Summery- In his 1st Year; Harry James Daniel Potter saw a crying girl on Platforms 9 ¾, together they board the train arm in arm, to begin their new lives, and to save a Rare Stone from a Great & Powerful Evil!
Main Pair- HPxHG, JPxLEP SOBxVMW, NLxLL, and DMxGinW
I will say this ONLY ONCE! ..."I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!" If I did both Harry and Hermione would have been Boyfriend/Girlfriend when they meet, been Bedroom lovers the night of the Yule Ball, married before 7th year, AND after 800 years of being married, they would die in each others arms as they slept!
I also don't own...
"The Legend of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table", "G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero", "Cobra La", "Dracula", "FullMetal Alchemist" "Star Wars" "Gargoyles; the Goliath Chronicles" "James Bond 007" "The Lord of the Rings" "Rave Master" "Demons" "Trinity Blood" "DBZ" "Supernatural" "Yu Yu Hakusho" or "X-Men"
All I DO own is most of this fanfic, and my laptop.
This story is dedicated to 18 authors who inspired me to do this:
Upperpd, author of "Harry potter and the New Neighbors" (ALL of his fics are worth reading)
MissAnnThropic, author of "Vox Corporis"
Paladeus, Author of "Death's Pride"and "Darkened Paths"
Broomstick flyer, author of "The marriage contract" (A lot of his are Great!)
Seel'vor, author of "Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap"
Mionefan, author of "Harry's Bond 1, 2 and 3"
sapcegal 19, author of "Harry Potter and the Darkness Year 1, 2, 3 and 4"
penmon, author of "Harry Potter and the Scarlet Beetle Incident"
Witowsmp, author of "More Important Then Any Broomstick"
szordara, author of "Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys"
potter8668, author of "Inheritance" and "I Have To Say I Do"
Sara Winters, author of "Free Will and Fate" and "Closer"
reptilia28, author of "Memories In My Blood" and "Tabula Rasa"
old-crow, author of "No Thanks"
GreenEvens, author of "Dudley's Girlfriend" and "Lucky"
Perfect Lionheart, author of "Partially Kissed Hero"
AndrewsQuill, author of "Dark Lord Rising"
ArCHiE 1up, author of "The Potter Vs Granger Rivalry"
Please read their fanfic's they are amazing,
This fic is also brought to you by way of 7 or more Challenges, I wont name them, but you are welcome to guess which once I've Merged into this one fic.
Story plot by: Me; Primus2021 - Beta Reader: NickWoLF-007
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Harry Potter: And the Legion of the White Court! - Book 1: the Sorcerers Stone!
Chapter 0: The Prologue, & The Grim Reaper!
Warning: AU, ATL, OC's, OOCness, and "K+ to M" rated shit!
Story, "Speech", 'Thought', "Parseltongue", "Spell" (More to come)
Information-
The Dursley's are ALL Squibs(of the Malfoy Family) and HATE magic simply because of their "blood status", Petunia is also a Squib she was Adopted by the Evans Family!
Albus P. W. B. Dumbledore and Minerva M. McGonagall are also Pure-bloods!
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Background/Timeline-
Albus Percival Wulfric Brain Dumbledore: born - July 31st 1880! Began Hogwarts at age 11 in 1891, Graduates at age 17 in 1897, The Grindelwald War officially begins on July 31st 1930 in the Wizarding World, before spreading out into the Muggle World by the Start of WWII, and Ends in 1948 when Albus(68) beat Gillert(70)!
Thomas Marvolo Riddle Jr.: Born - July 31 1930! Began Hogwarts at age 11 in 1941, Graduates at age 17 in 1947, The Voldemort War officially begins on June 6th 1966!
Lily Rose Evans; born 9-19-1974, Remus John Lupin and Alice Joanne Lupin; born 10-13-1974, Velvet Minerva Watson; born 2-14-1975, Sirius Orion Black; born 4-1-1975, Severus Tobias Snape; born 5-5-1975, James Charlus Potter; born 7-30-1975, and Peter Paul Pettigrew; born 8-17-1975,
In 1978, 8 year old Romules Gawain Lupin (Remus' older Brother) was bitten by a Vampire, 10 years later he moved to Japan, where he met and Married Shirotsuki Tsukiyomi a Which who was 1/2 Veela and 1/2 High-Elder Elf!
In 1987, Remus is Bitten by the Werewolf, Alpha: Finrir Loki Greyback!
Lily, Severus, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, and Velvet, (all 13 years old) begin life at Hogwarts in Sept of 1988, (Albus is 108)!
