Me: Yeah I know I have another Naruto fan fiction I'm working on, but I'm kinda crazy and have too many thoughts going through my mind so I'll still be continuing I just thought I'd see how this would do.

Note I well have humor in this too.

I do not own Naruto or any other anime.

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The village of Konha was once known for it's strength in the Third Shinobi war that one man became well known and feared as 'The Yellow Flash of the Leaf.' His name was Minato Namikaze a man with blonde spiky hair and deep blue eye's, to every Ninja and Civilian's.

He was named the Yondaime of Konoha, he then met Kushina Uzimaki, 'The Red Death.' She had long red hair that went to her lower back and soft green eye's.

The two fell in love with one another and married in secret. Almost a year later they had a son, Naruto Uzimaki Namikaze, but both of his parents died that night, one died due to childbirth the other died saving the village from the Kyuubi no Kitsune by sealing it in his new born son.

That was the past our story begins 4 years later. To the Villagers they thought the boy was a demon. The reincarnation of the fox the most powerful being in existence, but we all know that's full of shit.

Other than Kami and Yami there are ten beings that watch over everything from the animals and humans, to war and what happens in the universe and other dimensions they are known as 'The Avatars.' Each controls an element or it's aspects related to it, and one is in the Leaf this night doing his usual scouting.

He was 6'4 with shoulder length black hair with red lines in it. His blood red eye's were as cold as ice, and a handsome face with one scar over his left eye. His cloths was a cape/cloak as black as the night with a bat insignia on the back of it all. A black shirt on with a silver vest over it that held a couple of scrolls. Black pants with black boots. And a massive Scythe on his back with the blade folded touching the handle, the but of the Scythe had a Bats head with it's mouth open, ruby eye's, the ear was short with a marking in it that meant with them Death, the blade was shaped like a bats wing with long spike blades, and the handle was black with a red grip.

He was known as Shade, Avatar of Darkness Ruler of Shadows and master of Death. The one true Grim Reaper the first of them and the creator of demons with the help of Kami and Yami.

'Damn this shit sucks why do I have to check this place again? Oh yeah I was hiding from Umi and Kazuma found me and told me if I took up his watch for the day he wouldn't rat me out………lazy fucking bastard.' Shade thought moving trough the shadows as a specter no one saw him like always. 'Humans haven't changed in the last 10,000 years they're still fools, like lams to the slaughter.' He grunted, for a being of Darkness Shade hated most wars and greed he detested what the world became.

He shadow form slivered to the Namikaze estate. 'I should pay a visit to Minato and Kushina it's been about 5 years and I can see their kid.' He grinned at the idea of seeing old friends.

'I may be immortal but I enjoy having some human friends.' He came up from the shadows of the ground in the estate and took note how everything was a mess. The grass was the same height as him the plants looked dead and some of the statues were broke.

'What the hell? Minato always kept this place clean the only way it be……….oh no.' Shade bolted inside to see a home that has not been used for some time, he got really nervous and then ran to the babies room of the house and see dust everywhere.

"No ones lived here in four years Shade-sama." Shade turned his head to see a grayish creature come from the shadows of the room, the thing looked like a zombie with green eye's.

"What happened Shadow Walker?"

The creature tells Shade everything it knew of the matter and about Naruto. When the creature finished he felt his masters KI skyrocket.

"Find me Naruto Namikaze or you'll experience more pain than any being has ever endured, IS THAT CLEAR?" Shade ordered at the end clearly pissed off.

The Shadow Walker trembles in fear and nods it's head disappearing into the shadows. Shade turns back to his specter form and darted through the village in search of the blond haired boy.

Not far away a four year old Naruto was running for his life from a mob of villagers holding knives, swords, clubs, and so on.

"Stop please I didn't do anything to you." He begs the mob, all cry for him to be quiet that demons should be punished.

They begin to beat the young child, but they do not see a Shadow Walker dashing out to find his master.

