A/N: So this is meant to help me break my horrible, horrible writer's block that has stopped me from writing my Creative writing class task and 'Before becoming a werewolf'.
This sort of story has a chance of appearing in 'Before becoming a werewolf'
Well anyway this is based before the end of season 2.
Well I hope you enjoy its not long and not meant to be taken in any serious matter what so ever.
All rights reserved to the BBC and Russel T Davies.
"… And I-I-I… will always! Love you" Jack sang as he came dancing around the corner in Ianto's flat.
Ianto himself had gone to buy dinner for them both whilst insisting Jack have a shower and relax a bit.
The rift had been spitting out things left and right mostly items that were harmless but still enough to agitate the local weevils all day the team was run off their feet.
Jack had decided to put on the first CD he found (which ended up being a CD titled in Ianto's handwriting 'Ianto's love songs') when Jack heard the first track he laughed at Ianto's taste but eventually started singing along.
He had hopped in the shower quickly getting out not long after the 5th song on the CD which happened to be Whitney Houston's 'I will always love you'.
Jack climbed out of the shower and realised that all the towels were in the wash and the cupboard with the towels was in the laundry so in a traditional Jack way he came out of the shower, wet, naked, singing and dancing.
Ianto blessed the little Indian place on the corner of his street buying himself the Chicken Masala and Jack his favourite dish, butter chicken.
All in all because of the time of the night and the location of the small takeaway place Ianto went in and out within 5 minutes.
When he walked into his flat he heard traces of Whitney Houston but when he placed the food on the coffee table and looked up he did not expect to see what he saw.
Jack stark naked, singing at the top of his lungs whilst spiralling into the laundry and then out again; Ianto stifled his laughter and leant against the doorway.
Jack begun drying himself in a very flamboyant fashion not noticing Ianto in the door way; when the song ended jack bowed but when he looked up he saw a very amused Ianto in the doorway.
Jack immediately pressed stop on the CD player Ianto looked at Jack again "do you and Whitney need to get a room?" Ianto said with a straight face.
Jack sauntered over and whispered in Ianto's ear "don't worry there's enough of me to go around" Jack began to kiss along Ianto's jaw line and Ianto smiled.
"Jack the whole universe wants you in their bed" Ianto said calmly showing no reaction to Jacks advances.
"well you have me in yours tonight"
"Well I want my Part of you to go and get some clothes on so we can eat dinner" Ianto smiled calmly.
"But I'm naked"
"and that's why your getting dressed"
"will you undress me later?" Jack asked seductively nipping at Ianto's ear.
"No my plan for the night is for you to get dressed then we will eat our dinner then we will be sitting up in my bed-"
"Naked?" Jack asked hopefully.
"Nope we will have bottoms on, we will watch a good movie and then we will talk"
"pillow talk?"
"Yes pillow talk"
"without sex"
"Yes Jack WITHOUT sex"
"But that's not fair" Jack whined.
"Life's not fair"
"I will call Owen"
"and say what? Owen Ianto wont have sex with me, that's going to go down real well"
"It can't be healthy, you depriving me of such things and Owen is my doctor"
"Can't we just enjoy each others company without a sexual release?"
"Yeah but the other parts fun" Jack tried persuading Ianto by unbuttoning Ianto's jacket.
"go to my bedroom now Jack Harkness" Ianto demanded slyly.
Jack walked off in the direction of the bedroom he hoped to be seeing a lot of, Jack believed he had convinced Ianto into doing what he wanted that was until Ianto yelled out again "and while your there get dressed"
"But its NOT fair!"
PS This could have a sequel if you guys want there to be one. Let me know.