In 1989 before his 3rd Year at Hogwarts, Sirius(15) moves in with James15) at Potter Mansion, Black Swore an Magical Oath of Loyalty to Lord Charlus Cygnus Potter; Earl of Hogsmeade, & Lady Dorea Bellatrix Black-Potter!
In 1991 at age 17, and before their 5th year at Hogwarts James & Sirius preform the Blood-Brothers Magical-Ritual in the presence of Lord and Lady Potter, Later during the year James, Sirius, Remus and Peter become Prongs Padfoot, Moony & Wormtail, near the end of 5th year Lily & Severus have a Falling Out!
In 1993 at age 19 during their 7th year at Hogwarts, Sirius almost kills Snape (accidentally/see Prank), James saves Snape's life which forms a Life-Debt, James starts dating Lily, and Sirius begins to date Velvet!
June 28th 1994 between the ages of 19 and 20, James and the Gang Graduate from Hogwarts, Snape Joins the Death Eaters(DE!) led by Voldemort(54), while James and the others Join the Order of the Phoenix(OP!) led by Albus(114)!
On October 31st 1995 at the age of 21 Lily and James are Married, Sirius stands as James' Best-Man and Swears a Magical Oath as Best Man to Protect Lily in the event of James death, Velvet does the same as Lily's Maid-of-Honor!
In 1996 Peter(22) becomes a Secret Death Eater Known only to Voldemort and Lucius Abraxius Malfoy!
In October of 1997 SPT(21) gives a Prophecy to APWBD(117) about the Dark Lord and a Chosen One, Snape(23) overhears half of it & gives it to Voldemort(57) later Snape turns Spy for the OP! and some time after that Sirius(23) swears the God-Father's Magical Oath to James(23) and Lily(24) for his Unborn God-Son Harry Potter!
At the age of 24 Lily Potter gives birth to Harry Potter at Midnight on July-31-1998, Later Lily's good friend gives birth to Hermione was was born at Noon on July-31-1998!
August 1st 1999: Emma Jean Granger, sister of Hermione Jane Granger is born!
10-29-1999 Harold & Rose Evans were Murdered in a Voldemort during a Raid on their Family home!
10-39-1999 Charlus & Dorea Potter were Murdered in a Voldemort during Raid on their Family Manor!
October 31st 1999: James(24) and Lily(25) Potter are killed by Voldemort(59), Albus(119) sends Harry to his Aunt Petunia(28) Violet Evans-Dursley!
September 1st 2011: Harry Potter, age 13, begins his first year at Hogwarts with his best friend Hermione!
(# 12 Grimmwauld Place: 7:35p.m February 14, 1999, Age: 7 months)
25 year old Sirius Black and his Fiancé; 25 year old Velvet Minerva Watson were sitting in the Black Family Study they had just finished a romantic dinner for two, these two people weren't exactly human, they were magical, one was a wizard the other a witch, put even more then that they were Animagus' one was a Grim called Padfoot the other a Kneezel called ThunderKat, right now they were in their human forms and in a heated argument,
"Shut-up Kat, and just please listen too ME for once in your life!" Sirius said, and that did the trick, "Now…You WILL take our little girl and leave this world, you WILL flee to the Muggle world and you WILL LIVE as a Muggle, do you hear me."
"Yes… But why Paddy! Why must I leave with-out you, or telling anyone?!" she was crying now,
"Because my beloved Kitten, James, Frank and I were informed of a prophecy that names one of our kids as the 'One' to defeat Old Tom, and I for one will not let it be her, I'm sorry but if I have too I WILL Obliviate you of all your memories of me, if that's what it takes to keep you two safe!" Sirius said with a tone of finality,
"But Paddy I'm pre-…" She started but was interrupted by her lover,
"No "buts" my love, I know you're prepared to fight and die beside me in this damn war, however... right now all I want to hear from you, is that you're leaving this world." He said, she was a bit heart-broken but she nodded, her hand resting on her tummy,
"H-how long should I-I-I l-leave f-for?" She asked through her tears,
"I don't know love, if I'm…gone and Tom's not around in their 3rd year, then come back, if Tom's gone and I'm still around…I'll find you, I love you, both of you." Sirius was crying now too,
"What will I tell her if she asks about you?" Kat asked,
"You're the 2nd smartest witch of our year, I'm sure you can think of something…" He said to her, and she nodded her head,
"I love you Sirius, I just wish we could have gotten married like the others." She said as she dried her tears,
"I know love, I love you too my Black Velvet, Now please leave and take her with you, I have a meeting with the DMLE Head…Mad-Eye and the Boys, when I come home…you had best be gone, Good-bye, my love." Sirius said and with that he Fluu'd to the DMLE-HQ, and 3 hours later returned home to find only an old grumpy House Elf, and he cried himself to sleep that night and for many nights after that as well, Sirius Orion Black even knew of the Very Impotent letter sitting on the Desk in his study, for you see he moved out and into a 1 bedroom flat the next day.
