Disclaimer: I do not own Reborn, or Sailor Moon.

This was the worst night of Tsuna's life.

But this still didn't explain why he and his other four Guardians (Hibari, Gokudera, Mukuro and Yamamoto) were in dresses singing the 'Sailor Moon' theme song.

"Fighting evil by moooonlight! Winning lurrrrrve by dayligghhhht!" Gokudera sang drunkenly, his face flushed red.

"Neveerrrr running from a reaallll fight! SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILLLLLLOR MOOOOOOOON!" Mukuro ku-fu-fu'ed. He wasn't too drunk.

At least that's what Tsuna thought.

They had force-fed (forced- drank?) him random alcoholic drinks from Reborn, to celebrate his birthday. Ryohei and Iemitsu were laughing their asses off.

"She is always there to DEFEND! SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOMMMMMM WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CAN DEPEND! SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOOOON!"

Singing loudly was not good for Tsuna's head.

Hibari stumbled around, grabbing the microphone. "SAILOR VENUS!" He yelled, perhaps a bit too drunk.

Then he collapsed on the floor, with a unconscious Dino and Basil.

"SAILOR MERRRRRRRCURY!" Gokudera screeched, snatching the mic from Hibari's grasp.

"Sailor Mars!" Okay, so Mukuro was the only un-drunk one.

"Sailorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr julitttttttttttrerrhdoxfwgrshbzsfujlgszjsioa!!!!" Yamamoto slurred, and fell down…somewhere.

The remaining singers, Gokudera, Mukuro and Tsuna, finished the song. Well, not Tsuna. He was too embarrassed.

"With secret powers! All so new to her! She is the one named Sailor Moon! Fighting evil by moonlight! Winning love by daylight! With her Sailor Scouts to help fight! She is the one na--med Sailor Moon! She is the one named Sailor Moon! She is the one, SAILOR TSUNA!"

The next day, Tsuna woke up in his bed with a pounding headache. He groaned and dragged himself out of bed, when he spotted a note on the table.

Tsu-kun fluffy bunny,

Check Youtube! ;)

Mommy xxx

Wearily, he switched on his computer, went on Youtube.

Guess what he found?

"SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR TSUNA!"