedpaw13 entered the camp. "Come in, come in."

"Hi!" Bumblepaw mewed, Briarpaw and Blossompaw following her, as if to highlight the fact that YES, WE KNOW THEIR WARRIORS, BUT WE DON'T HAVE FADING ECHOES YET, AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ONLY UPGRADE BRIARPAW!!!!

"Why are the words yelling about me?" Briarlight, er, -PAW, asked.

"Because....Oh my." Spottedpaw13 saw Longtail was gone. "So I can't upgrade warrior names, but I can upgrade dead elders???"

Yes you can.

"That's so stupid."

Too bad for you.

Anyway, Brambleclaw, who we hope really does die before he becomes leader and that ERIN HUNTER IS LYING, cleared his throat. "Will Spottedpaw13, Jayfeather, Purdy, Icecloud, and Cloudtail come here please?"

The five cats padded over to him. He told them what was planned, and they nodded.

"May I present, the Warriors Puppet Pals!" Leafpool announced.

"That's my line!" Toadstep protested.

"Main characters only," Brambleclaw told Toadstep.

"...Cheap," Toadstep muttered.

"Shh, it's starting!" Daisy whispered.

And as you can guess, this was a random version of the Mysterious Ticking Noise. Yes.

Jayfeather stood up. "What's that mysterious growling noise? Hmm....I can't find it, but it's catchy." Ignoring the boos from the audience, Jayfeather continued. "Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind. Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"I'M PURDY!" Purdy yowled.

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen," Spottedpaw13 muttered.

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen."

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen."

"That's Foxleap," Icecloud mewed, pointing at her brother. "That's Foxleap."

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen."

"That's Foxleap. Foxleap. Foxleap."

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen."

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen."

"That's Foxleap. That's Foxleap."

"!" Cloudtail started yowling a bunch of random stuff that no one could figure out.

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen."

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen."

"That's Foxleap. That's Foxleap."

"!"

"Jayfeather!" Jayfeather growled.

"Cloudtail!" Cloudtail spat.

"Jayfeather!"

"Cloudtail!"

"Jayfeather!"

"Cloudtail!"

"Jayfeather!"

"Cloudtail!"

"Jayfeather!"

"Cloudtail!"

"Jayfeather!"

"Cloudtail!"

"Jayfeather!"

"Cloudtail!"

"Jayfeather!"

"Cloudtail!"

"I'M PURDY!" Purdy screamed.

"Thaaaat's Foxleap!" Icecloud added.

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen."

"That's Foxleap. That's Foxleap."

"!"

"I'M PURDY!"

"Jay, Jay, Jayfeather's blind."

"Spot. Ted. Paw Thirteen."

"That's Foxleap. That's Foxleap."

"!"

"Singing our song, all day long with FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRESTAR!" all five added.

"I found the source of the growling..." Spottedpaw13 whispered. "It's a badger!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" The other four cats shouted as it ate Spottedpaw13 and left.

"Brambleclaw, Brambleclaw, oh, Bramble Bramble Bramble Brambleclaw!" Brambleclaw finished.

The End.

ThunderClan applauded.

"Good job!" Firestar praised Brambleclaw. "Now she's finally gone!"

"She'll be back," Jayfeather warned grimly.

And with that, everyone shivered and went back to normal duties.

This is actually shorter than it seems. I just used a random idea that popped in my head, and it failed. Nice failing, ThunderClan. ShadowClan's sure to have a better performance when I get to them.
Disclaimer: Yes.
Real Disclaimer: Mmhm.
'False' Disclaimer: Warriors belongs to Erin Hunter, whom I am DEFINITELY NOOOOOT! The Mysterious Ticking Noise belongs to the Potter Puppet Pals, whom I am not a part of. The Mysterious Growling Noise is a random parody of it. Please support the actual things.
Well, I'll be around. Oh, if you're looking for a book to read, I suggest reading 'Worlds Dumbest Laws'. It's a really good short, hilarious, and informational book all in one.