ok i know i have another two stories going on but this is so that if i have writers block or just want to torture the characters, i can without you guys thinking i died, i know im not good but (shrugs) i dont care, and some people might in the future actually like my work! so hope you enjoy. will update when i have time, access to this computer and when i have questions. Jax
disclaimer:
I love fanfiction
oh yes i do
but i don't own
so please don't sue!
Jax: Welcome to my first ever -man chat room, I'm your host: jax2468. And with us today and hopefully for the remainder of this program: Allen Walker,
Allen: Hello, a pleasure to meet you.
Jax: Lavi,
Lavi: Hello ladies!
Jax: Ms. Lenalee lee,
Lenalee: Hello.
Jax: and lastly Yuu!
Kanda: Don't call me that (brandishes mugen)
Lavi: But Yuu-Chan that's your name!
Kanda: SHUT UP BAKA USAGI (jumps and attacks Lavi)
Jax: (leans over to Lenalee and Allen and whispers) Oh a lovers quarrel.
Allen and Lenalee: (giggles)
Lavi: (pushing Kanda off him) What's so funny?
Kanda: (now calm ad back in his seat) Yeah moyashi, what's so funny?
Allen: Its Allen bakanda.
Kanda: Dare you to say that again (pulls out mugen).
Jax: Guys, guys, calm down we have letters to respond to.
Kanda and Allen: (look to one another) Fine.
Jax: Good! Now Lenalee why don't you read the first letter?
Lenalee: Ok (takes letter) this is from…jax2468… its from you.
Jax: Yep! ^.^
Kanda: BAKA! You sent yourself your own letter!?
Jax: (psychotic grin) Yes, I have some questions of my own.
Lavi: No, you had nothing so you had to make up questions.
Jax: Not true I just wanted my questions asked first!
Lenalee: Then why is the bag empty (holding bag in question upside down)?
Jax: Uh…
Kanda: Baka.
Jax: Lets ignore that the bag is empty. Lenalee read the letter.
Lenalee: Ok it says "Dear amazing fantastic host of chat,"
Allen, Kanda and Lavi: (thought) What the hell?
Jax: (laughs at the expression on their faces)
Lenalee: (continues reading) "I was wondering if you can make them answer or perform any question, dare or demand given? Jax2468"
Kanda: You sent yourself this fucked up question?
Jax: I thought the audience would like to know this. Anyway to answer your question jax2468, they will be ab-
Allen: This is a waste of everyone's time; you already know the answer, so why are you answering this question?
Jax: I told you so the audience knows what they can do and what to expect!
Allen: The audience already knows what to expect as you wrote it in the summary!
Lenalee: You've got nothing don't you?
Jax: I have something!
Lavi: Then where is it? Hmm?
Jax: Uh…
Allen: (sighs) Ok we're going to have to cut this short. Please send us a review with a question or dare, so that the authoress doesn't look like a total idiot in her own fanfiction.
Lavi: Please come again and leave a note on how you liked it!
Jax: And if any of the dare or question are good or original, I'll lend Kanda out for an hour of services to do with as you please.
Kanda: What!
Jax: Bye!
jax:dont forget to review,
kanda: come back here damnit and face my wrath!
jax:EEP!