Hello everyone!

This is my first Fanfic, so I am very sorry if it's not very good. But, as they all say, practice makes perfect. I love all the Georgia Nicholson books; however, I think the series should've continued after Are these my Basoomas I See Before Me? This is my interpretation of what happens after the last book. I'm American, so I'm truly sorry if I accidentally Americanize it. Feel free to review!

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Previously in ATMBISBM?

I said, "So, do you want to be my girlfriend? I mean, do you want to…"

He put his arm around me.

"Go on then, Sex Kitty, I'll be your girlfriend. It'll probably all end in tears. Mine. But… I am Dave the Biscuit. I will survive. Give us a snog and possibly a Rummachen unterhald der Taille. Go on, you know you want to."

And I did want to.

I am now a Mr. Laugh?

Friday, October 14th

5 seconds later

Yummy scrumboes! I am still snogging my vair gorgey girlfriend…erm… I mean boyfriend! Why did I have to ask him to be my girlfriend? This is going to bother me tres tres much.

10 minutes later

Ahhhh! Dave's pulling away. Why, why, why? Doesn't he lurve me enough to know I don't want to stop snogging him? He hasn't even gone jelloid yet!

He's staring at me with his gorgey blue eyes. I think he wants to say something.

"Gee, we best let the gang know."

"Nunngh."

"I know I am the king of snogging, but we've got to leave this school at some point…"

He pulls me to my feet and whispers in my ear, "We can go to my house after Sex Kitty, my parents are out. You don't want to leave Jazzy Spazzy waiting, do you?"

"Erm, no but can't we tell everyone tomorrow? They probably left already."

"You've gone all jelloid kittykat, haven't you? Look at the door."

Wow! There's a window above the door and I can see Rosie and Jas on Sven's shoulders looking in. Rollo and Tom are giving Dave the thumbs up, and Rollo is mouthing something to Dave, but I can't make it out (probably something vair rudey dudey!).

"Goosegog extrodinaire! Mr. Laugh let's go."

"Don't you mean Mrs. Laugh?"

I biffed him over the head for that one, but then I felt bad, so I let him put his arm around me and we walked out.

"Erm, erm, are you. I mean uhhh going ummmm out?"

And if you don't know who said that you are vair stupid!

"Sorry ladies, I am no longer single. You can't have me anymore. I am Gee's official GIRLFRIEND."

Typical Dave response. Why does everyone have to know he's my girlfriend? Stupid Dave!

30 minutes later

The Ace gang is vair excited pour moi. We all had a group hug. Non-lezzie of course. Rosie even made us do the Viking Disco Inferno Dance.

Jas basically screamed in my ear, "Gee! I'm so happy for you now we can double!"

"Thanks Jas! You are my bestest pally! But, can I please still have those midget gems? I want black ones, pretty please."

What a good pally she gave me a whole pack of midget gems. I still don't know where she keeps them…Hopefully not her knickers. Although, they are ginormous!

10 minutes later

The gang walked out to meet all the parents. Mutti and Vati congratulated me, and even gave me flowers. Oh what "normal" parents they are sometimes. It scares me.

Libbs gave me a sweet little hug and then ran over to Dave.

"Davey! Do you wanna hear my new song?"

"Sure Libbs, impress me."

Libby then proceeded to sing the song "I like to move it, move it." Not bad? Yea right! Here's how her version went:

I like to move it in my nuddy pants

I like to move it in my nuddy pants

We like to move it in our nuddy pants

AND THEN SHE MOONED DAVE!

So much for my family being normal…

10:00 pm

Walking home with the Ace/Barmy gang. We are all coupled up. Jas and Tom, Rosie and Sven, Jools and Rollo, Ellen and Dec, Mabs and Ed, and Dave and moi! Ah! This feels good walking home with my new official snogging partner.

"Everyone listen up! There will be a party at my house next Saturday. And the theme is Beachy. Wear swimsuits, goggles, fins, snorkels, and anything else you can find. Now I'm off Sven and I have business to do in the park."

Rosie and Sven galloped off yodeling into the park. Jools said that everyone could hang at her house tonight and girls could sleep over.