After a few minutes of beating one takes a katana and makes his way to Naruto. "Do you wish this Demon's blood spilled?"

Shouts of yes are heard by him. "Who do you wish spill his blood?"

"YOU." The man smirks raising the sword up to kill Naruto.

SHEENK.

DRIP…DRIP…DRIP.

The mans head slides of from his body after being cut clean off. All the villagers stood in fear of the figure that was holding a large scythe type weapon, they could see his blood red eye's staring at them all, a deep scowl on his face.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MORONS DOING?" He demanded. One brave or foolish villager spoke.

"KILLING A DEMON." Shade looks at him in the eye and his scowl deepens at them all.

"A demon would have killed you morons the moment you posed a threat to it with an attack all I see his a small child and thirty grown men ganging up on said child." Shade yelled flicking the blood off his Scythe.

One foolish villager decided to speak. "Come on there's thirty of use and one of you it's kinda unfair."

"You're right you should have brought more." His voice was laced with venom to these people….no people was too good for them, monsters was the proper term for them, but that would me insulting to all monsters too.

"Kill him." They all rushed forward but soon stopped, none of them could move as shadows were holding them in place and the shadow's just seemed to come from Shade. "YOU'RE A NARA."

Shade just raised an eyebrow and scoffed with a chuckle. "No…..but I did give them the scroll to learn my techniques, but it's sad they haven't gotten beyond the strangle move." All the Dumb Fucks go wide eyed they didn't know the Shadow Possession Jutsu could do more the strangle.

Shade saw the look in their eye's and decided to show them first hand. "Here let me show you how this move really should be used." One of the shadows moved from one of the villagers to form a demonic hand shadow that stabbed right through the human sending blood all over them. "DEMON YOU'RE A DEMON." One accused getting a scowl from Shade.

"Are you fucking stupid? Don't compare me to those weak creatures it's like comparing me to you, it's an insult you morons I'm a God literallydie." The shadows hands grabbed them by the heads and ripped them off the shoulders and necks making it rain blood and bone fragments.

"Good riddance." Turning back to Naruto and lifting the boy into his arms he did a one over his wounds. 'I need to get him to Umi or Moonie fast.' That's when Sarutobi and an army of Anbu appeared and glared at Shade, the God of Shinobi spoke with as much power he could.

"Put Naruto down now and leave and we'll let you live." Sarutobi demanded only for Shade to laugh at him.

"As if weakling like you could kill me and no you can't have him fools." Shade burst into shadows taking to the sky, all the Anbu and the Hokage just stared up in shock. 'Minato-kun forgive I could protect your son.' A deep sigh came from the sad old leader who was on his way to tell the council that Naruto was kidnapped…….joy to the fucking world he wasn't going to hear the end of this.

(The Avatar Realm) (AN: IF you have a better name I could use let me know.)

Two beautiful women were reading some books on history from other worlds when Shade's shadows appeared in front of them and formed into his body. Both glared at him one reached for her staff. "Wait Umi I need your help." Umi was the Avatar of Water and Goddess of the Seas, she stood 5'7 inches, with a light blue coat, blue blouse with a gold plate chest plate and a white ankle long skirt. Her coat had a Sea Serpent on the back and she held a Long staff that looked like a Trident on one end with a water snake as the handle with a blade on the other end that formed it's tail, she had light blue eye's, dark blue hair, an angelic face, and a body to kill for.

"This better be good Shade." Warned Umi with a glare in her eye's.

"I need you and Moonie's help." This got the other woman's attention, she had light blonde hair, soft gold eye's, wearing a white dress, a white coat with a wolf on the back, and a staff with a wolf head on the end of it and on the other a blade in the shape of a eclipsing moon with the points touching the handle. Moonie the Avatar of Light.

"For what?" Moonie asked, answer he showed them Naruto both look between him and the boy. "Shade you broke the creed. We can't bring humans here."

