A/N: Here is The Sly Snake, tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. End of Discussion.
Rating: I'm just going to put M for language….
Other: I love Draco Malfoy….End of Discussion.
Harry Potter could easily be described as a calm, caring, innocent boy with a hero-complex. But what people didn't know was that he was also cunning, sly, daring, and persuasive. After all, he was the first person to ever talk the hat into putting him in a different house than the one he was supposed to go to. So, when Draco Malfoy decided to be a twit and make a rude comment about his mother, he had to get his revenge.
Draco Malfoy stood at the other end of the hallway, with Goyle and Crabbe blocking the way. Harry sighed deeply, "What do you want now Malfoy?"
Malfoy smirked, "Well Potter, I was just wondering if you were upset, I mean after all, it's your stupid Mudblood mother's death anniversary, isn't it?"
Harry's fists clenched and his jaw tightened. "Malfoy, I wouldn't speak of things you don't understand. After all, you're mother's a whore." He sneered the answer, shocking Malfoy before storming off.
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Harry strode up to the Slytherin common room portrait and took off his Invisibility cloak. He smiled at the snake that watched him. //Hello friend.//
The snake hissed in answer, //Hello Ssspeaker. What do you need of my asssistance?//
//The blonde boy, the one with hisss nossse ssso high it might asss well be in the cloudsss, could you keep him locked out next time he wantsss in? He wasss insssulting sssnakes, and I for one will not ssstand for that.//
The snake hissed angrily, //He ssshall not get in Ssspeaker, for ssseveral weeksss if I have my way.//
//Thank you, friend. If you like, I ssshall visssit you and talk, if you desssire it.//
//That would be pleasssant, Ssspeaker. Until then.//
Harry waved bye before walking back to his dorm, mentally cackling madly in a deranged way.
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