Finally decided to upload it. My stupidity and bipolar idiocity... -list goes on-.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYOUYA!~ 3 XOXOXOXO :D

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN KATEIKYOUSHI HITMAN REBORN AND NEVER WILL.

"God damn it," Ruki muttered. She banged her forehead against a nearby wall. "I think I flunked that test!"

"It wasn't that hard… Was it?" Lin asked, walking over to Ruki. Ruki glared at her friend.

"It. Sucked. End. Of. Story."

"Gotcha…"

"Now, it's time for the anime and manga marathons!" Ruki pumped a fist into the air.

"And I'll be going to my dramas," Lin mused.

"… Wanna go eat pho first?" Ruki asked. Lin blinked and thought for a moment.

"HELL YEAH!" The two ran out of the school a few seconds after the bell rang, signaling the weekend.

"Oh em gee, Pho is like," Ruki began.

"THE BEST SHIZZ YOU CAN EVER HAB!" Lin finished.

"It always cheers me up!" Ruki laughed.

"I thought your otaku-habits did…"

"… Whatever….."

"Yeah…"

"Uh…"

"…"

"Pho…?"

"HELL YEAH!"

\~~~/

"We need to experimental people to test this on…"

"You have gotta be shittin' me."

"Oh come on!!"

"You're retarded."

"And you're still here."

"… Shut up."

"OH TOOK! TWO GIRLS! LET'S TRY THIS BABY OUT!"

"HEY!-"

BOOM!

"-Dumbass."

\~~~/

"The tater-tots just happened!?" Ruki exclaimed.

"Uh… Walking. Pho. Boom. Smoke. Here," Lin sputtered random works, unable to make up a sentence. Ruki sweat dropped and looked around.

"The fudgesicles? We're definitely not where we were earlier…"

"Captain-obvious!"

"… This street looks familiar though…"

"You don't live on this street."

"No shit Sherlock."

"… NAMIMORI!!!"

"Huh..?" Lin looked at Ruki dumbfounded.

"Remember that manga I told you about!? I made you read some of it too!!! THE ITALIAN ONEZZZZZ!!"

"Uh… Yeaah…"

"Well… This street looks like the ones in the manga."

"You need to lay off that stuff…," Lin muttered. Ruki smacked her on the arm. "Ow!"

"IT IS MY SANCTUARY! MY OTAKU WORLD!"

"You're scaring me…," Lin said.

"… Go back to your god damned dramas."

"YOU WATCH THEM TOO!"

"SHADDUP!"

"Damn loud people," Gokudera muttered, walking down the street beside his companions.

"I haven't seen them around before," Tsuna commented.

"Did they just move in then?" Yamamoto said with a grin. He walked over to the two arguing in the middle of the street.

"BUT ITS JUN JIE!"

"SO WHAAA!? IT'S NOT LIKE HE-"

"Hello! Are you two new around here?" Yamamoto asked. The two girls paused and looked at him. Lin just blinked while Ruki gaped.

"Bishie?" Lin asked. Yamamoto smiled dumbly.

"Bishie," Ruki confirmed. "And a char of the ani-… I'm mentally retarded."

"I can tell," Gokudera said, walking over. Ruki nodded. She grinned.

"So… Are you two new around here?" Tsuna asked. Ruki glanced and Lin, who shrugged in response. Ruki shook her head. "Are you visiting? Or have you lived here and I have never noticed yo-… I'll just shut my mouth now."

"Uh…," Ruki glanced at Lin again who shrugged. Ruki frowned. "Actually… We have no cooking clue where we are…" Tsuna looked at Ruki confused. Cooking? "Some random unbelievable, far-fetched stuff happened, and here we are. Mind telling us where we are?"

"I'll assume you idiots are lost," Gokudera muttered. Ruki shrugged. "You're in Namimori."

Ruki blinked. Lin blinked. Tsuna tilted his head to the side. Yamamoto grinned. Gokudera frowned.

"Uh………………… Lin… I don't think we're anywhere near home anymore…," Ruki said. Lin blinked again. How did her eyes not hurt!?

"And you know that how…?"

"… Otaku-instincts."

"Riiight… I'll just leave it like that."

"Ah… I'm Tsuna, this is Gokudera and that's Yamamoto," Tsuna said. "And you two are…?"

"I AM LIN! THE FOB!"

"AND I ISH RUKI! THE OTAKU!"

"AND TOGETHER!"

"WE ARE!"

"FOBOTAKU!" The two chimed together. The three boys sweat dropped. Yeaah… Ruki fell down and sat on her bum, groaning.

"God damn it. What the hell are we supposed to do now?"

"For…?" Lin asked.

"In. World. Otaku. Italian. Manga. Anime."

"Ah…"

"The frig? Was that some kind of code?" Gokudera asked. Ruki stuck her tongue out at him.