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(The Shrieking Shack; Hogsmeade: October 24th, 1999, Age: 1)
James, Lily and Harry Potter, as well as Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew were standing in a circle…well Harry was sleeping in his mothers arms, but still let's see what's going on…
"Do you Peter Paul Pettigrew, Hear-by accept the Honor and Privilege of Being the Secret Keeper for the Potter Clan, and Vow to tell the secret location of the Potter Clan to only those who NEED to know, So Mote It Be!" Sirius asked,
"I Do!" Peter said nervously,
"And do you James Charlus Potter and Lily Rose Evens-Potter accept Peter Paul Pettigrew as your Secret Keeper, Trusting in him…totally, only to tell the secret of your Clan and home to those who NEED to know, So Mote It Be!" Sirius said again,
"We Do!" they said as one, and they passed a slip of paper into Peter's left hand, as each of them now held their wand in their right,
"Please touch the tips of your wands as I cast the Fidelius Charm on the four of you!" Sirius said once more, and they did so, 5 minutes later the Spell Casting was finished and Peter was the Secret Keeper of the Potter Clan, "It is done, Peter if you will?" Peter just nodded sadly,
"The Potter's Live at Number 1, Godric Hill; in Godric's Hollow: England!" Peter said plainly, the location of the building popped into their minds and then the Potter's and Peter left the shack to return to their own homes,
Sirius left and went to the Hogshead Inn, got a bit tipsy, then he let it leek out that He: Sirius Black, was the Secret Keeper of the Potter's in Hopes that James' plan to lure Old Tom into a trap would work,
While Sirius was doing that James was Downloading another memory in to his Journal with the Extractum Memorium! spell.
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(Godric's Hollow: Halloween of 1999, 10:30 p.m. Age: 1 year)
"Lily! HE'S here; Tom is right outside… that RAT Wormtail sold us out!" James said, Lily's eyes went as wide as a plate, she let out 1 word with her right hand over her mouth… that word was "no…"
"Listen Lily-pad you must get Harry out of here… go to Padfoot's, or Moony's, then tell Dumbledore." James said as he downloaded his final memory into his journal, and ordered Archimedes to take it to 'PFB' the owl nodded then left,
Just as the Defensive-Wards shattered, and Lily ran up to Harry's room, Lord Voldemort came in to the house, it took Voldemort no time at all to fire off 5 AK's, one hit James and the other hit Lily's cat; Salem, then he followed Lily up the stairs,
When he got there Lily had just finished a spell, what it was no-one knew, she turned to face the Dark Lord with tears in her eyes, she begged the mad man to Kill her and to let her son live, Voldemort made a mistake by agreeing to the begging of a desperate mother, and when he killed her… 'The Magic' took-over,
Voldemort turned his focus to Harry, who in turn looked at him,
"I jussst can't believe that you are the one prophesssizzzed to be my doom, my own Cousssin," Voldemort shook his head cackling madly "You're mother wasss a fool Harry Potter, you will die tonight… Avada Kedavra!"
As the spell hit him, Harry saw a life that WAS, yet at the same time NOT his own and it flashed by his tiny eyes in a matter of seconds…
Flash
An 11 year old Harry was sitting across from a redhead named Ron when the door opened,
"Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville has lost one! By the way I'm Hermione, Hermione Granger." A pretty little girl said to the two boys,
Ron gave a lopsided grin "I'm Ron, Ron Weasley!" he said as he shook her hand,
"Pleasure… and you are?" she asked,
Harry looked at the tiny Goddess and nervously replied "I-I'm H-Harry, Harry Potter." He prayed she wasn't going to turn into a raging Fan-girl like the other 5,000 other girls he had met,
"Are you really, I've read all about you, you're in…" She spoke…
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"Hermione Move!" Harry Yelled as he grabbed the Troll's Club, "Ron, do something!"