"Look he was being attacked by thirty people I killed them and brought him here so you could heal him."

"Damnit Shade that's Two laws you broke are you trying to get punished?" Moonie yelled getting the attention of the other Avatars near by all come in at once except one.

The first is a young man 6ft. With blond hair and green eye's, his face is simple with a lighting shaped scar going up his neck. His cloths are a dark yellow shirt with a black vest, black pants and black boots, a yellow coat with a tiger on the back, with two lighting shaped swords with a tiger shaped handle. Dash the Thunder Avatar. "Man Hiei is going to kill you man."

The second was a 8ft tall bulky man with a beard and brown hair with copper colored eye's, he had a green shirt on with a brown vest with green pants and black boots and a green coat with an Ox on it, his weapon was an axe with an Ox head in the center of the blade. Gohei the Avatar of Earth. "Hm well it was nice knowing you."

The third was a woman 5'6 with white hair with cold blue eye's. Light blue dress with a light blue coat on with a Lion on it. A small sword with a Lion guard at her side. Ami Umi's sister and Avatar of Ice. "Who is he Shade?" Before he answered her question another Avatar spoke.

The fourth was a woman the same height as Ami with green hair and eye's, a brown dress and brown coat with a Stag on the back, and a three part staff with a Stag design in the wood the weapon had a chain inside to connect it together. Alexis Avatar of Wood. "Just pray Hiei won't go off the deep end Shade."

The fifth was a man 7ft tall with gray hair and eye's with a grey shirt with a blue vest and fingerless gloves, grey pants and boots, a grey coat with a bear on the back. As for weapons he had so damn many it wasn't funny but he did have a pair gauntlets in the shape of Bear claws. Cross the Avatar of Metal. "Goodbye man just hope you don't get your ass handed to you."

The sixth was a younger man with brown eye's and Orange hair, he stood 5'8 with silver shirt and pants, and a silver coat with an falcon on the back. Twin swords shaped like wings. Kazuma Avatar of Wind. "Like Ami asked who is he?"

"*Sigh* I was getting to that he is……………."

"Is who?" Everyone pales at hearing his voice even after so many years they still got scared to hear this voice.

The final avatar was 6ft in height with red spiked hair and silver eye's. Blood red shirt and pants with black boots, a crimson coat with a Dragon on the back. A sword with the hilt looking like a horn with seals on it the guard shaped like a dragon head opening its mouth and the blade was shaped like fire being shot from the mouth with seals all in it. Hiei Avatar of Fire. "Shade tell me why you broke two laws of the Avatars………now."

Shade moves over to Hiei and places his hand on his forehead to show him what he learned.

"WHAT." Fire erupted from Hiei knocking Shade back who started to hide behind Dash and Gohei. Everyone could see Hiei was pissed off.

Hiei looked to Moonie and Umi and spoke. "HEAL HIM I'M GOING TO KONOHA AND BURN THE CURSED VILLAGE TO THE GROUND."

"What who is he Hiei?" Umi asked.

"Minato's and Kushina's child Naruto." He answered while both women grabbed the blond child and began healing him. "I'll be back I'm going to talk to Kami-sama and see what I can do about the Village." He left in a swirl of flames.

Everyone but Umi and Moonie felt like hell was going to visit Konoha or all of them. "I fell sorry for the pour bastard that runs into him first." Muttered Dash with them all nodding.

(With Hiei)

Kami and Yami were talking about the souls in the world and just doing what they normally do chat with one another.

BOOM, the fire rocketed from the ground to show Hiei in the most pissed off mood they've ever seen.

"Kami-sama, Yami-sama I have a request." This really got their attention Hiei never in the last million years has never asked for anything, he just made reports or trained.

"What is the request Hiei-kun?" Kami asked she liked Hiei's drive to do his job and he had a good heart in him if only he brought it out more.

"I'd like to know as well Hiei-kun." Yami stated she just liked how he could fight without any fear.