"Can't find the right words. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going to my mentally blank state."

"In other words," Lin said. "Daydreaming."

"Ahaha!" Yamamoto laughed. "You two are funny."

Suddenly, there was a gloomy atmosphere. Everyone glanced at Ruki.

"I don't even know if I'm supposed to be overwhelmed with joy or sad…" She raised her head and she had tears in her eyes and a crooked smile.

"That's just freaky," Gokudera said, grimacing and jumping back. Ruki frowned.

"Deal with it. I ish a crybaby anyways."

"Riiight," Lin muttered.

"So you two are currently… How to put it… Homeless?" Tsuna asked.

"More or less," Ruki sniffed.

"Then stay at our house." Everyone looked in surprise at the new voice. Reborn stood on top of Tsuna's head. Ruki pondered that momentarily and Lin looked unsure.

"Since when do babies make offers like that…?" Lin asked. Ruki sweat dropped. She knows and loves Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn… So she's not surprised with what's happening… Though… It's plain awkward.

"I think I might have come up with a conclusion of why the hell we're here," Ruki said to Lin suddenly. Everyone looked at her. "Bleh."

"Discuss it at the house," Reborn said.

"You're letting them into Juudaime's household!?" Gokudera exclaimed.

"Juu… wha?" Lin asked.

Ruki sighed.

\~~/

"OK," Ruki sat beside Lin on the floor along with the boys. It was really awkward walking into their house. Their mom looked at them strangely and the girls swore they saw her wink. "Like I said earlier, it's probably unbelievable and far-fetched, but it's all I can patch up with the current 'wtf' situation." Everyone nodded.

"Go on…," Lin said.

"So we were going to go eat pho…"

"Pho?" Tsuna asked confused. One glare from Ruki shut him up. Gokudera snarled at her.

"Anyways… We suddenly got shot by a whatchamacallit-bastard-people-probably…" Everyone looked at her strangely. "And we ended up in an anime/manga world. Your world. This world is actually a series called 'Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn' and it's quite popular."

"At times like these, I really think you should lay off the manga…," Lin muttered. Ruki smacked her upside the head. "Ow!"

"Shaddup Linny! You read part of it too!"

"You expect us to believe that?" Gokudera growled. Ruki frowned.

"Weren't you listening? I said it sounded far-fetched and unbelievable," She grumbled. "I probably know a lot of stuff that you wouldn't think I know…"

"Tch, as if," Gokudera muttered.

"Try asking a question," Ruki stated with a scowl.

"Oh! What's Gokudera's sister's name?" Yamamoto quizzed.

"Er… Isn't it half-sis… never mind... Her name's Bianchi." Gokudera looked at her strangely for a moment and then nodded.

"That's obvious," He muttered, denying the fact that Ruki had gotten it right.

"And her otaku side shows through," Lin muttered. Ruki poked her in the arm.

"Then how about…," Reborn said thoughtfully. "Who's Tsuna's dream girl?"

"REBORN!" Tsuna exclaimed.

"Sasagawa Kyoko," Ruki said easily. Cricket. Cricket. "It's obvious too."

"Ah…," Tsuna blushed in embarrassment.

"Oh and you also have a girl named Miura Haru that wants to marry you," She added. "She goes to Midori Middle School… She initially adored Reborn, but then Tsuna rescued her… Tsuna's totally useless without the dying will bullet."

"That's correct," Reborn said.

"Stalker," Gokudera muttered.

"Ruki, you're being scary…," Lin said. Ruki stuck her tongue at her friend.

"You'd be like this if I were quizzing you on dramas!"

"DAMN STRAIGHT!"

"I officially have no life though," Ruki laughed. She paused. "Hey… Even if this is an anime world, aren't we technically halfway across the earth?"

"… Now that I think about it…"

"Holy shit."

"Yeah…" Ruki paused momentarily. "There's a lot more stuff I know, but I think I'd better keep quiet 'cause then it'd just ruin everything. Reborn probably knows it all though."

"Tch, liar," Gokudera said. Ruki leaned over and whispered into Reborn's ears.

"Arcobaleno pacifiers and Cradle affair…" A few more words…

"That's enough," Reborn bonked her on the head. "You may have useful information and have great knowledge-" Gokudera snorted. "- you two are to stay under our care. If the information you posses fall into the wrong hands, it could mean serious business."

"You didn't have to hit me," Ruki pouted and rubbed the bump forming on her head.

"You will attend the same school as them as well."

"Ehhh?" Lin asked.

"Oh joy .We'll have to face the boxing-lover and the school-obsessed-prefect," Ruki muttered, falling on her back. There was silence in the room. "You all know it's true."

"Well. We're going to go through hell tomorrow," Lin muttered. Ruki grunted in response.