Anon Review Replies- Dot: lol, Kenpachi can be a real ass when it comes to claiming Ichi =D

Misaki: You know I won't ever abandon a story! So here's the second part =3

Cuteuke: Don't worry, I would never want you to hate Kenny... after all he is the one true pairing for Ichigo X3

Beloved Shadow of Light: I have a guy friend that is sweet like that, but of course he's gay. Just goes to show you! Of course I'm sure there are some straight guys out there that can be sweet. Somewhere... certainly there has to be...

I forgot to mention in the last chapter that Artemis' isn't only the goddess of virginity, but also the goddess of the hunt, wild animals, wilderness, child birth, fertility, young girls, and diseases in women. I guess I kind of just assumed that it would be known that she wasn't just the goddess or virginity, but you know what happens when you assume =S

Beta'd by the very cool Warrior Nun- thank you!

My Patron: Part 2 of 2

For Tyr, it was a very long week indeed. He counted down the days, hours, minutes and seconds that passed while trying to distract himself with plotting wars that would help manage the human population as well as give him some amusement. He set a timer to go off with exactly a week had passed and he was thrilled when it finally beeped. He keyed into Ichigo's location and appeared there without any hesitation.

Surprisingly, it was a waterfall. All of Ichigo's clothes were on the shore and therefore Ichigo was swimming in the water naked. Tyr's mouth filled with saliva at the thought and he pinched the bridge of his nose in an attempt to stop the blood flowing out of it. Ichigo noticed Tyr and hesitated before swimming over to him, making sure to keep his lower body under water.

"What are you doing here, Tyr?" Ichigo asked cautiously and Tyr frowned.

"It's been a week," he said simply and eyed Ichigo, not bothering to conceal what he was doing.

"I didn't mean exactly a week, you could have waited until I was finished bathing," Ichigo said in exasperation.

"Oh," Tyr didn't say anything more but continued to stare at Ichigo until he grew uncomfortable.

"So go!" Ichigo finally snapped and Tyr frowned.

"I'm here now, you might as well tell me your decision," Tyr said and bent over to grab his clothes. "I guess I could always take these for ransom until you tell me."

"All right already!" Ichigo said with a huff and Tyr grinned deviously. "I decided that I will… allow whatever this is that we have between us to continue."

Tyr let out a loud whoop and punched the air, making Ichigo smile slightly at the response before Tyr started to take off his pants.

"What are you doing?" Ichigo yelled in shock and Tyr smirked in a dark way Ichigo hadn't seen before. It sent fire through his veins and he gulped.

"Continuing what we have between us," Tyr purred and pushed down his pants.

Ichigo's jaw dropped and he blatantly stared at the 'equipment' in between Tyr's legs. Ichigo couldn't look away from it. Tyr must have been almost nine inches long, although his girth was only slightly above average. Ichigo noticed that his skin must have a natural tan or he went sunbathing naked… The only discoloration on his body was currently where all the blood was flowing to. Tyr's cock was already completely hard and red with corded veins that Ichigo could see even where he was.

Tyr stepped in to the water and Ichigo hastily began to swim away. Tyr dived in after him and Ichigo looked around frantically for a way to escape. Then his ass was given a sharp pinch and he yelped as Tyr surface with a laugh. He shook out his wet hair and grinned at Ichigo happily, making Ichigo's heart throb a little in response.

"Let's play, Ichigo," Tyr said cheerfully and grabbed Ichigo by the waist. Ichigo stiffened as he was tugged close, but Tyr just rubbed his nose against Ichigo's.

"Play what?" Ichigo asked suspiciously and his body began to relax despite Tyr beginning to run his hands up and down Ichigo's sides. His legs treaded the water and bumped against Tyr's, making Ichigo flush slightly.

"You know what I want to play," Tyr moved his hand to Ichigo's ass and Ichigo let his head drop to Tyr's shoulder with a gasp as the god found his entrance. Ichigo shuddered as the fingers prodded and Tyr nibbled on Ichigo's neck. "We should take this somewhere else," he murmured and Ichigo didn't even have a chance to agree before Tyr had teleported them away into his own realm. To be specific, on his bed in his bedroom in his castle of his own realm. Soon to be theirs.