"The obliteration of Konoha in the land of Fire." Hiei spat like the villages name was poison to him.

"WHAT YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT REQUEST HIEI." Kami yelled at him while Yami just stared at him wondering what happened to make him this pissed.

"Shade brought a small injured child to the Avatar Realm after killing thirty villagers that were beating him and trying to kill him."

Both Kami and Yami almost considered his request from that but the Shade part shot it to hell.

"Shade should not have interfered, his punishment well be decided later but take the child back." Kami ordered she could just do this for one child but how wrong was she today.

"No I'm not going to punish Shade….and no I'm not taking the child back….. He is my dissident." Hiei shot back at the creator of life and felt the air go cold.

"WHAT WHO WERE HIS PARENTS?""Minato Namikaze and my other dissident Kushina Uzimaki. You both know it's forbidden to attack a member of an Avatars house but just as much a crime when one family has our protection for them and any children they have, both Uzimaki and Namikaze fall under both laws as such their punishment is death. But thinking about that would make us no better then they are so I would like Naruto to stay with use and train with the Avatar to become the 11th…..he holds the Kyuubi in him, with training he could be a great Avatar, and he'll decide what is to become of the Leaf and chose to return to try and change it, in 8 years we'll return him and keep an eye on him, is this agreeable for you my Ladies?" Asked Hiei who gave it some thought he'd let the one that was wronged chose the villages fate.

"It is train him well Avatar of Fire." Yami said.

"Yes Hiei-kun, oh tell Shade that he's on probation for 8 years and he'll be Naruto-chan's protector until he's ready." Kami cooed with a nod Hiei he left in a swirl of fire once again.

(Konoha)

Sarutobi felt another headache coming and it was cause the fucking morons on the council were just called and told a mob was murdered while attacking Naruto….and right off the fucking bat they were shouting, 'The Demon did it,' or 'The Demon has escaped,' or his personal favorite with a sarcastic note to it, 'Kill the Demon.'

"No you damn morons Naruto is four and was out like a fucking light how could he of killed them? It was a man wearing black robes with a fucking Scythe in his hands who did it and then kidnapped Naruto by bursting into shadows and flying to the sky." The aged leader yelled only the Shinobi Council sided with the boy, but Hiashi kept to himself.

One council member yelled she had pink hair. "We most find the Demon and kill it, send hunter nin after him."

Shikaku just looked up from his nap. "How can we when he's not a ninja and was kidnapped by this person?" The bitch didn't know when to shut up or grow a brain.

"But we must avenge Youndami-sama." She shrieked.

"Shut up well you all I'll be sending Anbu to try and find Naruto but no one is going to kill him."

(With the Avatars)

Hiei entered the hospital part of their home to find both Umi and Moonie watching Naruto like a hawk, they've already healed him and the others were in the room wondering what was going to happen next, but Shade had a down cast look expecting his punishment any moment. Hiei placed his hand on his shoulder and muttered to him. "You got 8 years of probation and you are Naruto's protector from here on out." Shade nods to this.

Hiei then comes up behind Umi and Moonie. "How is he?" Both jump and turn to face him. "He's fine know, what happened?" Umi questioned him.

Hiei was about to answer when Naruto started to wake up. "Where am I? Who are you guys?" He asked, Hiei was about to answer again but Umi, Moonie, Ami, and Alexis gulped the pour boy and all scream the same thing. "KAWII." Hiei and the other males sweat dropped an sheared one thought. 'Lucky little bastard.'

"Well the ones hugging you are the same ones that healed your injuries." Hiei informed.

Umi pulled back, "I'm Umi."

"Moonie."

"Ami."

"And I'm Alexis, can we keep him?" Naruto began to blush the same color as Hiei's hair.

"I'm Dash."

"Gohei."

"Kazuma."

"Cross."

