Disclaimer: As usual, Detective Conan is not mine. Also, the part of a song used in this fic is not mine, too.:D
Warning: OOC characters. Especially Conan.
Word Count: 1,523
Annoying Conan
(Yet another short sequel - Requested)
by: ShinJinIchi23
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Conan was merrily walking down the hall of Teitan Elementary School. On his way, he spotted Mitsuhiko walking with an envelope in his hand. When they were near to each other, they both stopped and Mitsuhiko, who looked so disturbed, started to speak.
"Hey Conan-kun…"
"Yo, Mitsuhiko, what's up?" Conan greeted.
"Urgh…"
"Yes?"
"Haibara-san sent me here to give you something."
Conan got excited by this. Mitsuhiko backed-up a little because of the unusual aura that Conan was emitting.
"What is it? What is it?" He asked, jumping excitedly.
"Conan-kun, you're awfully weird today, just like Ayumi-chan said."
"Ah! Don't get off the topic, what is the thing that Haibara wanted to give me?"
Mitsuhiko handed out a small envelope and gave it to Conan.
"A-le?"
Envelope's label: Restraining Order.
"She loves me that much, huh?" he said, a gloomy aura surrounded him.
"I think it's the other way around. What's wrong with you Conan-kun?"
"Nevermind! This won't stop me at all! It's just a paper!" He exclaimed, throwing the paper to the air.
"I know you're confident but I guess you are going a little overboard."
"No. Not at all."
"Conan-kun. Maybe you want to go to Araide-sensei?"
"Huh? I'm not sick."
Mitsuhiko sweatdropped. "You obviously are!"
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At the Hakase's house…
"Ai-kun, I heard you filed a restraining order against Shinichi. What's the matter?"
"He is the matter." Ai answered with hint of annoyance in her voice.
"I see. He must be bugging you too much." Hakase replied with a laugh.
Ai glared at the professor. A deadly one. Hakase shivered and laughed nervously.
"You don't know anything about this, don't you, Hakase?" Ai asked and shot him a deadly glare.
"Well, you see, uhm… don't look at me like that. I don't know anything." He stuttered, beads of sweat formed on his forehead.
"Good for you. I just need to find out what happened to him. It's so annoying to be around him when he's like that."
"Ha-ha." Hakase replied and scratched the back of his head.
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Next day, Tuesday.
Surprisingly, it looked like the restraining order was kind of effective. Conan didn't come near her on the whole school time. Ai sighed in relief thinking that doing this might make him wake up from his lala land.
"It's kind of sad though."
Silence. Bird chirping… Crickets, crickets.
"What the hell!"
Ai almost smacked herself from that thought.
She thought that she'd never see Conan that day.
But it seemed like she was wrong.
It was night time, such a peaceful night. From the window of her room, she saw a familiar figure, standing at the lawn, holding a big card board. She clenched her fist, veins started to pop out in her head.
"Edogawa…-kun… grrr…"
On the card board, these words are written: Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
In the end, she just rolled her eyes and closed the curtains of the window. She made sure that the windows were locked.
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Wednesday.
It was the same of the other day. Conan didn't come near her again.
It was the middle of the class when Ai felt her phone vibrated from her pocket. It was not her hobby to read message in the middle of the class but her hand betrayed her.
From: Edogawa Conan
Subject: Yo!
Yo! I'm your conscience! How are you?
-End-
Ai furrowed her brow. Okay, the restraining order was quite effective but he was attacking her the other way around.
To: Edogawa Conan
Subject: Re: Yo!
And I am your subconscious. Just bug Kudo-kun instead. He's such a lonely boy.
And I'm telling you. He's a desperate one.
-End-
Ai got surprised at the fast reply she got from him.
From: Edogawa Conan
Subject: Re: Re: Yo!
But he only got his eyessss on you! I'm your conscience so I know you like him too!
-End-
To: Edogawa Conan
Subject: You know…
My conscience is a liar.
-End-
She then looked at Conan, who was now sitting at the back of the classroom. He looked blue and uneasy which gave her creeps on her bones.
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Thursday.
"I'm running low on Haibara's energy…"
"Ano, Conan-kun?"
"Ayumi-chan. Wh-? Hey, why are you crying!" Conan asked panicky as he saw Ayumi, teary-eyed while looking at him.
"B-b-because Conan-kun is acting r-really strange!"