They were both naked already so Tyr simply pressed Ichigo down into the bed and ground their hips together. Ichigo arched his back into the unfamiliar but pleasurable feeling. Their bodies were still slick with water, but they were drying quickly. Tyr kissed Ichigo roughly this time, using his teeth and his tongue to coax Ichigo to open up like a flower underneath him.

He nudged his knee in between Ichigo's legs to push them apart and Ichigo pulled away in apprehension. "Tyr…" Ichigo started, but he didn't get a chance to finish because Tyr was kissing him hungrily again. Ichigo turned his head to break away from it. "Hey listen a second-" Tyr found his lips again and nibbled on them as his hand stroked Ichigo's erection and he continued to nudge Ichigo's legs apart. "Wait a-"

He was flipped over onto his stomach and Ichigo squirmed in confusion. "Tyr, what are you doing?" Ichigo called out and Tyr didn't answer, but began to pressed light, quick butterfly kisses along Ichigo's spine.

"I made sure I would be ready for you when I bedded you," Tyr said and reached under the pillow to grab the oil he had acquired from Aphrodite herself. "Relax and I won't hurt you."

"Tyr, what are you doing?" Ichigo asked nervously as Tyr poured the oil onto his back.

"A massage," Tyr said and he straddled Ichigo's ass to run his hands through the oil. His hands were rough with calluses and were very strong. He was careful not to use his godly strength, but Ichigo still hissed at first when Tyr began to knead his muscles.

"You were very stressed this week," Tyr said as he rubbed his thumb along Ichigo's spine and found the knots along there. He leaned over to whisper into Ichigo's ear, "You need to relax more, my warrior."

"Mmm…" Ichigo groaned incoherently as his body reacted to Tyr's touch. He was in bliss as he felt himself relaxing and enjoying the massage. His eyes were lidded and he felt drowsy, but not sleepy or exhausted. Tyr's hands dipped lower and Ichigo inhaled sharply when Tyr squeezed his ass and kneaded it firmly.

"Tyr!" Ichigo whined in complaint and wiggled his hips. "That's not…" Tyr's fingers dipped in between his cheeks and Ichigo cried out at the suddenness.

"Stay relaxed," Tyr advised and nibbled on Ichigo's ear as he stroked Ichigo's entrance. Ichigo quivered and did as he said to allow one oil-slicked finger inside of him. Ichigo shuddered in discomfort, but there wasn't any pain. Tyr moved his mouth to Ichigo's neck and sucked on it, making sure that all the marks stood out. He moved the finger in and out a few times and enjoyed the way Ichigo's tightness trembled around it.

He pushed a second finger inside and Ichigo grunted, fisting the sheets to distract him from the further stretch. It still wasn't too bad, but Tyr spread his fingers apart and forced Ichigo even wider open. Ichigo panted as the two fingers moved in and out of him quicker, making him rock his hips into them. Then Tyr rotated them around and rubbed on something that made Ichigo yelp in surprise.

"T-Tyr!" Ichigo cried out in shock and Tyr chuckled in his ear.

"That's it," Tyr murmured and then pushed a third finger inside.

"AH!" Ichigo yelled in pain and pressed his hips forward into the bed. Tyr whispered sweet endearments in his ear as he worked the three fingers in and out of him. Ichigo shivered and he buried his face into the pillow with a whine. Tyr pressed the spot again and Ichigo screamed into the pillow with his body taunt.

Then Tyr pulled the fingers out all together and Ichigo grunted at the sudden emptiness. When Tyr's mouth left his neck as well and coolness covered his body from Tyr pulling away, he peaked over his shoulder to see what he was doing. Tyr had poured a generous amount of oil into his hand and he was stroking himself with it, making sure that he was completely covered.

Ichigo whipped his head back around quickly and swallowed around the lump in his throat thickly. Tyr kissed the center of his back lightly and then turned Ichigo over onto his back to stare down at him lustfully. Ichigo stared back up and blue eyes locked onto brown. Tyr bent down slowly, maintaining eye contact as long as possible before he kissed Ichigo.

