Revealed

"I don't fraggin' wanna taste the rainbow!"

Skywarp sighed heavily. It had taken three days of being crazy and two days of bedrest to heal Starscream from his mental instability. During that time, Rumble and Frenzy had managed to get the Decepticons a TV with HD, DVR, and On Demand. How they did it, well…the world may never know. And now it was a week from the day Starscream was completey healed.

Each of the Decepticons had found plesure in the TV. The Casseticons were only children so they liked the cartoons. Namely they liked 'Chowder', 'Pokemon', 'The Marevelous Misadventures of Flapjack', 'Phineas and Ferb', 'The Secret Saturdays', 'Edgar and Ellen', 'Tutenstine', and reruns of 'Rugrats'. Megatron enjoyed the ID channel if for no other reason, but the fleshies dying. Soundwave like the music channels. The list went on and on.

Skywarp herself liked the soap operas 'All my Children' and 'General Hospital', which she DVR-ed so she could watch them in private it when the others were asleep. When in the presense of others, she (still in the disguise of a mech) liked the History Channel. Hey, if you had live on this planet, you might as well learn as much as you can about its history. She also enjoyed anime.

As for the mech who doesn't want to fraggin' taste the rainbow (AKA Starscream) he liked to yell at the commercials. He also seemed to like reality shows. Mainly he watched 'Survivor' and 'The Amazing Race'. He also like 'Lost' which none of the other 'Cons could understand (the show that is). It was actually quite funny when he tried to explain it to them. "No, Megatron. That's a flash sideways not a flash forward." "And what the Pit is that?!" And of course he surprised everyone when he started watching 'The Office'. Then it just got annoying: "Yeah, Starscream, I did it well." "That's what she said!!" and then he would crack up laughing.

But Thundercracker was by far the worst. Of all things he had gotten addicted to the…Discovery Channel. It had all went down when he had seen a special on endagered animals. He said he felt a special bond between him and the animals because Seekers were currently endangered holding only one percent of the whole Transformers population. Now the Endagered Species List was everywhere around the base. Emphasis on the everywhere. The were glued to walls, digitally posted on desktops, written in paint on the roof, and even stapled to the walls Skywarp's private room. Obviously, she had been enranged. No one even tried to stop him any more. It was impossible.

"There is no such thing as a happy period!"

"Starscream, don't say that one out loud!" Skywarp repremanded as she pointed to Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, and Laserbeak on the ground. Then Skywarp began to ponder Starscream. Since he hadn't brought it up yet, she figured he forgot about the kiss and that Skywarp was a femme. It was sad because now she loved him and there was nothing she could do. If Starscream had been in his right mind when he saw her, he would have told everyone. It was sad, but true. 'I'm just a poor unfortunante soul. Like in that song,' thought Skywarp.

Rumble, Frenzy, and the Coneheads made sure that Starscream would not forget his punishment of the Disney song. They would hum 'It's a Small World After All' on occasion. Mostly, though, they would just play Disney movies. They kept getting stuck in everyone's heads. It had been confirmed when Megatron, strogest of the resisters, hade been humming and singing some lines of 'Be Prepared' from the Lion King.

"I'm going to my Private Room," said Skywarp finally "No one disturb me." But before she could even get up to go, Megatron entered the room followed by Thundercracker.

"Please, Megatron!" he was begging.

"No, for the umpteenth time," the leader huffed.

"C'mon, he's not gonna hurt anybody," protested Thundecracker.

"Who won't?" asked Rumble and Frenzy "Jinx! Double Jinx! Triple Jinx! Shut-up! I said it first! No you didn't!"

"Command, Boys behave," Soundwave's digital voice spoke from the chair next to Skywarp where he was working at a computer "Quary, Thundercracker, Who won't hurt anybody?"

"Mugsy," he smiled.

"Who is –?" began Starscream, but then a barking noise came from behind the blue seeker "You didn't?" Suddenly, a German Sheperd puppy came bounding behind Thundercracker and bumped into his leg. Thundercracker chuckled and picked up the pup. Starscream sighed "You did."

