Author's Note: I don't own anything!

Ron had made a lot of money from his hair style salon. He was very proud of what he had accomplished. Ron was getting tired of doing hair and he decided to take a break for a while. His fans were very disappointed and he was asked to make a speech.

Ron was nervous, but he knew what to say. "Friends, family, enemies, teachers, Hermione, my sexy lover, and Pebbles, I come before you to bring you both sad and joyous news. The sad news is, I am taking a break from my hair salon."

Everyone groaned in disappointment. "Fear not my friends, for you have not seen the rest of Ron Weasley's Magical World of Hair Styling. I want to venture out and experience new things. Starting tomorrow, I will have a new service available to all."

"And's what is that?" asked Harry Potter.

"I'm going to start a dating service!" he giggled.

A loud roar echoed through the great hall. Ron had pleased his audience. "I hope to see you all again soon at my dating service."

Author's Note: Stay tuned for the Sequel…."Ron's Monster World of Dating!"….coming to an internets near you…..2010…starring Ron! HARRY! DRACO! And most importantly VOLDEMORT'S WIG!