"I'm Hiei and that one over there saved your life tonight he is Shade." Naruto looks to the black clad man an smiles.

"Thank you Shade-san, I'm Naruto Uzimaki I'm going to be Hokage one day Believe it." He gave his toothy grin.

"Doesn't he mean Namikaze after all Minato would of made sure his son was well protected." Dash retorted while Naruto faints.

"I'm going to assume he didn't know that." Hiei grumbled burning the Leaf was becoming more like an awesome idea by the second.

Naruto got up and Hiei told him everything from how he's related to him, the Kyuubi, and his parents. Hiei felt there shouldn't be any secrets with them so they could build more trust with the boy. They all wanted to know him better.

"I have a question Hiei if I'm going back in 8 years to be a Shinobi won't they try something." Naruto asked.

"Yes but don't worry we'll be checking on you and watching you when you go back, but Shade well stay closer." Hiei explained, with that they let him sleep, but the next day training began.

(8 years later)

Sarutobi was having a shitty day doing the enemy of all kages paperwork and said that today a new set of Gennin would be graduating and Naruto was not with them, ever since that night 8 years ago Konoha wasn't the same, but that didn't stop the parties from starting up till he said he'd kill the ones who kept it up, they got the message after the 20 party.

"You know Jiji you should take a vacation." Sarutobi world around to see a young teen 5'5 in height, wearing a black shirt with orange symbols on it with a back vest with a fox print on the front of it, back pants with orange swirls with back Shinobi sandals, a black coat with orange flames at the bottom and a sword on his back , the guard was like an O-katana with a fox engraved in it, and a dark red hilt with a small chain on the cap connecting to the guard. His hair was long spiky blond locks, and blue eye's with whisker marks on the side of his face.

It took the old man a few moments recognize him. "Naruto-kun?" He stuttered.

"Yeah I know right I look just like dad, and yes I know about my parents and the Kyuubi." He smirked at the mans face he was making.

"Naruto-kun who took you? How did you escape?"

"Easy there Jiji I didn't escape, cause in the first place the one who took me was saving my life and spent the last 8 years training me, turns out he was an 'old' friend of the family." Man he was enjoying the look on the old mans face.

"Naruto-kuan can I ask who this person is." He pulled out a Bingo book and Naruto just laughed his ass off.

"Jiji you can't find this guy in there or anywhere else, he doesn't belong to a village, but he well be checking on me to make sure I'm save and to top it all of he could kick your ass with just one hand." Now Sarutobi was scared if this man was that strong why hasn't anyone heard of him, but he chose not to ask about that until later.

"Well I'm guessing you want to become a Ninja?" Nods. "Okay do you want to go to the academy and take the test?" No. "Why?"

"Cause the teachers would most likely try to fix my grade and Jutsu part to make me fail to then use me for some stupid plan. And I brought a scroll with what I know for you to take a look at and if you'd like I'll so you the ones you want to pass." Naruto handed him the scroll, Sarutobi opened it and started to read it over and just about shit himself. What the hell didn't he know all the techniques and history he learned put anything a teacher taught look like kid's stuff.

"How about these three Naruto-kun." He pointed to three jutsu's on the scroll and got a smirk from Naruto.

"Piece of cake." Running through some hand seals and stopping at the last. "INFENT DARKNESS." The room was filled with shadows and darkness. Sarutobi just about had a heart attack from this shock Naruto wasn't even a Gennin and he could do this Jutsu the Second Hokage used.

"Okay I think this enough of the Jutsu Jiji." The darkness expels to show Naruto with a bored expression. And his right arm out holding a swirling ball with little threads running in it, Sarutobi stared in awe of the blue sphere. "Rasengan." Naruto dispels the Jutsu, and Sarutobi was just still staring if you stared any harder his eye's might pop out.

Naruto then bit his finger and did a few hand seals and slammed his palm down. "Summoning." With the smoke covering the area Sarutobi wonders what could he have summoned and if it was friendly.