"You are NOT keeping an animal in this base!" yelled Megatron "And that thing is only a sparkling. He's not even trained, Thundercracker!"

"Mugsy is not an it, Megatron. He's a puppy and I'm training him," said Thundercracker.

"Then I suppose that's a present he just left in your hand?" Megatron spoke heavy with sarcasm. Thundercracker looked down to see a few brown objects in his hand near the dog.

"Bad dog," said Thundercracker "I told you to use the paper."

"I like Mugsy!" laughed Frenzy.

"Let's keep 'em!" clapped Rumble. Laserbeak squaked her approval.

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"
"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

At this moment, Skywarp took the chance to get away. She sneaked off to her private room and mutter to herself "I bet stuff like this never happens at the Ark."

Currently at The Ark…

"You're fraggin' out of your processors! You can't have a cat, you two!"

"That's not your choice, Ratchet!" yelled Sideswipe as the gray and white kitten mewled in his hand.

"You can't take care of a pet. You can barely take care of yourselves!"

"Bee said he'd help us," protested Sunstreaker.

"Ug, OPTIMUS! COME TELL THE TWINS THEY CAN'T HAVE THE FRAGGIN' CAT!"

"Her name is Millie!" they shouted

Back at the Nemesis…

Skywarp was now in her private room. She couldn't hear what they were saying, but she could still hear the yelling in the main room. 'Yup,' she thought 'Stuff like this never happens at the Ark.'

She had managed to get everything off, but her mech chest plate that covered her true femme plating behind it, when she felt a warm breath down her neck. She froze up. She pleaded it was the dog. But if the dog was there, most likely Thundecracker was there too.

"Let me get it," said Starscream's easily recognizable voice. His arms reached around her front and he unclasped the mech armor and threw it to the side. He placed his arms oh her shoulders. He sighed and said "Relax, Sky." Sky…since when had he ever called her that? Anyway, bigger fish to fry.

"You remember?" she asked, not relaxing.

"That you're a femme and truly an astounding kisser, yes, I remember," he said pulling her back on to his chest plating. When she was a femme, Starscream was a whole head taller than her. The mech armor added not only bulk, but height apparently.

"Second question," she said beginning to relax "Sky?"

"It's more feminine than Warp. I like it better for you," he answered "My turn. Do you realize that I meant everything I said while I was crazy?"

"Yeah, I guess."

"Then understand, I'm telling the honest to goodness truth right now-and you know that's hard for me," he said "I love you, Sky."

"I- I love you too…" said Skywarp a bit shocked from what he said. Starscream's lips were soon clode to her's. Tingling was overwhelming and soon a cheer rang through "We're keeping Mugsy!" The cheer from their trine mate had interupted their almost-kiss. Sighing heavily, Skywarp wrapped her arms around her Air Commander.

Starscream took a finger and lifted up her chin. Once again he began to near her face. Lips tingling once more, she too inched closer. Then suddenly there was a crashing sound. There was a shout and a canon blast.

"The Autobots are attacking!" shouted Thundercracker. Skywarp unwillingly relinquished her grip on Starscream and covered herself in her mech armor.

Skywarp tore down an endangered species list and it dropped to the floor floating down like feather. She was about to exit the room with Starscream in suit when she decided to tell him something.

"Starscream," she said "If I am ever found out. If anyone was ever to find out I'm a feeme, don't tell anyone about our love until I say it is okay. Telling the others soon after they find out my truth will put both of us to shame for keeping secrets."

"You sound as if you know it was going to happen soon, Sky," responeded Starscream.

"I'm just telling you," she sighed. 'But I do feel that my time as mech is running out ever since the day Starsceam was punished,' she added silently to herself.

"Hurry up, Starscream, Skywarp," called Thundercracker "Autobots aren't going to attack themselves!" As two who loved each other ran they laughed thinking of the spectecle of Autobots attacking each other.

End of Chapter…

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