Ichigo's lashes fluttered and he groaned slightly into the languid kiss. Their tongues rolled against each other and Tyr took the opportunity of Ichigo's distraction to pry Ichigo's legs apart. Ichigo furrowed his brow and then froze when Tyr moved in between his legs.

"Sh," Tyr shushed Ichigo and rubbed his thumbs along his hip bones. "Don't tense." He rocked their hips together so that Tyr's oil-slicked one slid against Ichigo's easily. Ichigo arched his back and spread his legs wider to try and get more of it. At first it was just a nudge against his perineum, the flesh behind his balls. Ichigo's breath quickened when Tyr rubbed the tip of his long organ against Ichigo's entrance.

Ichigo trembled and Tyr reached one hand up to entwine it with one of Ichigo's. He pressed his hips forward and suddenly Ichigo was writhing.

"Ahhnnn! Tyyyrrr!" Ichigo called out with a whine and tried to pull his hips away. "Tyr, it hurts!"

"It's okay," Tyr said soothingly as the head of his erection finally popped past the first ring of resistance.

"Huuuurrrts!" Ichigo whimpered in protest and twisted his head to the side with a grimace. "Ungh… please, Tyr, you're too big!"

"Fuck, Ichigo," Tyr cursed, a rare thing for him. "The things you say make me so horny." He gripped Ichigo's hips and forced all nine inches of himself up to the hilt. There was a lot of resistance by Tyr was certain that Ichigo could take it.

He howled and threw back his head, his back arched in agony as his body was made to accommodate the organ inside of him. "Tyr!" Ichigo keened and let out a sob. "It hurts too much… Tyr, pull it out!"

"I'm not going to do that, Ichigo," Tyr cooed to Ichigo and leaned down to lap up his tears. "It will just hurt you more if I don't let you adjust first."

"What the hell? You bastard!" Ichigo snarled and his back screamed in protest when he moved a little too much. "You're the one who didn't let me adjust."

Tyr stared down at him and then rubbed their noses together again. "Sorry," Tyr muttered guiltily. "I should have probably warned you about the mating."

"M-mating?" Ichigo asked in confusion and then he hissed when Tyr shifted inside of him.

"Don't worry about it now," Tyr said even though he was the one who brought it up. Ichigo opened his mouth to protest but Tyr pushed his knees up to his chest, bending him in half. Ichigo let out a whimper as Tyr pulled all the way out of him to slam back in. Ichigo let out another scream and Tyr frowned. "Am I using too much of my strength?" He asked Ichigo who actually had the breath knocked out of him by the force of it.

"Slow down already," Ichigo muttered and reached down to stroke his cock. This wasn't turning out anything like what Ichigo expected it. He knew that there would be some pain, but this was just ridiculous. His erection was going limp and he was trying to pump it back to hardness but the pain was making it kind of hard. Or rather, not hard.

"What's this?" Tyr mumbled into his ear as one of his hands palmed Ichigo's dick. He shifted his hips to press even deeper into Ichigo and Ichigo yelped. "Do you not like it?" Tyr asked anxiously and sat back to drag Ichigo into his lap. Ichigo whined and dropped his head to rest on Tyr's shoulder. Tyr stroked Ichigo's hair soothingly and nuzzled his cheek as he rocked his hips subtly against Ichigo's.

"Tyr," Ichigo mumbled in protest, but Tyr shushed him.

"Relax, let me find it," Tyr insisted

The orange haired mortal growled underneath his breath. "Stop fucking around and do it then!" Ichigo snapped and Tyr blinked in surprise before his expression became devious. Ichigo swallowed thickly. "W-wait a second, Tyr…"

Ichigo supposed that one of the advantages of being a god was super strength. Tyr definitely had it and used it without a care as he lifted and lowered Ichigo quickly on his cock. Ichigo clutched at Tyr's shoulder desperately and was about to call it all off because there was no way it could feel good… then it felt good. It was like a spark of lightening that had come alive inside of him.

"Oh, fuck!" Ichigo cursed and he raked his nails down Tyr's chest, making the god hiss in pleasure. He rolled Ichigo underneath him and pressed one leg to Ichigo's chest to get just the right angle to drive Ichigo wild.

