My first super-natural fanfic. I know that I should work on 'A Letter For the Maou' but this idea just won't get off my head.

This story isn't beta edited so please forgive me for some misspelled words and my poor grammar and writing skills.

It's written in first person P.O.V

Disclaimer: I do not own Kyou Kara Maou

The Wimpy Exorcist

by: Miyuki Meiru

It has been a year since I found out that I am Shin Makoku's 27th Demon King. Nothing much changed within a year. Wolfram, my accidental fiancé still calls me a wimpy cheater and chases me around the castle corridors. I still skip Gunter's History lessons. I still remind Conrad to call me 'Yuuri' for the nth time. Gwendal, well I do think that I've given him many permanent wrinkles in just a year. I am still the naive and innocent Demon king who used to neglect his duties. I only neglect the paper work though.

But aside from being the Demon King, all they know is that I live the life of an ordinary High school student back on earth. Yes, my life on Earth is pretty normal like dealing with my studies, having fun with friends and baseball. All those normal things happen at daytime but once night falls I am not the usual Shibuya Yuuri Harajuku Fuuri anymore.

My mom's family used to be a family of exorcists. They are gifted with spiritual powers, strong enough to cast away evil spirits and demons. But not all family members have such spiritual powers. There are some who can and there are some who can't. My mom's an exorcist, although she's usually childish, she can totally kick an evil spirit's ass. Not literally though. The family expected that one of her children would also be an exorcist and that happens to be me.

I started training when I was seven years old. It was scary at first; you have to overcome your own phobia of darkness and eerie sounds. Although until now I could still be surprised by sudden eerie sounds, I can deal with it. My trainer was my own mom; she's pretty harsh when it comes to exorcism. Who would send a seven year old kid alone on a haunted house at midnight? I thought I won't be able to finish that task. I was chased by ghosts. They were bored and wanted to have fun so they decided to pick on a little kid. I swear if I could just turn back time I would send them to hell.

Shori found out that I am an exorcist in training when I was ten. He begged my mom to stop the 'foolish' training, as he says. My dad has nothing to say about the matter. Mom explained that someone has to continue the legacy of the family. Until now Shori is still against me being an exorcist way much more than he is against me being the Demon King. Whenever they'll send me off to exorcise evil spirits he'd go frantic. Back when he still doesn't know a thing about my secret training. He'd laugh about how I get wounds and tease me for being a total klutz. Well, so much for his brother complex.

I was twelve when I became a fully pledged exorcist. That was the time that Shori had been totally over protective. It came to the point that I have to sneak out of the house just to finish my missions. Usually, I exorcise evil spirits just around the neighbourhood like for example an old school, warehouse and a hospital. So far the farthest was a villa in Kyoto. The owner of that villa was my mom's friend. She can hear footsteps walking around the wooden villa at night. It turns out to be the ghost of an old lady who worked in the villa for quite a long time. She didn't mean to cause any trouble but I told her that she's scaring everyone.

I couldn't believe it when Gunter said that I am the demon king and explained to me that I'm in another world. It was like 'I am a demon king? So why did I became an exorcist in the first place?' The blood of an exorcist, a demon exterminator runs on my veins yet my soul is the soul of a demon king, very ironic. I was relieved to find out that Mazokus in Shin Makoku were not really different from humans well except for their long lives and maryoku. I was really expecting to be the king of beings like youkai who could take human forms and such stuffs. Murata found out that I'm an exorcist two months after he revealed that he has the soul of the Great Sage. His reaction was a boisterous laugh. He couldn't believe that the demon king is an exorcist. I realized that it isn't necessary to tell the others about me being an exorcist. Maybe I'd also get a boisterous laugh as a response or they'd be frantic like Shori. I pretended to live like a normal person does, ignoring every ghost I see wandering at Blood Pledge Castle whenever I'm with them.

"Good Morning Wolfram!" I said in a cheerful tone upon seeing my accidental fiancé.

"Good Morning Wimp!" he replied.

"I'm not a wimp" I retorted back and saw a ghost following Wolfram. This is normal. The ghost's name is Marianne, a noble who died at the age of sixty- two. According to her, Wolfram was sixty- eight when she died. All this time she had a crush on Wolf but never had the chance to confess, I felt sorry for her. Maybe that's the reason why she's following Wolfram around. She said that all she wished for was Wolfram's happiness.

Wolfram was an attraction to ghosts, much to my relief not evil spirits. If only he knows that everyday there are about ten ghosts or more following him around everywhere and the next day another group of ghosts. Well, just like what Lady Cheri said before that Wolfram attracts both men and women. I just want to revise it a little, here goes: Wolfram attracts both men and women whether living or dead.

The thing is I felt sorry for Wolfram. Whenever he changes clothes and takes a bath he always has a large audience watching him like hawks and drooling at his body. I did what I was supposed to do. I made talismans and charms that would prevent the ghosts from entering the baths and our room. I also placed talismans in the rooms of their common victims, aside from Wolfram, namely Conrad, Gwendal, Gunter, Anissina, Lady Cheri and the four maids.

