Hetalia: Axis Powers

Ask the Bad Friends Trio

Pasta: Hello everyone! I've decided to make a Q&A fic, and I chose to invite the Bad Friends Trio over. Hopefully, many people will read and cooperate in this fic (well duh, everyone loves these awesome three). Anyway, I-

France: You're so boring. I can make the introductory speech a whole lot better-

Prussia: Why can't I make the introductory speech? People are starting to forget the awesome one here!

Pasta: WAIT. I'm the one writing this, and you're just fictional characters from the anime Axis Powers Hetalia! You can't make introductory speeches because I make them for you, actually.

Prussia: I ain't listening to this crap.

Pasta: YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL.

France: Maybe she's overwhelmed. Three of the most gorgeous and dazzling nations are here tonight, the best being me. Who wouldn't be overwhelmed by that?

Pasta: Listen to me, will you? I have to get on with this fic!

Prussia: Hey, that reminds me. Where's Spain?

Spain: I'm over here. That was a great siesta…

France: Anyway, before this weird delusional girl interrupted us, we were talking about how brilliant this fic is. All-

Pasta: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO INTERRUPTED ME!

France: Ahem. All you have to do is leave your own review with a question or questions for and about me, Prussia, and Spain.

Spain: This is going to be better than picking tomatoes with Romano. Wait, let me rephrase that. This is going to be ALMOST AS GOOD as picking tomatoes with Romano. There. We're going to have lots of fun!!

Prussia: Duh. That's because the awesome me is here.

France: Oh shut up. So anyway, don't be shy! We'll be happy to answer anything, even the most awkward questions. There's also a very good reason as to why this fic is rated T.

Prussia: That rating's too low for the awesome me.

Pasta: Well, I chose rated T, so you deal with it.

Prussia: Yeah, whatever. You're lucky we even agreed to come over for this thing.

Pasta: I know. I'm really lucky, aren't I?

Prussia: Hell yeah you are.

Pasta: Now, I shall continue with the program. So-

Prussia: OI, I'M CONTINUING IT!

Pasta: I MADE THIS FIC!

Prussia: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY AWESOMENESS!!

Pasta: OF COURSE N- Well, yeah, I am jealous of your awesomeness, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

France: Just review with your questions, please? We're waiting for your call… ;)

Spain: We really should be ending this now. People are starting to get bored.

Prussia: Fine. Gilbird's getting hungry. I have to go.

France: I'll go to my room and sleep. Whoever wants a little something from me, here's my address. (scribbles address on a piece of paper and throws it to the crowd)

Pasta: Hey, wait a minute, you're not allowed to do that-

(Crowd screams as they fight over the paper)

Pasta: Well, whatever, I don't really care anymore. Good night everyone, and make sure to sit back, relax, and enjoy as the Bad Friends Trio entertains your questions!

Spain: We'll be waiting, mi amigos!

Prussia: Whatever. Guten nacht, my awesome ones.

France: Don't keep us waiting for too long, sil vous plait.

Pasta: NOW, LET THE FUN BEGIN!!