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CHAPTER SEVEN:

FINALE/READ IF YOU DARE

Sweeney Todd eyed the scene before him; flashing lights, rave music, and stick-thin women in underwear. Not exactly his type of thing, but Mrs. Lovett had promised him if he went with her, she wouldn't bother him for a full 24 hours. (And did he ever need those 24 hours of privacy from her!)

Walking around before finding his seat, he happened to notice two figures sitting in the front row; two figures who, even from the back, seemed oddly familiar.

Turpin! And the Beadle! What the hell were they doing-?

Sweeney stopped his thoughts right there and guessed what the two perverts were doing.

"Mr. Todd!" came an overly cheery voice from behind him. The barber turned around to find Mrs. Lovett coming at him with Toby behind her. Why in hell she brought a thirteen year old boy to a Victoria's secret fashion show was way beyond him.

A wide smile on her face, the baker took a seat next to her neighbor, right before the doors burst open again and Anthony rushed in, Johanna in tow.

"Mr. Todd!" he cried. "Johanna said she saw the judge at the mall when she-"

Sweeney held up his hand and then pointed at the Judge and Beadle in their seats. Johanna's eyes went wide and hid behind Anthony.

Luckily for them, the light dimmed and the music started as the MC came out. The gang took their seats as the first models came out.

"Introducing, Victoria's Secrets' new designers, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the team of Turpin and Bamford!"

The two men stood up in their seats while a spotlight came on them and applause thundered. In their seats a few rows back, the barber and the baker rolled their eyes. Just then a scrawny little model came out (yes all the models are pretty thin, but she stood out). Her hair was dirty blond, and that meant in her case blond with dirt in it, and her face looked like it had seen better days. She was wearing Beadle Bamford's gay pride bra and thongs.

Lucy Barker was strutting her stuff down the catwalk.

Mrs. Lovett bit her lip nervously, hoping Sweeney wouldn't notice who she was. With all her might, she tried not to turn towards him to see his reaction. There was nothing worse than and angry Sweeney.

Swallowing, she stole a glance at Sweeney's confused face. Sure enough, there was something familiar about her to him. He was eyeing the women from top to bottom.

"Mrs. Lovett, I don't know about you…but she looks just like-"

Thankfully, a distraction came out onto the catwalk. "Mr. T! Look!"

Adolfo Pirelli, Sweeney's rival barber, came out onto the catwalk, clad only in Turpin's designer nighty. He walked with swagger, attitude and pride.

Johanna shrieked. Anthony gasped. Mrs. Lovett tried to cover Toby's eyes. Toby promptly removed her hands from his face.

The barber had a wide smile on his. Forget the judge and that familiar model, this moment was priceless! He went over to one of the photographers and snatched up his camera.

"Hey!" exclaimed the photographer. "Who the hell do you think you are?" Sweeney paused to look at him.

"I'm Sweeney Todd. Find me on Facebook…." He raised the camera to his face. "…because that's where these pictures are going to be by the end of the day!" And he began clicking away at the camera.

THE END

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