The ghosts gave me the title of 'Most Annoying Maou Ever' another one is 'Party Pooper Demon King'. In the eyes of the living I'm naive, innocent, fair, compassionate, kind-hearted and generous while on the other hand the dead thinks that I'm heartless, selfish, a party pooper, cruel, unfair and evil. Well, I couldn't blame them, I destroyed their fun.

It was time for breakfast I sat at my usual place and at my right side was Wolfram. I saw Marianne standing at his back and gave a simple bow. I smiled at her, unfortunately Wolfram saw me. "What are you smiling at, wimp?!"

"N-nothing W-wolf" I replied, I saw Marianne's face with an apologetic look. Here comes another ghost and his name was Markus. He was a soldier who died at the war twenty years ago. He's a member of the 'Peace Committee' as I named it; they're a group of ghosts who died at the war. Practically their routines would include screaming peace at my face. They were one of the reasons why I wanted peace for both humans and mazokus. They'd stalk me and beg for peace. To tell the truth, they're quite creepy, they walk around with arrows sticking out of their bodies but they're better than the 'Pranksters'.

The 'Pranksters' are a group of ghosts who love to play pranks. They play pranks on the maids and almost everyone in the castle. They wouldn't do it when I'm around; I guess they're still afraid because I am an exorcist. Their usual victim is Dorcas, who's a total coward. They also like to hear the maids scream that's why they play pranks mostly in the kitchen, I warned them to lessen their pranks good for them they followed my advice. The 'Peace Committee' and the 'Pranksters' were milder than 'Perverted Society of Shin Makoku'.

The 'Perverted Society' for short, is a group of ghosts who really hates me down to the core for putting those talismans. They're the ones who drool at Wolf's and the others' body and invaded these people's privacy. I usually threaten them by saying that I'd send them off to the other world. They'd just glare and leave me alone. They're the ones who came up with my two titles. I think Murata wouldn't mind joining their society, I just hope he wouldn't join in their 'Anti- Shibuya Yuuri Harajuku Fuuri schemes' sometimes they call it 'Mission: Overthrow the Party Pooper Demon King'. They're very impatient for me to finish my reign as the Demon king. I don't know how the others would react if they knew that a secret society was formed and plotting to overthrow Shin Makoku's king right under their noses. I'll make sure that before I finish my reign, I'll exorcise every single one of them.

I saw a bloody ghost stood behind Conrad's back. His eyes blood shot and his limbs full of wounds. He glared at me. I felt like I'm about to lose my appetite.

"Your Majesty, are you alright?" Conrad asked with concern. The ghost's glare sent daggers on my spine. I get it! He likes Conrad and just like Handolph and the others he's jealous of me.

"I'm fine and it's Yuuri, nazukeoya" I said, Conrad smiled and the ghost had a nasty look towards me. It's like he's disgusted of me.

Being their king for a year, I learned to deal with the ghosts' jealousy towards me. Why is it that my subjects are extremely handsome guys?! Most of the ghosts have crushes on them, especially Wolfram! I could still remember the glares and the cold shoulders they gave me when Shinou possessed Wolf and we kissed. Ahhh, and also the looks they gave whenever I told Conrad to call me Yuuri which causes him to smile. And Gunter, I didn't even know that he has his own fan club filled with ghosts. Gwendal, his ghost fans were as grumpy as him. All their jealousies are targeted towards me since I'm always the center of their attention, ahhh I'm really glad that I became an exorcist!

Breakfast was finished. Wolfram was going to train his troops after reading a story to Greta. I decided to stick with them for a while.

"Yuuri, I want this story" she said as she gave me Anissina's latest story book. "Sure Greta" I gave her a smile. She sat between Wolfram and I. "Posion lady Anissina went to the woods to hunt a spider called asyrius" I read the story, on the other half Wolfram took over.

"Poison lady Anissina was about to be defeated as the monster spider threw sharp daggers at her while slowing her moves using its web" Wolfram read. I listened to his voice like sweet music playing. I also admire his angelic face and his smooth skin. Greta and Wolfram are my family and I will protect them no matter what will be the cost.

"The end" he said to our pouting daughter. "I hope Anissina could release a new story soon" she said. She leaned forward and gave me and Wolfram a peck in the cheek. How cute! My daughter is just too adorable.

"Sure" I heard Wolfram. "Maybe we could ask her to write a story about us" he recommended.

"No way, Wolf!" I said while he gave me a glare.

Greta just laughed as she watched Wolf called me a wimp. We went out of the room; Greta said that she had lessons with Anissina, so now it's just me and Wolf. Just as we went out, I saw the 'Perverted Society' glaring at me. I ignored them and created a much stronger barrier protecting me and Wolfram so that nobody of them could go near us. Oh, I should say, I'm only protecting myself because I know they couldn't afford to hurt Wolf.