He did just that. He was very happy he had strength to spare because he had to use every ounce of it to keep Ichigo underneath him and keep up with his stamina. Fuck, Ichigo could fuck… He didn't know how his Ichi could be so damn good even though he hadn't had any experience before.

Ichigo clenched around him, pushing back to meet the thrusts and pleading in Tyr's ear for the god to fuck him harder. It didn't take much to convince Tyr. He plowed into the mortal like he was a field to be planted. Ichigo didn't complain about the strength and speed behind the thrusts except to beg for more.

They kissed like their mouths were made to be one single orifice rather than two. When they pulled away from each other it was only to taste other parts of each other's bodies. Tyr lost count of how many times they each came as the sex blended together pleasurably.

At the moment Ichigo cleaning his cock with a piece of cloth while his mouth dipped into his belly button. Tyr leaned back against his pillow and watched his lover through lidded eyes while fighting the urge to take control. His Ichi was a minx and not very submissive… if anything he was the beta to Tyr's alpha. It only made Tyr want to pin Ichigo underneath him more.

His tongue was tracing the tattoos now with curiosity and wonder. Tyr settled his hand on the orange hair and smirked, thinking about how beautiful Ichigo was and how lucky he was himself.

Finally Ichigo moved down to where Tyr wanted the attention the most. Ichigo had cleaned Tyr up specifically with this intention. As much as Tyr loved the taste of Ichigo, he could understand why Ichigo wouldn't want to taste himself on Tyr's cock.

Tyr grabbed the wash cloth Ichigo was no longer using and slid it in between Ichigo's crack. Ichigo jumped a little and glared at him. The effect was ruined with his mouth full of Tyr's cock, however. So Ichigo deep throated him, making Tyr groan and throw his head back. Ichigo looked very smug as he flicked his tongue and sucked, so Tyr prodded Ichigo's tight hole with the washcloth.

"Mgh!" Ichigo moaned around Tyr's erection and swallowed the excess fluid threatening to leak out of the corners of his mouth.

"I have to make sure you're clean since you are doing such a great job with my dick," Tyr said bluntly and Ichigo resisted the urge to roll his eyes. "I want to cum in that tight ass of yours again."

The oil that Aphrodite had given Tyr to use on him had more than one purpose. It eased the penetration greatly, of course, but it also seemed to have some healing properties as well. Therefore whenever Tyr used it, it was like Ichigo hadn't even been fucked minutes before. It had its pros and cons… for one it made Ichigo not sore after they were finished, but it also meant that Ichigo wasn't able to adjust and get used to it.

Tyr's fingers were inside him yet again and Ichigo was squirming for more. Tyr gladly gave it to him and fisted Ichigo's hair at the same time. Ichigo groaned and looked up at Tyr pleadingly, making Tyr chuckle and pull them out. Ichigo also pulled off of him with a slurp and licked his lips.

"I wanna try something I read about once," Ichigo said with a blush and Tyr was instantly intrigued. "Just stay like you are, I'm flexible enough that it should work." Tyr's mouth watered. If this required flexibility on Ichigo's part then Tyr was definitely game.

Ichigo crawled onto his lap and grabbed the oil to smear it on Tyr's cock so he would be nice and slick. He grabbed onto Tyr's shoulders for balance and bit his lip as he eased himself down. The stretch and burn was familiar at this point, but he was very thankful that the oil would heal him after this was all over.

Tyr was confused as to how this would require Ichigo's flexibility- not that he was complaining, of course. Then, with his knees still bent and straddling Tyr, bent backwards so he was lying somewhat on his back. Ichigo groaned at the different angle it produced with Tyr inside of him and clutched at Tyr's ankles to anchor him.

"Brace my lower back," Ichigo said breathlessly and Tyr automatically slid his arms around Ichigo's waist. He got immediately why Ichigo wanted to try this position. It was intimate, but it also gave Ichigo more leverage while Tyr got to control the thrusts, too.

He ground his hips into Ichigo's, who whined and tossed his head back. He held onto Tyr's legs tightly and rolled his hips, instantly taking Tyr's breath away. Tyr was very glad that Ichigo was as flexible and versatile as he was. Most humans would certainly not last as long as Ichigo in that position. It blew Tyr's mind away, as well as other things.