"Like what!" he said stupidly,
"Swish and Flick!" Hermione finally said, and with that Ron used the Levitation charm and KO'd the Troll with its own club…
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"Professor, what happened to the Stone, and Quirrell, and why did Voldemort come after me 10 years ago?" Harry asked a man that looked like Santa Claus,
"It has been destroyed, Nicholas and I believe it was too powerful to exist and besides if you live forever then you will never get to experience 'The Next Great Adventure,', Quirrell as you may have guessed by now is dead, a pile of ash and dust really, but as for why Lord Voldemort attacked you…I will tell you when you're older." The old man said,
"When will I be old enough?" Harry asked,
"I will tell you on your 17th birthday." The old one said, Harry just nodded and as the old man stood up everything went black,
Flash
Harry had just escaped from the 'Gay Book Writer', he had been accused of being GINNY WEASLEY'S boyfriend by Lucius Bloody Malfoy, and he was now reading "The G-B-W's" books,
Harry found that 3 of them happened AT THE SAME TIME IN 3 DIFFERENT PLACES, the 5th books started half way through the 4th and it ended three/fourths of the way through the 6th, the 7th book was 100 percent improbable, and the last book had NOTHING TO DO WITH DADA! Add to the fact that each book was worth 10Gallions x 8 books = Harry volunteering to pay for Hermione's, Ron's, Gred's, and Forge's DADA Books as well as his own while giving Ginny the free books, that "The G-B-W" had forced on him,
School was a week away and Harry thought that the teacher was a fake!
To make matters worse Hermione didn't believe him, in fact the only ones that did was Ron and the boys even that Prick Malfoy agreed with him.
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"Don't Worry Mione; I swear on my life I'll stop what ever petrified you, so mote it be!" Harry said to the frozen girl he had a crush on, as he spoke a blue light engulfed him finalizing the Unbreakable Vow that the boy unknowingly took as the girl still frozen prayed he did, for if he didn't he would die and she would blame only herself for not being able to either help him or stop him…
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"Harry! Look! its Hermione!" a pudgy boy said, Harry looked around the redhead and saw his Goddess, he stood up and so did Ron, as Hermione ran down the isle and hugged Harry tightly and in a way so that only Harry would know it happened she kissed his cheek, she then let go and awkwardly shook Ron's hand, and all went black,
Flash
A 13 year old Harry sat in the snow crying and hugging his legs to his chest, as the girl he loved hugged and comforted him, their other friend Ron had his back to them acting as a Constantly Vigilant Sentinel, for you see they had just learned that Sirius Black, Harry's godfather was a traitor and had sold out the Potter Clan to his master, the Dark Lord, as Harry calmed down Hermione kissed his neck, Ron never saw it…
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Harry, Hermione, Ron, a man that looked like he was REALLY SICK, a sleeping 'Vampire', and a Crazy madman who was now holding Ron's pet rat were in a dusty old shack, after a few minutes the 'rat' turned into a 'rat-like-man', Harry and his friends learned that Peter was the real traitor of the Potter Clan…
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Harry and Hermione had gone back in time to save the lives of many people, they had just saved Buckbeak, and distracted Moony the Werewolf, and were now watching Sirius and both of their younger selves being attacked by 100 Dementors, they looked a lot like the Muggles 'Grim Reaper', and were waiting for when Harry's 'Dad' would save them, that's when Harry kissed Hermione on the lips, ran to the shore, and yelled out 'Prongs' and a Silver Stag chased away all the Dementors,
Harry and Hermione started a 'secret' relationship on this night, and they also helped Sirius escape to safety, the world was black once more,
Flash
Harry, Hermione, and the Weasley's had watched the Quidditch World Cup, and were now running from the DE's and the Dark Mark was Blazing in the sky, soon they were surrounded by the Auras…
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Harry's name came out of a magical goblet, and he was forced to compete in a 3-School Tournament, and the only one who believed in him was Hermione, as Harry stepped into the arena to face the "First Task" only one thing was on his mind…
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In order to keep their love a secret Hermione went to the Yule Ball with Victor Krum and Harry went with Padma Patil…
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As the Second Task was starting Harry realized that Hermione was missing and came to the conclusion that the mer-people had taken her, when he arrived at the village he had made his decision…he would save her…
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After the Third Task Harry returned with the dead body of his good friend and the only brother-figure he'd ever had (aside from the Terror Twins that is) Cidrek Diggory, screaming "Voldemort's BACK!" over and over again, and once again everything went black,
Flash
Fifth year passed quickly bringing with it a 1 week romance between Harry and Cho Chang, the start of the DA, the Death of Lord Sirius Orion Black, the Official Return of Lord Voldemort, The Impeachment of M.O.M. Cornelius Fudge, and the Hidden Wedding of Lord Harry James, and Lady Hermione Jane Potter…