The smoke clears to reveal a blue Dragon with green eye's and two black horns on its head. "Naruto-sama do you need something?"

"No Gard you can go." The dragon nods and poofs away.

"Well Naruto-kun I'd say you are a Gennin, I'll give you your house and inheritance seeing how you can handle yourself." The God Of Shinobi mustered handing Naruto the keys and letter that his parents left him.

Dear Naruto,

IF you're reading this then you just became Chunnin or your 18, I'd just like to say first how sorry I am for sealing the Fox in you, I hope the Village see's you as a hero rather than the demon. I also hope you get to meet the Avatars, just remember never and I mean never piss off your ancestor Hiei guy has a temper that make every demon run in fear but then again him just looking at them scares the shit out of them. Now I trust you'll make the right choices and be a great Shinobi. I love you son.

Your Father.

Minato Namikaze aka The Yellow Flash.

P.S. If you see a man with long white hair that goes by the name Jariya kick him in the balls for spying on my honeymoon. And tell Shade just ask her out already.

Dear Naruto-chan,

I'm sorry baby that I won't be able to see you grow into a handsome young man and be a great Shinobi. My hope is that Hiei finds you, he was like a father to me after mine died. Believe It. And knowing your father he'd never admit that he was scared of Hiei, gave you father a glare when he said he was dating me. But always remember Naruto-chan I love you.

Your Mother.

Kushina Uzimaki aka The Red Death.

P.S. If you see Jariya Kick him in the balls sweetie……….And tell Shade to just admit he likes her.

Naruto had to wipe away his tears, both of them loved him and wanted the Avatars to find him. He couldn't help the smile that came to his face knowing that they treated him like family and Shade was like an older brother to him.

"Thank you Jiji this……………"

CRASH

The door broke down and there stood Mizuke with Konohamaru in his grasp and a kunai at his neck. "Give me the Scroll of Sealing and I'll let the brat live." The man growled, Sarutobi was trying to think of away to save his grandson without getting him killed. But a snickering sound forced him to turn his head to Naruto who held his sword in his right hand with red and blue bolts radiating on the blade.

"Crying Blue Moon." A flick of his wrist and a blue crescent moon shot from the blade cutting Mizuki's head in a diagonal direction making his right eye's side of his head slide off. When that happened Konohamaru fell forward but landed with a small thud.

'He saved me………….I should ask him to teach me that move." Konohamaru thought with stars in his eye's, his grandfather looked like he saw his mother again. 'I wonder where he got that sword………note to self don't let that blade near a weapon smith or Tenten.' Somewhere a girl with two buns in her hair giving the impression of a panda sneezed.

"Naruto-kun where did you get that sword and why is it radiation electricity?" The aged man stuttered.

Naruto sheaths his sword and gives him a small smile. "It was made for me turns out one of the guys friends is an expert with crafting weapons, so he made this sword for me and me alone no one can touch it without it reacting to it……….but I don't think you or this kid should try to take it trust me you'd be in for the shock of your life." Naruto answered the Professor, "I'll see you later Jiji." Naruto just got to the door when.

"Naruto-kun catch." Naruto didn't move just raised his arm and caught his Konoha Headband. "Team placement is tomorrow be at the Academy 8:00 A.M. sharp." Naruto nodded vanishing in a puff of black smoke.

(Namikaze Compound)

Naruto was looking at the tall grass and how the house looked thinking it was going to take some time to get this place back in shape.

"You could just use Shadow clones." Naruto didn't need to turn his head he knew who it was.

"Hey Shade did Hiei send you?"

"No, I came cause Cross told me to bring you these." Shade brought a trunk out of the shadows and opened it to reveal a red hat, (Think how Alucards looks in Hellsing.) with a snarling metal fox head on the side. Two gauntlet's with a gold rim pattern that held hidden blades, and had two Dessert Eagle guns attached at the bottom that would stretch out into the hand on the wielder thankfully Naruto could hide those gauntlets in his coat since the arms went to his wrists. (His coats like a duster.) Two more guns got his attention, Naruto picked both of them up almost drooling at the sight of them.

