Hello guys! I'm sooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooo sorry for not updating sooner but I was waiting for someone to break the tie between Family guy and Vampire Diaries :P
And the winner is *drums* FAMILY GUY!
I hope you like it and didn't ruin it!
Enjoy!
CHAPTER TEN
Dean was tired of reading and he logged in on Facebook, until Sammy would return
The Satan: Hey :P said the message that popped in front of him
DeanW: Hey Lu! How are things? Dean wrote excited
The Satan: The same as you know it! Trying to destroy all mankind lol
DeanW: Haha lol
The Satan: Any chance for your brother to say 'yes'?
DeanW: Nah…I don't think so man…
The Satan: You can't blame a guy for trying :P
DeanW: Even if that guy is the devil ;)
The Satan: lol details. How come you are online?
DeanW: Sammy is out. Went for a haircut :)
The Satan: Finally! I didn't want to wear him like this
DeanW: Dude!
The Satan: Ok, ok! Still looking for Castiel?
DeanW: Yap! still no sign of him :(
The Satan: Cheer up Dean! You'll find Cass
DeanW: I hope so…oh wait! Sammy walked in
The Satan: How are his hair?
Dean: Man, it's the same crap :( damn kid
The Satan: Crap! I gotta go
DeanW: What happened?
The Satan: The horsemen are playing 'hide and seek' and Death is cheating *sighs*
DeanW: Oh…good luck man :)
The Satan: Thanks Dean! bb :)
DeanW: ttyl :P Dean wrote and logged off
"Who were you talking to?" Sam asked
"Ummm…some chick, why didn't you cut your hair?" Dean asked
"But I did had a haircut"
"They seem the same to me" Dean said
"Because you are a jerk" Sam replied
"Shut up bitch!" Dean said
"Whatever…any sign of Cass?" he asked
"Nope…I was just getting ready to do some 'channel surfing'" Dean said winking and Sam laughed
Dean switched on the television and they sat down on the couch
"Wait not so fast" Sam yelled to Dean, who was pushing the buttons of the remote like a madman "Give me the remote Dean" he said
"Why?"
"Because you are 'surfing' very fast" Sam said
"Ugh…aren't you PMSing today?" Dean said that caused Sam to give him a deadly glare "you are such a jerk" Sam mumbled
"I love you too" Dean said sarcastically and when he looked at the screen he gasped "Sam?"
"I see it too" Sam said with wide eyes
"LOIS!" Stewie Griffin shouted
"LOIS! Damn vile woman, never around when I need her" he said obviously frustrated
THUD
"AHHHH MOMMY, MOMMY" Stewie shouted when he saw a man landing on his bedroom floor
"Ughhh…now what?" Castiel said standing up and he looked around
"Why am I…" he paused and looked at his hands "like a cartoon character?"
"LOIS, LOIS, LOIS, LOIS! DAMN YOU WOMAN I NEED YOU!" Stewie started saying and took a closer look at the stranger
"Hey…I know you" Stewie said and Castiel just stared at him
"You are that angel for 'Supernatural' right? Big fan" he said smiling and Cass continued to stare not able to say a word
"Although I gotta say, that Uriel guy? I liked him the best! Any chance he is with you?" Stewie asked
"Ummm…" he tried to speak "No"
"Too bad! I really liked his attitude!" Stewie said and walked closer to him with his little legs
Silence
"You are a baby" Cass said
"Last time I checked yeah!" Stewie replied
"And you can talk" Cass continued
"Wait to meet the dog" Stewie said and motioned for Castiel to sit
"I can't possibly sit there" Cass said pointing at the little wooden chair
"SIT" Stewie said and Castiel sat down. He was very uncomfortable!
"So…I just wanted to say that I'm a big fan of your book!"
"What book?" Castiel asked
"The bible! I mean what a thumping good read! Lion's eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh." Stewie said
"Something is really wrong with you" Castiel said
"What do you mean? I'm perfectly fine! I'm a normal baby who talks and want to kill Lois"
"Who is Lois?" Cass asked
"My mom"
"You want to kill your mother?" Cass asked again
"Well, not exactly. It's not that I want to kill her, it's just, I don't want her to be alive anymore" Stewie answered
"And I thought Dean had issues" Cass said
"So…what do you want to do next?" Stewie asked
"What?"
"You are my new BFF! You will keep me company, help me with my experiments, help me to kill Lois, torture Brian and change me! Rupert is so lazy" he finished
"Change you?" a wide eyed Castiel asked
"What did you except? Eating bon-bon? By the way it's time" Stewie said
"Time for what?" Castiel asked
"To change me"
"I'm not going to change you" Cass said firmly to the baby in front of him
"Yes you will!"
"LOIS! LOIS!" Castiel started shouting in despair
"She is not listening! C'mon chop, chop!" Stewie said
"I rather face the Apocalypse again!" Cass said and started searching his pockets for a Redbull
"It's close enough" Stewie said
"Ah huh! Here it is!" he said and drunk the Redbull with one breath! "Good luck with the changing" he said and vanished
"Oh come on!" he whined "Who's going to change me? I'm starting to feel the rush!" he said and looked around in the room
After a while he shrugged his tiny shoulders
"It's time for a sexy party!" (a/n if you don't get it just type "Stewie Griffin Sexy party on you-tube :P)
So that was the end! I really hope you enjoyed the chapter and I apologize if it sucked! I haven't watched Family guy in quite some time!
Drop a line or two to tell what you thought of it! :)
Next pair for you to choose is…
"Psych" and "NCIS"