As Harry stepped onto the Hogwarts Express the world went Black,
Flash
Sixth year like the Fifth went by fast; Dumbledore gave a 16 year old Harry Potter "Private lessons", Prof Snape taught DADA, and Potions was taken over by Hoarse Slughorn…
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Harry and Hermione secretly became friends with 7 Slytherin's including Draco Malfoy…
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Harry took Luna Lovegood to the Slug Club Christmas Ball, while Hermione took Cormac McLaggen, to once again keep their relationship a secret,
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Four Gryffindor's were doused with a Love Potion by Molly Weasley and Albus Dumbledore…
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And at the end of the year all of Hogwarts sat in front of a White Coffin, and then the world saw darkness,
Flash
It was going to be Harry's 7th year at Hogwarts, but that's not what happened,
During the flight from the Dursley's, Fred Weasley, Mad-Eye and Hedwig died…
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Harry, Hermione, and Ron, had left to find the Horcruxes, after some time passed of not doing much of anything, Ron had left to help out with the War in other places and never returned; he was killed saving a group of 40 Muggle-born girls from a fate worse then death…
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Over the course of the year, many died including Severus Snape, Ted Tonks, Remus and Nymphadora Lupin, Aberforth Dumbledore, Molly Weasley, and SEEMINGLY the death of Voldemort, as well as the imprisonment of many DE's, And the end of the 7th Wizard World War,
Flash
September 1st 1998 came about and so did the news that Harry and Hermione were married,
However it also brought about the escape of 25 death eaters, and 5 months later the 3rd coming of Lord Voldemort,
Flash
"Harry look at them, they look just like you, and she looks like me!" a 21 year old Hermione said to her husband, she was holding 2 sleeping baby boys and a little girl,
"No… Mi-Harmony, that one… He has dark brown hair & blue eyes… Kind of like your dad's hair and my father's eyes." He replied, "And she had better look like you, after all, my little Princess better look like her mother; a true Aphrodite!"
"How many times do I have to tell you? …DON'T call me that! ...But you are right." She said
"Now only one thing could make this moment better." Harry said,
"And what pray tell would that be?" Hermione asked,
"Voldemort's Head on a Plaque, Mounted on my living room wall, right above the fireplace, back at Godric's Hollow." Harry said darkly, and everything went Black again,
Flash
It took 5 years to kill the evil Snake-Humper, and many good people died, including Cho, Dean, Seamus, Lavender, Flitwick and McGonagall, after the 3rd Reign of Voldemort; Harry submerged himself in his studies, and only took breaks when Hermione told him to,
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Four years after Tom's death Harry became the Head of the DMLE, the Aurors, the Hit-Wizards, and the Unspeakables,
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2 years after that Harry was given the Titles of: Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, Grand Sorcerer of the EUM, Supreme Mugwump of the ICW, and Headmaster of Hogwarts,
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Then 3 years latter Harry was sworn in as the 25th Minister of Magic, it was only a year later that Voldemort Returned for the 4th time, and 10 years latter Voldemort exposed the Magical World to 40 billion Muggles, before a 42 year old Harry Potter killed him again,
This War was by far the worst, the Muggles knew of them, and all that remained From his old life was his Wife, his 7 kids, his 33 god-children, and only 4 of his other friends, (Draco & Ginny Malfoy and Neville & Luna Longbottom.)
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20 years later Ginny, Luna, and Neville had died in yet another pointless 5th war with Voldemort.
Flash
"Well, Well, Well look at thisss…It'sss my dear Cousssin Harry," a voice said to him on the Battle Field, known to all as Buckingham Palace, it was the tenth and last return of Voldemort,
"I've Killed your Mud-blood Whore…I mean 'Wife' as well as your VILE brats, and everyone else you've ever loved or cared for, & now…Now It's Your Turn!" A snake-like voice taunted him as it raised its own wand,
"No Tom, I'm Going to End you, simply because your too Evil to be PERMITTED too walk freely with the Living," a 145 year old Harry said calmly as he too raised his wand, "And besides I'm getting tired of this…"
They readied their wands and then yelled 'Avada Kedavra!' and 2 twin green beams of deadly light fused into 1 golden Arch, as soon as that happened Harry took out a second wand, his Father's wand, and yelled "Draco!...NOW!" Draco removed his DE Hood and Mask, as he pointed the Elder Wand and his own at Voldemort and together they said "This is the End! Take Another Tom! 'Avada Kedavra!' this time the beams of Death hit their mark, but they were joined by a White one; and when they hit the Dark Lord, there was a flash of Black Light and all was gone,
The last thing that Baby Harry saw, were 22 items of either doom and damnation, or hope and salvation.
