Me- Yachiru would you say if I do I might end up crying
Yachiru - She does not own Bleach, but you know if you give me loads of candy I could make it happen
Me- Really
Yachiru - Probably not *giggles*
Me- *Cries*
The Trickster
Chapter one- The Day It Started
It started off like any other day in the Soul Society, Toshiro Hitsugaya yelling at Rangiku to do her paperwork and not succeeding, Shunsui drinking sake way too early in the morning, and the forth squad looking after some of the members of squad eleven who over did it at training. Yes this would be the typical morning for most of the Soul Reapers, but this was soon to change.
Yachiru was strolling though the eleventh division, Kenpachi was still asleep and she was extremely bored. No one in her division would play with her and she was sure if she bugs Captain Kuchiki again he would kill her. Last time he was not every happy when she used his koi pond as a swimming pool and if looks could kill she would not be here now. Then an idea hit her, since no one would play with her she would create her own fun and if anyone saw her now they would see the petite lieutenant with a evil looking smile on her face.
She deicided her first of many victims would be third seat Ikkaku since he always made fun of her sense of direction. She was on her way to find him when she saw Yumichika asleep though a window, a smile broke across the innocence looking girl, she hurried back to her room to get what she needed and lets say when Yumichika I wakes up he will be in for a big surprise.
Yumichika woke up to Ikkaku coming into the room. "Hey Yum..." before he could finish he burst into a fit of laughter.
"What is it? do I have something on my face?" Yumichika asked in a panic, not liking the thought of his beautiful face being not perfect.
"It's more of what's not there" Ikkaku manged to say after his laughter had calmed down.
The fifth seat got up from the couch and headed over the mirror, when he looked he could not believe what he saw, well correction what he didn't see. His expression made Ikkaku start laughing again. "You did this, didn't you" Yumichika accused his friend.
"M... me what would give up that idea" he said clutching his stomach from the pain of laughing.
"You always were jealous of my eyebrows because you never had much hair! Wait, what hair!" Yumichika mocked. He touched the place where his eyebrows use to be..... "How could you, my beautiful face is ruined" he whispered quietly, trying not to let the tears fall from his eyes.
"What did you just say?" Ikkaku asked.
"Did you not hear me? Well I will spell it out for you B-a-l-d-l-y" Yumichika dragged the word out.
"Who you calling bald you fashion freak? I did nothing to your bloody eyebrows" Ikkaku was fuming he hated being called bald when it was clearly had a 'shaved' head.
"Well if you didn't do this who did?" the eyebrow less Soul Reaper asked, still looking in the mirror hoping they would just reappear, if he looked long enough.
"I don't know but I can't wait to find out who so I..." he was cut off before he could finish by Yumichika.
"So you can what?" he asked glaring at his friend.
"Later" and with that Ikkaku was gone.
"Get back here Ikkaku you bastard!" Yumichika yelled running after him.
When all was clear Yachiru appeared from her hiding place and had a quite satisfied look on her face. This was going to be more fun then she first thought and then headed off in search of new victims. From now on the Soul Society would never be the same ever again.
End Chapter
I know this was short, but idea just came to me! Right for further chapters will hopefully be your inputs, so if you have any ideas what pranks or whatever Yachiru could do to the unexpecting Bleach characters leave a review and I can do my best to make it happen. Also in future there will be more than one pranks ect happening in each chapter so they will be longerXD.