"Yeah Cross said those two you'd love the most, he finally managed to make copies of Dante's guns, but it's cause Dante let him take a look at that he was able to do it so meet Salvation and Damnation." Both had the same shape but different color, Salvation was white with a silver handle with a picture of an angle engraved into it, while Damnation was a reddish black with gold handle with a picture of a demon engraved into it. Then Shade pulled out a massive revolver from the chest, Naruto could tell it was larger than a .45, this guns barrel was thick and about the length of half his leg the handle had a '9' carved into it and the gun was silver in color. "And this is a Handcannon Revolver he said one shot from this bastard would blow someone to bits cause of the exploder rounds in it and don't worry you got enough ammo to last a few months if you run out just call one of use or Cross and we'll get you the ammo. I think he called that gun Hellbringer." Naruto just stared at his new guns Cross came through for him again.

And that's when Naruto remembered what those letters told him. "Hey Shade."

"Yeah."

"I got two letters from my parents and both said to tell you just to ask her out already." Shade started to shake and sweat like a pig.

"I don't know what their talking about Naruto I swear." Naruto just smirked.

"So you do like someone is it a human?"

"No."

"A demon?"

"No."

"A demi-reaper or shimigami?"

"No that's like incest man."

"Kami-sama."

"No."

"Yami-sama?"

"Fuck no dude she's my big sister both her and Kami-sama…….both like to torture me."

"I know…….is it one of the Avatars?"

"………………………N-no w-why would y-you say that?" Shade stuttered giving himself away.

"So it is one of the girls? Is it Umi?"

"No she likes………..never mind but it's not her or anyone else."

"Funny I don't believe you……….Alexis?"

"No…….and that's funny that coming from you the one who shouts 'Believe It."

"Kiss my ass…………Ami?"

"No Ami would freeze my ass off and no I'm not going to kiss your ass looks too much like your ugly face."

"Is it Moonie?"

Dead silent's was all Naruto needed. "You like Moonie-chan I knew it your rude to everyone even Hiei to an extent but whenever Moonie-chan's near by you just act different."

"Fine I love her happy you little asshole?" Shade snarled at the blond. Who was just looking at something. "Hello Naruto you there?" Shade asked waving a hand in front of him and then snapped his fingers to awaken the blond. Shade just gave a heavy sigh while turning around to see something that he wasn't expecting to see…………….Moonie with her mouth hanging open and her eye's threatening to pop out of their sockets.

Shade did the only thing he could think of at that moment burst into shadows and get out of there as fast as he could………….

(The Next day at the Academy)

Naruto got the Academy about 45 minutes before teams were assigned and took time to kick back and relax in a chair with his feet up on the table his hat down covering his eye's, and his new weapons on him and his sword on his back.

The next person that came in was a boy with an afro type hair style with black sunglasses and a high collar coat that covered his lower face. Shino saw Naruto but thought he was new and most of taken another test to them. Shino took the seat next to Naruto since he was in the middle on the top role of desks next to the window.

The next to come in was Hinata the shy girl looking around she saw her friend Shino sitting next to someone that she's never met before, Naruto could see here from the crack in his hat, she had indigo hair that wasn't very long, lavender eye's, and a big heavy coat to hide her body. 'She's cute.'

Hinata just sat next to the new guy she took the window seat and Shino gave a nod his was of saying good morning at times.

Shikimaru and Choji came in next Naruto could tell right off the bat that Shikimaru was a Nara and a lazy guy with a brain, and Choji was a fat kid with his headband on his head looking like it was a diaper. Both sat in the role in front of them and Shikimaru laid his head down and dozed off while Choji took out a bag of chips and started to eat them.