Flash
Harry woke up in his 21 year old body, floating in mid air, oh maybe 30,000 feet off the ground, and saw the oddest thing he had EVER seen in his 145 years of life in the wizarding world, what is that you ask, it's simple, she was a Japanese Woman in a Pink Yukata, Kimono, thing & wrapped around her waist was a White Obi along with a pair of red sandals, and she had Gorgeous Pinkish-Purple Eyes & Long Light-Sky-Blue hair that was tied up in a Pony-tail with a Red Ribbon, she has rather large tits, about a 34CC, she was sitting on a floating...Paddle?
"So, I'm dead, right." Harry asked,
"Bingo! Bingo! You win the Prize, although I didn't expect You to figure it out so fast." the Woman giggled, and Harry glared at her, and she giggled some more,
"Who the Hell are You!" Harry growled out at her,
"Well Harry, When people die so unexpectedly, as you just did, Often Times they can't except that, and so they turn into ghosts, you see..." the Mad Woman spoke, but Harry interrupted her,
"You're not answering my question!" Harry stated flatly,
"Botan's my Name: The Pilot of 'The River Styx', I take care of people like you, Harry, I believe that in your culture they also call me 'Death' or 'The Grim Reaper!' Does that ring any bells, Harry?" yep, that's what she said, and then Harry laughed at her, only to be hit up-side the head with the Paddle Of DOOM!
"What the Hell, Lady, What did ya do that for!? Harry yelled,
"Because It's not nice to laugh at a Lady." Botan replied, after a moment of thought Harry spoke again,
"Riiiight, A Pretty Girl like you, Is the Grim Reaper, Please, there is No way in Hell that You're the Grim Reaper." Harry scoffed,
"Well, I'm not sure if should take that as a compliment, or an Insult." Botan giggled, again!
"Plus, if you were a real 'Messenger of Death' you'd take this job far more seriously, I mean, How 'Grim' can you be, when you say things like 'Bingo!' and look like that!" Harry said and Botan's jaw dropped, Harry just continued his rant, "I mean, you're supposed to wear a 'Big Black Robe' carry around a 'Big Black Deathscythe' and look like a 10 foot tall Skeleton!" Harry said with a glare, at that moment you could see the light-bulb above Botan's head,
"Ah, Now I know what kind of person you are," she said as she pulled a book from inside her bra, "It's right here in my 'Death's Guide Book!' yes, here it is, a Gryffindor! Unafraid of Damn Near Anything, except Granger's Wrath of course, Extremely reckless, Brave, Rather stupid most of the Time, and you scream out in Anger, Allot, Hardragon Jameson Daniel Potter: Age; 145, Personality; Stereotypical Gryffindor, Loyal, and... Oh, My! Damn, Your life really sucked..." Botan rattled off and the more she spoke the more Harry got annoyed with her,
"Okay. Death Lady, can you at least tell me what the Hell Happened to the world after I died, because, from my point of view it looks like Hell came to Earth." Harry stated,
"Well, Draco Malfoy used your death to create a world that you would have been proud of, a world of Peace and Equality, one that lasted for 345 years, that was when a new Dark Lord; named Erebus, rose up and in 3 years Time, he Vaporized every Living Thing on the Planet Earth." Botan said, and she said it as one would talk about the weather, Harry's eyes widened, then he turned 'Sirius', as he spoke to Botan once more,
"So, What do I do now, I mean, I'm dead, so am I going to Hell, Heaven, or what?" Harry asked,
"Well, Harry, I'm not here to take you the afterlife, actually, I'm here to offer you a deal, one that will return you to life in no Time at all." Botan giggled, AGAIN!
