How A Rumor Starts

started: 05/16/2010 1:13 AM

When a junior officer of the Voltaire rushes into the Commander's office, yelling: "Major Joule! We've received reports that-";

And gasps, freezing on the spot;

Because he finds Major Yzak Joule, terror of the ZAFT squads, with his back against a wall;

With his lapels firmly grasped by the hands of the typically-quiet Captain Shiho Hahnenfuss;

While the Major's mouth is clearly pressed to the Captain's in a kiss that probably started a few seconds ago;

Which ends when the Major finally notices, red-faced, who just entered the office;

And the Captain, smiling mysteriously, whispers, "Let's continue this later, Yzak," before calmly exiting the office;

Leaving the junior officer staring after her in open-mouthed disbelief;

Until he is brought back to reality by an "Ahem", and Major Joule asking him, "What was it you wished to report, Lieutenant?" in a very, very annoyed voice....

That is how a rumor starts.

ended: 05/16/2010 2:08 AM