Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
Summary: Salem's been captured!
Challenge: Anneack's M7M Challenge for 5-5-10 to use "This won't hurt a bit." in a 100-word drabble
Warnings: Drabble, AU
Word Count: 100
Timeline: This drabble happens over two hundred years before the start of the series.
Disclaimer: The Magnificent Seven and their members are & TM CBS, The Mirisch Group, MGM, and Trilogy Entertainment, not the author. Salem Saberhagen is & TM Archie comics, ABC, Disney, and whomever else thinks they own a piece of him and can legally say so, none of which are the author, and is used without permission. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
"This won't hurt a bit." The dark Wizard gloated over Salem's head. "It'll hurt more than a thousand bees stinging, worse than a fireball exploding in your heart -- !"
"You were right the first time," Salem murmured through his pain.
The Wizard looked at him in confusion. Salem's green eyes met his gaze. "It'll hurt you," he hissed. The Wizard gulped as a smile curved Salem's lips.
Before the Wizard could respond, seven wands raised from the shadows, seven voices whispered as one, and good magick struck his evil heart. As the Wizard crumpled, Salem's men rushed to his rescue.
The End
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