"Sorry Jools," Dave replied, "But, I can't keep Gee's hands off me so we're going back to mine. Pip! Pip!"

"Ace gang meeting tomorrow at one in the park. I'll tell Rosie! Dig you girls," I yelled as Dave pulled me along. He was running so fast I couldn't keep up.

"Dave my feet hurt! I can't run anymore."

"Ok kittycat on my back you go then."

And he gave me a piggyback ride all the way back to his house.

10:30 pm

Back at Dave's now. He let me down and stared at me with those gorgey blue eyes.

"I love you Georgia, and always will."

Aww! He's so sweet. Dave the romantic. Then, he picked me up again and carried me inside.

11:30 pm

We've been snogging for about an hour now. Dave is so good at lib nibbling. Yay! I said it right. We've been doing 6 now for a while, so I decided to try a bit of 7. I have one hand in his hair, and the other rubbing his back. I think he likes it because he just let out a little moan.

5 seconds later

Why make out with Dave with his shirt on, when I can make out and admire his sexy 6-pack at the same time? I pulled on his shirt rather hard, and he shimmied out of it. Gosh! He has a drool worthy hot 6-pack!

5 minutes later

Dave has kind of lifted me up and took off my shirt. He gave me his cheeky smile and placed his hand on my nunga holder. Whooo! He undid the clasp of my bra, and now we are officially at number 8!

10 minutes later

Number 8 is nice with Dave, not rudey dudey at all. Now he's kind of put one of my nipples in his mouth and is sucking on it. The other one he is playing with. I can't help from moaning. My nungas are getting hard, like that one time when I went to…what's his names house.

15 minutes later

Now to return the favor! I started to undo his belt.

"Are you sure Gee? You don't have to if you don't want to."

"No Mr. Laugh it's fine, I love you."

His pants are off now and I have my hand on his boxers. We stayed like this for a while, and then I slowly pulled them off.

45 minutes later

Wow! That's all I can say. Dave's trouser snake is definitely not small. It's not big, but no small, just right.

I don't want people to say I'm a slut or prat, so all I did was give Dave a hand job. I had never done that with Massimo or Robbie, but Jools tips seemed to work. I must have been doing something right, because he was moaning a lot. When, I was done he had spurted a lot, and was completely jelloid. Yes!

1:00 am

Dave and I are just laying on his bed talking. It's nice, it feels like when we were just matey-mates. I love how we can be besties and official snogging partners at the same time.

He told me about his family. He has an older sister, Gemma who is 18, and a younger brother, Jackson (Jacks for short). Jacks is Libby's age, and according to Dave is a whole lot loonier. We should set them up on a play date haha. I started laughing thinking about this. Dave took this as his cue to start tickly bears.

"Dave, stop! Hahaha or I'm going to pee my pants you're tickling me so much."

"Not until you promise me something…"

"Fine, what?"

"I get to design your costume for Rosie's party."

"No"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes! Or I won't stop tickling you!"

"Fine I will, but I'm not going to like it!"

1:30 am

I'm not ready for climbing up the snogging scale with Dave yet… so ringing Jools on Dave's mobile

"Hello Dave? Shouldn't you and Georgia be busy?"

God she is so rudey dudey sometimes, but she's helped me with her hints so I'm not going to have the hump with her

"Joools, it's Gee… is it still ok if I come over?"

"Ummmm sure Gee. Did something go wrong with you and Dave?"

"No Jools I'll give you the scoop when I get to yours."

"Ok Gee sounds alrightio! By the way Jas already telephoned your parentals so you're covered… we all figured you would forget and that you wouldn't stay at home tonight."

"Thanks Jools, I'd give you a hug right now, but I'm not on the turn. See you in all my fabulosity in ten minutes. Pip! Pip!"

1:40 am

Outside Jools' house. Dave has walked me there, but looks kind of miffed.

"Hornmeister, you alright?"

"Yep kittycat I'm fine, just thinking. I'll call you tomorrow."

He gave me a number 5 and walked off. I wonder what he's miffed about.