Other students came in not even noticing the guy with the black coat and red hat really it wasn't hard to miss. His damn feet were on the desk.

Next came Kiba and Akumaru, Kiba wore a hood jacket with fur on the rim, red triangle marks on his cheeks and his little white dog in his coat. Kiba was vain and arrogant he was wearing a smirk on his face thinking how Hinata was going to shower him with her love after seeing his skills as a Shinobi, and then they would get married and live happily ever after……………makes you want to gag.

Kiba saw in his mind his future wife sitting by the window that's when the freak in the black coat and red hat caught his attention, how dare that loser try to take his girl. "Who the hell are you?" No answer, so Kiba walks up to him. "You the freak with the red hat, what are you doing here only those that graduated the Exam are suppose to be here."

"I took a test that the Hokage gave me and passed, now shut up your voice is annoying." Everyone in the class were shocked, this kid just told Kiba the second best male fighter here to shut up.

Kiba thought he'd get his point across by taking the losers sword and holding the edge to his throat. But funny thing happened as soon as Kiba touched the hilt he was knocked back by red and blue lightning that struck him in the chest. That's the sight that one Sasuke Uchiha saw when he walked into the class brooding like all the time and saw what the sword did to Kiba, Sasuke had a hair style that belonged on the backside of a chicken and was the Self proclaimed Avanger. Who thought the sword should be his after all he was an Uchiha an elite this loser didn't deserve a sword like that.

"You with the Red Hat give me your sword." Sasuke demanded.

Naruto tipped his hat up a little but not enough for anyone to see his face. "Why?"

"Because I said after all I'm and Uchiha anything I want I get." Sasuke smirked thinking of who could teach him Kenjutsu.

"Not today Needle Dick." All the fan girls just started shouting at him and gave him glares and the guys all wanted to laugh but feared the fan girls. "Besides the sword would shock you too." Hinata could help up stare in awe of this boy who was insulting Sasuke and didn't give a shit about his name.

Sasuke got a real smug look on his face. "Really an Uchiha can handle anything." Sasuke made the mistake of reaching for the hilt and then. BUZZZZZZZZZZZ

He was sent flying into the wall, this was seen by the two leaders of the Sasuke Fanclub. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SASUKE-KUN?" The pink one yelled forcing Naruto to sit up and put his hat back on top of his head. Hinata almost fainted but she did have a massive blush on her face after realizing that she was sitting next to a really cut guy with blond spiky hair, blue eye's and whisker birthmarks on his face.

"I was hoping to get some sleep, but with all the yelling and morons bothering me I won't be sleeping for very long." This statement made Hinata hold her hands over her mouth so she would laugh, Shino had a smirk on his face, Shikimaru was just thinking this guy was Troublesome, Choji was laughing, Kiba was pissed on in pain, Sasuke was furious how dare this loser embarrass him an elite, Sakura was glaring daggers at the blond and wanting to kill him, and Ino was stuck whether to kill him or rape him in class.

Iruka walked in chose to do his trusty Big Head Jutsu. "SHUT UP………………better today I'd like to welcome Naruto Uzimaki to the group." The boy in the black coat and Red hat appeared next to the man and smiled.

"I'm Naruto Uzimaki." The boy vanished in a puff of black smoke and appeared next to Hinata again. 'What did he just do?' Was everyone's thoughts. This got many to protest that they spent years here and some new guy just becomes a ninja just like that, Iruka went on to tell them that Naruto took a test the Hokage gave him and he passed with flying colors, this of course made Sasuke even more angry but thought he'd take it to the council and have them force the dobe to give him his sword.

"Okay Team 1."

TO BE CONTINUED………..

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH finally the first chapter is done I'm crying I'm so happy it's done. Anyway I'll still be doing my other fan fiction just thought this would help people who wait for a new chapter. And this chapter was long I'm probably not going to do it this long again not sure. Anyway let me know what you think no flamers please.