I just decided to do this ok?
I don't own Danny Phantom.
Or "If U Seek Amy" by Brittney Spears.
Or Adventure time with Finn and Jake.
Or Barney, or Ligers.
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Danny went downstairs to throw Skulker into the ghost zone (really he did) Danny tripped on a box because he can and then tried to pick himself up. Only for his hand to get injected with a needle. If you look closer you could see his pupils get bigger and if you look inside him you could see his heart speeding up, but since he's half-ghost its not normal for him.
So when Danny looked in the mirror he saw that he was high and started laughing really loud.
He then headed towards school.
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Walking into his school (he was really early! There was like no students there! Except for nerds….) he went to his locker and opened it. When he got everything he slammed it shut, but with his awesome powers the locker door got jammed so now he has to phase his stuff out.
Reaching into the air Danny got a granola bar. Why? Cuz he's half-ghost, that's why. Reaching again he got a box of fruit loops. Reaching again again he got some milk and a spoon. Reaching into his locker, he phased his hand first, he got a bowl.
He fixed up his breakfast and waited.
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"Danny why are you eating breakfast on the floor?" Trucker, I mean Tucker asked him. Danny just nodded and when he finished chewing his mouthful of fruit-loops he said "Cuz I'm hungry!" Sam cut in "Where did you get them?" Danny looked into the air and said "From the air, cuz I'm Danny Phantom."
He decided he wanted orange juice and thus, reached into the air and took out orange juice. Taking a sip he threw the orange juice at a water fountain and said "Ew, it was orange, mango, strawberry" and teleported to the classroom.
"When did he know how to teleport?"
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Inside English class Danny suddenly teleported there with a water bottle in his hand, and an ipod. He then overshadows Tucker because he always does anyway. He put the head phones in his ear and put on Tuckers favorite song. He then gave his PDA to Sam and asked her to record what was coming.
When Lancer said it was time to read Tucker (Danny still overshadowing him) stood up on the desk and said "This is My favorite song!" then he began singing:
La la la, la la la Oh baby baby have you seen Amy tonight? Oh oh, tell me have you seen her? Because I'm so oh Love me hate me, say what you want about me Amy told me that she's gonna meet me up Oh oh, tell me have you seen her, because I'm so oh Love me hate me, say what you want about me Oh, so what you want about me? So tell me if you see her La la la, la la la Love me hate me, say what you want about me Love me hate me, say what you want about me, yeah Oh, so what you want about me?
La la la, la la la
Is she in the bathroom is she smokin' up outside? Oh
Oh baby baby does she take a piece of lime
For the drink that I'mma buy her do you know just what she likes? Oh
I can't get her off of my brain
I just want to go to the party she gonna go
Can somebody take me home?
Ha ha, he he, ha ha ho
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me, la la la, la la la
I don't know where or when and now they're closing up the club, oh
I've seen her once or twice but boy she knows my face
But it's hard to see with all the people standing in the way, oh
I can't get her off of my brain
I just want to go to the party she gonna go
Can somebody take me home?
Ha ha, he he, ha ha ho
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me
Oh, but can't you see what I see?
Oh, so what you want about me?
La la la, la la la
'Cause I've been waiting here forever
Oh baby baby if you seek Amy tonight
Oh baby baby we'll do whatever you like
Oh baby baby baby
Oh baby baby baby
La la la, la la la
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me
Oh, but can't you see what I see?
Love me hate me
Oh, so what you want about me?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Everyone looked at Tucker and began laughing. Satisfied he turned to Sam and said "Upload it on YouTube!" Sam did and a millisecond later she exclaimed "It got 1,000 views!" Lancer then walks in on the crowd in the class and says "Were taking a math test." Everyone stared at him like he was on crack cuz maybe he was.
While they were staring Danny got out of Tucker (XD) and got the water bottle. Danny threw it at Lancer and Lancer was thrown to the Chalkboard, Lancer lost his consciousness as Danny was dragged by Sam out of there. Everyone stared at the classroom when a voice exclaimed "Oh My God!"
The principal was standing in the doorway, everyone shifted uncomfortably.
"The waters dripping out of that water bottle!" she finished and walked away.
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"Hey Sam!" Danny exclaimed, laughing as he was being dragged. Where is he being dragged to?
"What Danny?" She growled. "You had the nerve to throw a water bottle at Lancer during a math test! How could you!" she exclaimed. Danny stared at his hands and said "We were in English class, Sam, how could I not resist!"
Sam then threw Danny to the floor from the roof. How did they get up there I do not know. Danny turned into Phantom, because everybody was to busy watching Barney to pay attention to what's going on outside.
Danny grabbed Sam and flew into the sky, heading towards Wisconsin.
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"Why are we going this way?" Danny asked.
"I'm not sure, you just flew us" Sam glared at him.
"How come"
"Because I don't know"
"Hey look a cow!" Danny pointed to a cow getting eaten by a Liger.
"Poor Cow"
"Poor Liger….hey that should be Vlads new cat! HEY LIGER WANT TO BE A FRUIT LOOPS NEW CAT!"
"Danny he'll eat us!"
"No he wont! See he's following us! VLADS GETTING A NEW CAT!"
"I thought he didn't have a cat…."
"He did, you just got caught up in watching Adventure Time With Finn and Jake every Monday to not notice him walking it every Monday."
"……. O.o"
"Exactly."
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DING DONG! The witch is dead! Oh wait its just the door bell. Vlad opened the door and was pounced on by a Liger. A black, white, and purple blue passed by as the Liger licked Vlads face, but Vlad fainted so he couldn't see who it was.
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"Hey Sam"
"What Danny"
"I love you!" Danny kisses Sam and phases them onto Vlads bed.
They parted and Sam said "I love you too!"
They continued kissing. Vlad walked in and fainted again. His new Liger grabbed onto his pants and started dragging him away.
Danny and Sam continued kissing.
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Tucker watched on youtube as he sang "If U Seek Amy" and saw a lot of comments. Great the world knows he is. Tucker slammed into a wall walking downstairs and ran outside only to be tripped cuz the Authoress secretly put a plant there.
He was met with flashes of paparazzi.
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Tada! I did this for no reason since im on a sugar high
So its just crack.