"Tsch... Annoying Maou" I heard Handolph cursed. He's the one who hated me the most, the leader. He had taken an ultimate liking to Wolf and couldn't trust him to be with me alone.

"Yuuri?" Wolfram called my name, maybe he noticed that I am looking in another direction.

"Yes, Wolf?" I asked and saw Handolph and the others retreating. "You wimp! You're spacing out again!" he yelled. I only smiled at him. Wolf's just too cute. "Not a wimp" I said.

"Arrgghhh... doing paperwork is really boring" I complained as I saw Marianne approaching us. Wolf joined me until we reached my study.

"You better not neglect your duties again, wimp!"

"I'm not a wimp!" I managed to reply. Wolf walked away and as usual Marianne's following him again.

Now, I'm alone in my office affixing my signature on documents that I haven't read. Kumi entered my office, a ghost who belongs to the 'Perverted Society'. She grinned, "Ahh Your Majesty! You look terribly down today!" she said.

"I still won't agree" I said being firm to my decision. "Awwe, Come on just a little peek on Lord Wolfram's delicate body would give us the energy not to bother you for a few decades." she pleaded. "And also, why is it that it's only Marianne that you're allowing to be with Lord Wolfram?" She asked.

"Marianne's the most harmless non- living creature here in the castle" I said.

"You're really horrible, calling us non- living freaks!"

"I never said anything about you guys being freaks! Get yourselves a life!" I retorted and she huffed. Really, Marianne's the only one who's not annoying.

"Che, I don't really understand why those who are living could stand you being their king" she said, I ignored her.

"Ahhh, Poor citizens of my beloved country! Being controlled by a fake king who acts as if he's ignorant and stupid about everything just to gain the sympathy of the people! But he's really a heartless devil who bullies poor ghosts like us!" she said. I chanted a mild spell.

"Ouch, what's that for?!" she asked as she winced from pain.

"Just one more insult or I'll send you off to the other world" I warned her, but really I'm not 'that' serious.

She pouted, "Yes, YOUR MAJESTY!" she stuck out her tongue and left.

Finally, after long hours, I finished my paper work. I walked through the corridors to look for Conrad to play catch with him. I spotted Wolf training his troops and saw Handolph glaring at me. He still couldn't come closer to Wolf because of my barrier. Marianne noticed my presence and gave me a smile.

I continued my search for Conrad when I heard Gunter's voice. "Your Majesty!!! Where are you???" he called, I finally remembered that I have History lessons with him today. I ran before he could find me. I chose my usual hiding place, the Blood Pledge Treasury. I hid myself at the corner of a shelf. I heard Kumi's voice and the other ghosts who belong to the 'Perverted Society' saying that I'm hiding at the treasure room. I'm grateful that Gunter couldn't hear them.

I don't know why I suddenly felt something weird. It's like an aura of an evil spirit. As far as I am concerned I've placed a strong barrier here at Blood Pledge Castle so that no spirit with ill intentions could enter. After a few minutes the feeling faded away.

"Your Majesty, it's not really good to be hiding in here" I saw Liro, an introvert ghost who's neutral he doesn't take my side or the side of the ghosts who hate me. He's usually seen alone and he seldom talks to me.

"I'm sorry if I bothered you" I gave him my trademark smile. "By the way, did you feel something weird a few minutes ago?" I asked.

"No, I didn't feel anything" he said as he floated away.

"Weird" I muttered and went out of the treasure room. I saw Kumi and the others glare at me. Man, they really hate me a lot. Handolph looked like he could kill me. He practically hated me for making Wolf unhappy. Months before, I still used to reject the idea of two guys being in a romantic relationship. I felt guilty when Marianne said that I made him cry. Marianne talked to me about the things I didn't know about Wolf and slowly I started accepting his feelings. Although, I only stopped stating the fact that we're both guys Marianne said that Wolf was extremely happy. Handolph hated me because he couldn't make Wolf as happy as he is now.

I ignored them and like usual I strengthen the barrier. I saw some of them trying to pass the barrier I made. "Damn you, stupid exorcist of a Demon King!" Frea said as he concentrated more on destroying the barrier. Kumi stood beside Handolph who was also trying to create a hole to my precious barrier.

"Really, you guys don't know when to give up" I said before I left while chanting a spell that made them immovable for a while. I saw the hatred in their faces but I'd rather be hated by every ghost in this castle than allowing them to make a good show while my fiance's removing his clothes. I won't allow that.

This is how things go with my double... I mean tripple life as a normal High school student, an exorcist and the Demon King. In the eyes of the living maybe I'm a stupid wimp with a strong hidden power. Some even thinks that I'm a good for nothing king and just a kid who acts based on his emotions. How'd I know? Neutral ghosts would tell me! They're the best spies ever! Way much better than Yozak! But for the dead, I'm totally annoying, unfair and bossy because I never let them do what they wanted. What do they want? My fiance.

OWARI

Poor Yuuri, those ghosts are giving him much trouble. Anyway, the fic sounds more like 'Yuuri-centric'. I hope you guys would review!