A/N: I dunno what made me think of this, but I had to get it wrote down. Whoooooopaah.
*Ichigo_No.1 Guardian has signed in*
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: Hey guys, what's happening?
TheSexyEspada666 says: it's fucking real, I swear!
Black Cat says: it isn't Grimmjow, whoever told you it was is playing tricks on you all.
TheSexyEspada666 says: it was Urahara who told me! I believe him more than I believe you.
Black Cat says: then you, my friend, are an idiot.
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: what are you arguing about?
TheSexyEspada666 says: Ichigo! Isn't Harry Potter real?
Tell her it is.
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: excuse me?
Black Cat says: Urahara lent the arrancar the Harry Potter books and told them it was true story...
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: LMAO
TheSexyEspada666 says: what the fuck are you laughing at?
I've seen it for myself that it's true!
Black Cat says: theres no way I'm hanging around for this bullshit
*Black Cat has signedout*
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: So what did you see that proves it?
*Fear_The_Spoon has signed in*
TheSexyEspada666 says: well me and nnoi were just hanging in the sand, minding our own business
And then we noticed Ulquiorra in the distance with a low level adjuchas.
Fear_The_Spoon says: are you telling him about Ulqui-mort?
TheSexyEspada666 says: yeah
So we went to check it out
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: spy on him you mean
Fear_The_Spoon says: well obviously
TheSexyEspada666 says: and just as we got close enough, we heard him scream Avada Kedavra while he pointed a stick at the hollow!
Fear_The_Spoon says: then there was a flash of green light
TheSexyEspada666 says: and the hollow was dead!
Fear_The_Spoon says: :O
TheSexyEspada666 says: just like it was described in the book.
Ulquiorra is the only one out of us all that has managed to find the right wand and being able to do magic.
*RedPineapple has signed in*
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: ...are you for real?
Fear_The_Spoon says: I know! Magic!
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: are you all seriously that retarded?
It was probably his fucking cero!
RedPineapple says: for real real, not for play play?
What are we talking about?
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: these idiots think that Harry Potter is real.
TheSexyEspada666 says: shut the fuck up soul reaper, I'll kick you ass!
It wasn't a cero, it was magic.
RedPineapple says: Harry Potter is real though
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: ...
RedPineapple says: Urahara told me so
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: ARE YOU ALL INSANE?
RedPineapple says: calm down, I don't see why Urahara would lie like that.
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: don't you? Because I do.
Fear_The_Spoon says: your such a pessimist Ichigo.
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: -.-
RedPineapple says: I found my wand last night guys! It was in the Rukongai! :3
Fear_The_Spoon says: Lucky bastard!
TheSexyEspada666 says: Now you and Ulquiorra have them but we still don't :(
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: please dont tell me you actively went looking for it?
RedPineapple says: of course I did.
Fear_The_Spoon says: Ulquiorra did too!
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: LMFAO
I can imagine it now!
Ulquiorra wandering the Menos Forest and Renji in the Rukongai, picking up random sticks, looking for one that 'bonds' with them!
TheSexyEspada666 says: what's funny about that?
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: you really don't see it?
TheSexyEspada666 says: no
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: fuck me, a good laugh is wasted on you lot.
Fear_The_Spoon says: you know what?
Fuck you and your lies.
Harry Potter is real.
End of discussion.
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: okay...
But seriously guys, Ulqui-mort?
TheSexyEspada666 says: it was either that or voldeorra.
Ulqui-mort sounds funnier, don't you think?
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: yeah...
RedPineapple says: I was mind boggled that humans could have powers like that. It's like Kido.
TheSexyEspada666 says: I'd rather be a wizard though.
Who would want to sparkle in the sunlight?
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: ...you've read twilight too?
RedPineapple says: Yumichika would! He said 'it would be beautiful'
TheSexyEspada666 says: Yeah, Urahara is trying to teach us more about the World of the Living.
Fear_The_Spoon says: But Yumichika is clearly gay and therefore it is not surprising.
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: Oh, good god.
*The Dark Lord has signed in*
RedPineapple says: HOLY SHIT
TheSexyEspada666 says: IT'S THE ESPADA-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED!
Fear_The_Spoon says: DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!
*RedPineapple has signed out*
*Fear_The_Spoon has signed out*
*TheSexyEspada666 has signed out*
The Dark Lord says: ...
Trash.
Ichigo_No.1 Guardian says: Fuck
My
Life
*Ichigo_No.1 Guardian has signed out*