"A deal, Really? ...What the Hell are you blabbering on about Now?!" Harry was getting irritated, that was the same type of Giggle as all of those 'Boy-Who-Lived-Fan-Girls', and Harry hated it,
"Well, It's rather funny Harry, You see, Non of us in the afterlife were expecting you to die today, You through us all for a loop, You were suppose to Kill Ol' Tom M. Riddle completely, sometime before you were 18, you were suppose Marry your Soul-Mate, that Granger Girl of yours, really soon after Tom's final death, live to be 2,000 years old with her, and then pass on the 3 Deathly Hallows to one of your Grandsons. No one expected you to die again so soon, and and quit frankly, we haven't even prepared a place for you just yet, although maybe we should have, I mean, this IS your 665th unplanned for Death, if you die 1 more Time, before your scheduled Time of Death, then 'The Gates of the Abyss' will open up and Kick-Start the Apocalypse 606,060 years ahead of Time, which is bad," She said and at Harry's Horrified look she continued, "Of, cool your jets, you silly Head, I already told you that you'd get a 2nd chance at Life, don't you remember? just agree to the Deal and you'll be back to life in no Time at all, you know, you should feel honored, unexpected cases like yours only happen once every 500 years." Botan said with a smile on her face,
"So, What do I have to do, to return to life Botan?" Harry asked her,
"Well, all You have to do is sign this here contract, don't bother trying to read it, it's written in the language of the Shinigami, But first I have to tell you some things, Things that i know You're not going to like at all, so I think it's Time to begin..."
^"Pre-Hogwarts {Obliviated by Albus PWB Dumbledore 9,010,008,769,567,755 Times}
[90% of Obliviation is for Beatings that nearly killed one H. J. Potter, the last 10% is for running away from the Dursley's.]
[0] Killed 600 Times by The Dursley's: Method of Death. Beaten, Starvation, Stabbing, Gun-Shots, Drowned, Burned, Dismembered, Beheaded, Etc!
Hogwarts Years {Obliviated by Albus/Snape/Molly/Ron/Percy/&Peter 94,837,456,827,368,374 Times}
[53% of all Obliviation is for Romantic relations with Hermione, 22% for Romantic relations with any other girl than Ginny, 15% for overhearing Info that Albus didn't want known, 8% for any fights or time Harry didn't forgive Ron, 2% Various reasons 'For the Greater Good'.]
[Year 1] Killed 07 Times: 601st by Ron, he Pushed you into Fluffy to save himself! 602nd by Ron, he Pushed into the Troll's path to save himself, the Club killed you! 603rd by Quirrell, he Jinxed your Broom and you fell to you death! 604th by Quirrell a, he cast Cutting Curse at your neck in the Forest! 605th by Ron, he Sacrificed you to the White Queen, and she impaled you on her staff! 606th by Hermione, she Accidentally told you that one of the Poisons would get you to the last room! 607th by Quirrell, used the AK on you in the Stone Room!
[Year 2] Killed 02 Times: 608th by Ron, he Pushed into an Acromantula then it ate you! 609th by the Basilisk, the Venom killed you!
[Year 3] Killed 03 Times: 610th Kissed by a Dementor on the Hogwarts Express! 611th by Ron, he AK'ed you when he saw you Kissing Hermione! 612th Eaten by Moony the Werewolf!
[Year 4] Killed 13 Times: 613th to 618th Killed by the Dragon in Various ways! 619th AK'ed by Ron, after the 1st Task when he found you having sex with Hermione, He killed her too! 620th AK'ed by Ron, after the Yule Ball when he found you having sex with Hermione, He killed her too, Again! 621st & 623rd by Krum, he AK'ed you once in Lake & once in the Maze! 622nd by Ron, he AK'ed you and Hermione again, after the 2nd Task when he saw you and her having sex! 624th by Peter, the AK hit you instead of Cedric Diggory! 625th AK'ed by Ron, after you returned form that Graveyard, when he found you having sex with Hermione, and again, He killed her too!
[Year 5] Killed 09 Times: 626th You and Dudley were both kissed by the Dementors! 627th you were AK'ed by Umbridge before your Trial began! 628th you were AK'ed by Ron, after your Trial when he found you having sex with Hermione, He killed her too! 629th AK'ed by Ron, on Christmas Eve when he found you having sex with Hermione in the RoR, He killed her too! 630th by Umbridge, she AK'ed you in the back on Valentines Day before your interview with Skeeter! 631st by Umbridge, she AK'ed you when you lead her to Grawp! 632nd instead of a cutting curse Antonin used an AK and killed Hermione, then you killed EVERYONE in Britain when you Released all Blocks on your Magical Core! 633rd after Sirius fell into the Vail of Death, you ran in after him and died! 634th AK'ed by Ron, after you returned from the Dom, and learning of the Prophecy from Albus, he killed when he found you having snogging Hermione, This time he raped her, then he killed her!
