Title: My Boyfriend is an Android!
Genre: romance, humor
Rating: M for language, mild violence, sexual themes, and future lemon (most likely)
Pairings: YamiXYugi; BakuraXRyou; MarikXMalik; KaibaXJonouchi; NoaXMokuba; HondaXOtogi
Summary: Sick and tired of never having a date, Yugi Mouto goes online and purchases a mysterious Yami Series 01 "figure". The next day, an android is delivered to his door, and the android claims himself to be Yugi's boyfriend! Now Yugi finds himself stuck with a task: collect enough data to create the 03 Yami Series model, keep Yami and the 02 Yami Series D-Grade android from killing one another, prevent a love triangle, deal with the mysterious Evangeline who keeps calling Yugi with advice, and find out who is the mastermind named Negative 01 who seeks Yami's destruction. But it's all worth it, since Yami looks and acts like a million bucks, which is what he'll cost if Yugi doesn't do his job right...
Me: The next chapter of "My Boyfriend is an Android" is up!
Lucy: Yugi has been given a CD that will take him to the KaibaCorp website, and he is going to order someone who I think we all know and love at the moment!
Me: And he's being spied on by EVA!
Lucy: But who is EVA, and what is going to happen to Yugi now that he has been given this CD? And when is Yami going to make an appearance in this damn story! Tune in to find out!
Chapter Four: Kaiba Corp Part IV
That night found Yugi sitting in front of his computer screen. He had inserted the CD the moment he got home, after saying hi to his grandpa, and it had taken him to a purple and black screen with the words KaibaCorp written across the top, and a strange curly design on the side, like a rose and some vines.
"What a weird site," Yugi murmured.
He scrolled down and sighed. The screen was confusing to him, since it wasn't something that he was use to. He look around for the words 01, but he couldn't find anything.
"Geez, what did Jonouchi-san say? Look up "01"?" he said to himself.
Giving up on searching the home page, Yugi went to the search bar at the top of the screen and typed in "01". He waited a moment, and then clicked on the "search" button.
The screen took a moment to load, but when it was done, Yugi came to a long list of things with the words "01" in the title. There were a few strange things there, but when Yugi searched some more, he found a heading that caught his attention right off. He double-checked to make sure that he was reading it right.
Yami Series 01 Figure.
"F-figure?" Yugi wondered aloud. "What does that mean?"
He clicked on the description that appeared just before he clicked the link. A couple words came up, and Yugi decided to read them aloud so that he knew what was coming up.
"'KaibaCorp's Yami Series Figures are near perfect in creation and are based off the ideal personality, desires, etc. of the person who purchases them. Remember, if you do, we ask our customers that they keep this secret', yadda yadda yadda, etc. etc. Got it," Yugi murmured, shaking his head slowly.
Ignoring whatever the writing was, he clicked the link.
The screen shifted to an image of a boy staring blankly at the screen, almost like a mug-shot. Only the major difference between this "mug-shot" was that the guy having his picture taken was hot!
"Whoa," was all Yugi could bring himself to say.
The boy in the mug-shot was at least eighteen years old, and for some reason, he looked almost like Yugi. He was much more mature, however, but they had the same hair; even the color was the same. But, he was more attractive. His eyes were a lovely crimson color, and though he wasn't smiling in the picture, he seemed almost happy. His features were sharp and attractive, and anyone would have fallen for him if he had seen him.
"S-so," Yugi whispered, swallowing the lump in his throat. "T-this is 01?"
Yugi stared at the picture and then thought it over. Jonouchi had said that the price was on him, so Yugi wouldn't have to worry about paying them any money.
"I-I guess I can give it a shot," Yugi whispered.
His hand went to the mouse and clicked on the sign that said "purchase".
The computer shifted to another screen that read in big font "OPTIONS". Yugi stared at the screen that popped up, and it was asking him to put in as many options for what he wanted the 01 "figure" to act like.
"Personality, huh?" Yugi wondered. "Lemme see..."
By the time he was done and hour and a half later, Yugi had placed in his options. He leaned back in his chair and reread a few of them to make sure they were what he wanted.
"Personality Options..." Yugi read aloud, scanning the list.
1. Gets a little bit jealous at times
2. Loyal
3. Kind
4. Devoted
5. Naive, but in a cute way! Almost like a little kitten!
6. A strong fighter!
7. Good cook (though will ask for help when he needs it)
8. Protective (will save me when I need him the most, and any other time!)
9. Smart
10. Reliable
11. Cute
12. Just a little bit perverted, but when the time calls for it!
13. Fashionable (knows what looks good on him and will wear that and nothing that makes him look stupid)
"I guess that's it," Yugi said with a sigh. "I guess that means I can finally order this thing and see what happens." He leaned to the mouse and clicked the final purchase button. The screen turned bright red, and then returned to the home page after flashing a sign that said "Thanks For Your Purchase!"
Yugi turned away and then walked towards his bed after clicking off the computer.
He looked at his ceiling, and thought over what he had just done. Sighing, Yugi laid down on his bed and closed his eyes. He let his mind wander before it clicked off and he was put to sleep.
Unaware of what the next morning would bring.
Me: Okay! So now, Yugi has seen what Yami (or in this stage, 01) looks like, and soon Yami should be arriving! I hope we are all looking forward to that chapter!
Lucy: But what will happen when Yami arrives?
Me: If you all want to read that chapter, then please review, and we shall update as soon as we are able to!
Lucy: Please review nicely!