"Tyr," Ichigo panted and the god of war bent over to seal his mouth over Ichigo's throat. The angle and extra pressure on his prostate made Ichigo whimper and dig his nails into Tyr's skin, not that it could do any damage.

"I love you, Ichigo," Tyr whispered into Ichigo's ear truthfully and Ichigo's breath caught in his throat. "Please bond with me."

"Bond?" Ichigo asked with wide eyes and Tyr distracted him with a sharp thrust.

"We're already tied together as mates; please let me tie my blood with yours. It will make you a demi-god so you will no longer be mortal." He nuzzled Ichigo's hair and rested his cheek on his lover's shoulder. "Hades will never be able to take you away from me."

"B-but my family," Ichigo said once he got over the shock. "I could never leave them…"

Tyr chuckled and held onto Ichigo's waist tighter, then lifted him up so Ichigo was seat on his lap. Ichigo straightened his legs out and sighed as the mild discomfort disappeared.

"You won't have to leave them. You could see them whenever you wanted to," he nibbled on Ichigo's ear and stroked his cock slowly and lovingly, drawing out the pleasure he tortured Ichigo with. "And you haven't said anything about not wanting to."

Ichigo turned red slightly and hid his face in Tyr's chest. "I want to, but-"

Tyr cut him off with a kiss that was all passion and love. Ichigo inhaled sharply and wrapped his legs tightly around Tyr's waist, his hands holding the back of Tyr's neck and head firmly. Tyr eased Ichigo onto his back and peppered kisses all over his fact and neck.

"Say yes, please just say yes…"

"Yes," Ichigo said, his eyes bright. "Hell yes."

Tyr's eyes lit up and his body began to move again with great enthusiasm. That orgasm was stronger and more emotional than any other that night. After it Ichigo fell asleep instantly, finally exhausted from all of the lovemaking they had done. Tyr cleaned him up, being careful not to wake him. Then he lay next to him and stared at him for the whole night.

When Ichigo woke up again he had a big smile on his face that made Tyr's heart pound in his chest. "Tyr," he mumbled and gave him a closed-mouth kiss. "Do you have something I can brush my teeth with?"

Tyr gave him the toothbrush he used, which Ichigo looked at curiously. Apparently it wasn't anything in which the humans had invented yet. While Ichigo rinsed out his mouth, Tyr walked up behind him and wrapped his arms around his waist.

"Are you sore?" He gently massaged Ichigo's hips and Ichigo turned in his arms to smile at him.

"I'm fine, that oil really worked," he said and stood on his tippy toes to kiss him warmly. "But I really need to take a bath…"

Tyr was a bit disappointed they wouldn't get to cuddle more and sulked as he pointed out the bath to Ichigo. It was large enough to fit four people comfortably and was sunk in the floor. It had anticipated Ichigo's needs and was already completely filled with bubbles and oils.

Ichigo pulled the over sized shirt he had slipped on earlier over his head and Tyr moved to go leave. Ichigo caught his arm and frowned at him. "Where are you going?"

"Ah, well I was going to go check on my duties since I've been delegating them to lesser gods and goddesses recently…" He trailed off at the disappointed look on Ichigo's face.

"You don't have time to take a bath with me?" Ichigo asked and Tyr grinned like a maniac. Within seconds they were both completely naked and in the tub. Tyr leaned back against the tub with Ichigo in between his legs and hugged tightly against his chest with a large goofy smile on his face. "Is that a no, then?" Ichigo asked in amusement.

"I always have time for you," Tyr said happily and blew a raspberry on Ichigo's neck, making Ichigo laugh.

Of course they ended up having sex. Tyr knelt while Ichigo's head and shoulders were braced comfortably on the edge with a towel. Tyr had to be careful because the soap and the water washed the oil away and made the penetration a lot rougher. However, they also discovered that the oil had been dulling their senses. There must have been some sort of mild numbing agent in the oil, which Ichigo was grateful for afterward, but not during.

Ichigo held onto the sides of the tub tightly as Tyr pistoned in and out of him. He braced himself for each thrust and gasped for breath at the intensity of it.

"Oh god, Tyr," Ichigo cried out and Tyr smirked at the irony. He really was a god, so Ichigo's words were quite appropriate.