"Yeah, right." Conan sulked on his desk. "Haibara just sent a restraining order and now I felt so lonely that I can't go near her for at least ten-meters."
Ayumi's face darkened. "Don't tell me Conan-kun… that you're only making fun of Ai-chan! That's so horrible!"
Ayumi ran out of the classroom, her face stained with tears.
"Oi! Ayumi-chan! Matte!" Conan tried to stop her but he was too late. He sat back to his seat and started to sulk again. "Darn, she got me wrong." He murmured.
Ai happened to overhear their conversation and with visible sadness in her eyes, muttered… "I knew it."
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Friday.
Conan was so surprised to know that Ai withdrew the restraining order against him. Once he set foot to their classroom, he immediately approached Ai with a big victorious grin on his face.
"Hey, Haibara."
"…" He got no response from her.
"Haibara?"
"I don't know who you are. Get away from me." She sounded so serious and everyone near her could feel the deadly aura around her.
"Haibara, what's wrong?" Conan asked with hint of concern on his voice.
Ai lifted her head up to look at Conan's face. Eye-to-eye. With a sharp, deadly glare.
"Didn't I say I don't know you? We never met so go away!" She replied coldly. Conan was taken aback with her current attitude and decided to distance his self from her for a while.
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Ai was silently making her way to the cafeteria. She still couldn't believe that Conan was playing with her feelings. It made her really furious.
Damn that brat.
Because she was thinking deeply, she bumped into someone.
Someone she didn't want to see.
She stared for him for a minute before looking away. She started to walk away when a loud, disharmonious voice started to sing.
"Hey, I just met youuuu~" Ai robotically rotated her head to look at Conan who was holding the janitor's mop while singing.
"And thiiis isssh crazzzzyyy-hi-hi-hi~" She stood there, frozen, she couldn't even move her hands to cover her ears.
She just watched Conan move towards her.
"Buut here isshh my numbeerrrr~" He put a paper inside Ai's pocket and smiled at her.
And with a wink, he finished his song. "So call me maybee?~" After that, Conan immediately run out of the cafeteria, going to who knows where.
Almost everyone on the cafeteria covered their ears while Conan was singing. After he left, they just started laughing so hard. Meanwhile, Ai was just there, staring at a space. No one knew what she was feeling or thinking. Whether her eardrums broke down or got a trauma after seeing Conan like that.
W-what was that?
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Later that day, Conan was nowhere to be seen after that cafeteria incident. Ai bid farewell to Ayumi, Genta and Mitsuhiko who were also baffled by Conan's actions.
While walking, she pulled out the paper Conan put inside her pocket.
Call me?
+81-0X-XXX-XXXX
XOXO
"..."
Ai stared at the paper questioningly.
"What in the world is really wrong with you, Kudo?" She sighed, wailing her hands on the air.
Worse thing that happened was it seemed that her mind had a hangover from what happened earlier. She unconsciously started to hum in low tone the song that Conan sang while looking at the paper.
"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me, maybe?" Ai hummed without knowing that someone was in front of her.
She went out of her trance when someone picked up the paper from her hand. She froze and looked at the blue-eyed guy who has a smug smile on his face.
"Sure, ojou-san. I'll call you. I can't decline after hearing you sing like that. " He said and walked away while humming the same song.
Ai blinked. And after realizing what just happened, she also started to walk with smirk plastered on her face.
Payback time.
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Later that night, Conan was patiently waiting for Ai's call on his newly bought cellphone.
"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon." He mumbled while staring at the poor cellphone like a maniac.
He almost jumped when it began to ring. He cleared his throat and immediately pressed the answer button.
"Ayo, girl. I knew you would call." Conan said with an obviously fake posh accent.
"…" Kuroba Kaito froze after hearing the voice from the other line.
What the fuck?
The young lad just wanted to tease the little girl from earlier. But he never expected to hear a familiar voice that was trying so hard to be posh.
He prepared to change his voice as he thought of an evil plan for the young brat on the other line.
This night would be more interesting than he thought.
What is really happening with Conan? Do the Hakase knows something? Conan's actions are getting worser and worser as time passes by. Is he just really making fun of Ai? Let's find out when a new sequel is released. :D
Just a short sequel for those who message me that they want a sequel. :)
It's been a year since I last visited FFN. I'm so sorry. ; A ;
Anyway, I am currently having a LSS to CRJ song "Call Me Maybe" and thus, this short sequel was born. ^^
Thanks for the reviews!~
-Lhai