[Year 6] Killed 12 Times: 635th-639th, 641st-643rd, and 646th by Molly, who overdosed you on Amortintia! 640th AK'ed by Ron, when he found you having sex with Hermione on her Birthday, He Raped her and then killed her too! 644th AK'ed by Ron, after you found Hermione in the abandoned Classroom, he found you there having sex with Hermione, both Lavender and Hermione hit him with unknown spells and killed him! 645th Albus Accidentally knocked you into the Infirius Lake!
[Year 7] Killed 18 Times: 647th AK'ed by Ron, when he found you having sex with Hermione on your Birthday at # 4! 648th AK'ed by Ron, when he found you having kissing Hermione at Bill's wedding before the Ministry Fell! 649th-651st, 643rd-645th, 647th, 652nd-663rd AK'ed by various Death Eaters! 652nd AK'ed by Ron, when he found you having sex with Hermione in Grimmwauld Place's Library the day before of broke into the Ministry to get the Locket! 646th AK'ed by Ron, when he found you having sex with Hermione on her Birthday, He Raped and Killed her too! 648th AK'ed by Ron, when he found you having sex with Hermione on Halloween, the day before he abandoned the Hunt! 649th-651st killed by Nagini's Venom! 664th by Tom, AK'ed in the Forest, allowed the destruction of 'Hourcrux Scar'!
Post-Hogwarts
[8] Killed 01 Time: 665th by Tom, Draco and Yourself with Multi AK's all at once!
Total Death's = 665!
Total Obliviate's = 103,847,464,596,936,129!
Note 1: Petunia Evens-Dursley (Squib of the Old and Minor House of Umbridge!)
Note 2: Vernon Dursley (Squib of the Foreign[French] and Minor House of Malfoy!)"^
"And there you have it, this is what I meant, before when I said that your life sucked Harry, are you going to be ok, remember you can pay them all back for what they've done to you at a later point in Time, and all you have to do is..." before Botan could finish talking, Harry grabbed the Contract, and the Blood Quill, signed his John Hancock, and all went Black for the last Time!
End Flash.
(Godric's Hollow: Halloween of 1999, 10:50 p.m. Age: 1 year)
When the memories stopped, the AK spell left Harry and shot itself back at Voldemort, Voldemort soon found that his legs were bound by some unseen force, that combined with the Anti-Port-Key and Anti- Apparation wards were still in affect let Voldemort know that he couldn't escape and so in a desperate act to save himself Voldemort used the Horcrux Transfer Spell on Harry, and just before the spell hit him, He banished his wand to the Riddle Manor,
When the spell hit, his body was turned to dust but he was still 'Standing' if you can call it that, then he noticed that the building was collapsing and the voices of Sirius Black and that great-oaf Rubeus Hagrid were coming from downstairs, and so, the Dark Lord-turned-Wraith left to Albania, to plan his Revenge!
….
(Godric's Hollow: Halloween of 1999, 11:00 p.m. Age: 1 year)
It was 10 minutes after Hagrid and Sirius had found baby Harry they had removed Lily, James, and Salem from the house and ordered Legato the Head House-Elf of the Potter Clan to bury them in the Family Crypt at Potter Palace, after that Sirius picked up baby Harry who was looking up at a Star in the night sky "Hey Pup, what ya looking at…Oh yes that's me," Sirius said as he caught sight of 'the Dog Star' "...look at it always and know that I will always be watching over you." Sirius said, as Harry fell asleep Sirius moved over to his Custom built '1994 Harley Davidson FLHR Road King' Motorcycle but was stopped by Hagrid,
"I'm sorry Siri but Dumbledore ordered me ta take little 'Arry here ta him, so um... please give 'em ta me." Hagrid said,
"But I'm his godfather; with Lily and James gone I'M his Guardian, in both worlds it says so in their Will, Albus has no right to take Harry away from me!" Sirius yelled,
"I know Siri, but until the Will is officially read he must go to Dumbledore." Hagrid said,
"Fine then…Take my bike, it'll get ya there faster, NOTING is more important to me now then Harry's safety, you get him outta here before the Death Eaters show up to find out why Tom didn't return to them." Sirius said in defeated tone, Hagrid nodded his head, took Harry from Sirius, hopped on the bike and flew away, Sirius looked on as the 2 vanished into the night, soon he started looking for anything that Harry might need once the Will went through, and then he Apparated away himself, the only thing on his mind now, was the murder of a traitorous RAT!
TBC!
Spell Book!
"Extractum Memorium!" It can extract a memory for a person's mind, Normally used silently for sue with a Penseive.
"Expecto Memorium!" The spell leaves a sort of personality imprint of the caster on an enchanted object, Like the Marauder's Map."
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