"Fuck, Ichigo," he gasped into Ichigo's ear when Ichigo clenched around him. "You're so perfect baby."

"Ungh…" Ichigo panted as he tried to get his thoughts straight. "Don't call me baby."

"Berry-tan, then?" He tried again with a smirk and Ichigo glared at him. Then he wrapped his legs around Tyr's hips and used his grip on the tub to shove back against Tyr hard, making the water splash out loudly. "No? It looks like you want to play some games."

Ichigo didn't entirely trust the grin that Tyr gave him. He was right not to, though. Especially when he ended up bent over the side, straddling Tyr's lap backward, and numerous other positions. One of them involved the shower head and Ichigo wasn't sure he would ever be able to look at it the same way again.

After they got out they dried each other off, worshiping their bodies with kisses and nips that set their sensitive skin on fire. Tyr applied the oil to Ichigo's sore entrance and made a mental note to ask Aphrodite for some different oil. He needed two different kinds: one that was as slippery as possible so that the penetration of his large cock in Ichigo's body would be much easier and the second one would be strictly for healing purposes.

He asked Ichigo's father for permission to bond with Ichigo and had to duck the kick Isshin delivered. He was thankful he was a god or Isshin would have certainly killed him. He also asked Zeus for permission just so that there wouldn't be complications later that Ichigo might be punished for.

Artemis took the mother's role in planning the wedding after thoroughly chastising Tyr for taking Ichigo's virginity so roughly. Tyr tried to protest that he was gently, but she still smacked him around. It didn't actually hurt, but it was the gesture that mattered.

The handfasting took place on Beltane in a clearing in the forest. Zeus bound them together himself. He wrapped their hands with the sheets of the bed where they first had sex and then exchanged fluid. For Ichigo, it was easier because when he was cut it stayed open, but for Tyr the cut healed instantly so Ichigo had to drink directly from him.

The second the ritual was completed, Ichigo passed out. Tyr caught him before he could hit the ground and assured his family that it was natural. Turning into a demi-god was a very draining thing and it was easier if Ichigo slept through it.

Tyr lay by his side and didn't remove the handfasting the entire time. He spent the day studying Ichigo's face and stroking his hair. Ichigo shivered and got feverish at one point, making Tyr frown heavily and hold him close.

"Sh, Ichigo, it's okay," Tyr crooned and kissed him. "I'm here with you."

When Ichigo finally woke up, he glowed with his new powers and status. Tyr beamed at him and gave him butterfly kisses all over his body before consummating the binding. Ichigo wasn't immortal like a god, although he would live forever and not age like one. This also meant that the oils that Tyr got from Aphrodite were put to good use.

At the moment Ichigo was sitting on Tyr's lap with his back to Tyr's chest while bouncing up and down. Tyr was almost completely certain that he would be able to get off on just the noises Ichigo made alone. The healing oil would definitely come in handy after this.

Ichigo turned his head to the side and hooked an arm around Tyr's neck to kiss him. It was slightly awkward, but worth it. Tyr could feel the love pouring through their bond as they shared their feelings. Tyr rolled his hips and Ichigo mewled softly, pushing down and grinding their bodies together.

"I love you," Tyr said and grinned his goofy grin.

"I love you, too, my patron," Ichigo said breathlessly and Tyr groaned before they kissed again. Ichigo's patron indeed.

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I had lots of fun writing Tyr and Ichigo =P I will definitely do it again sometimes, maybe as a full length story! I get some of my ideas for sex positions from Cosmo ;)

Also, I do write gift fics for friends/readers/reviewers… I'm currently working on another one (an AiIchi) for FreePrincess. However I decide whether or not to accept gift fic requests case-by-case because I have so many requests to get through as it is.

Beltane is on the first of May. I was raised pagan (not spells and Satanism! Get that out of your mind) so we always celebrate it. It's really fun and we have a big party, inviting all of our friends. We don't make it into a religious thing, so there are always lots of people. We jump over the fire after putting wishes written on paper into it and then we dance around the May pole. We have lots of long ribbons that we nail on top of it and then have every other person going in the opposite direction as we walk around it- one going under and one going over so it's like a weave as we wrap it around.