*Whack*

"How dare you?"

"Oh, get off your high horse… Sire"

"I will do no such thing!"

*Whack*

"Is this any way to treat one of your subjects?"

*Whack*

Seconds after being hit hard in the face, by the last swing of the opposing pillow. Arthur found himself pinned to his bed.

"GET OFF ME! I could have your head for this!"

"Then why don't you?"

"It's a bit hard with you on top of me."

"oh, I bet that's what you say to all your servants."

"No Merlin, but maybe after this morning I will."

Pillow fights are fun.