(Originally meant for my Robot Pirate Series but way to big for just being skits. Enjoy) Requested by some random dude with out a profile "I Agree". Here it is for you dude.
*Most misspellings are meant to be hopefully
*All fictional characters wear the same clothes as in the movies, just on different fictional characters. Oda-san, Lucas my man, I hope you dudes read this... and laugh, NOT SUE.
STAR FORCE
Episode 1/4: "A New Start from the Old One"
In a galaxy far away enough to where you can't see it with a telescope
the Shit Loard Dart Teachious is in control of the great "Not So Nice Empire"
With control of the great empire, Teachious is destroying a lot of stuff and it sucks ass.
Some people are fighting back for freedom though ... good luck with that...
We go to an Imperial Cruise ship, or something like that, where Princess by Day, and
Rebel by Night, Princess Nami and her (placed here because we had nowhere else to
put her) friend Robin are trying to escape the evil other Shit Loard; Dart Acer.
Yes... this is lamer than the ALL MIGHTY CRAWL, but you'll just have to deal... now,
let the story begin.
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As the crawl finishes a giant ship passes by, and seconds later a gianter (yes, I DID just knowingly used the word gianter, it's MEANT to be there, its for humorous purposes... LAUGH..) ship comes after it shooting at it.
~Inside the ship getting shot at~
Princess Nami runs fast into a quiet and secluded room, her loyal groupie friend Robin right after her.
Robin: "OMG Nami! Let's like!... LEAVE! And like so totally faster or we gonna die like ubber badly!" (Yes... I did just make Robin stupid... ENJOY! )
Nami: "Holy shit Robin, if you don't shut the hell up for ONE DAMN SECOND! I will hit you!"
Robin: "Um... shocker... uh... ok... so-RE"
Nami: "I need to put this secret message somewhere..."
Just then a robot went by, "There! That robot! He can take the message without being detected in escape pods!"
Robot: "Aniki! Aniki! Aniki! Be-bop.."
Robin: "UGH! IT's a Fran-KY D-2. Those things are so annoying!"
Nami: "Too bad, hey! D-2, come here, I have a message I need you to deliver."
Fran-KY: "Aniki?"
The girls do what needed and leave to hide, the robots companion came found him.
Uso-P-O: "Ah! Fran-KY, I've been looking for you!"
(Note: Fran-KY D-2 is just like R2 but with Franky's hair, and Uso-P-0 is the same figure but with Ussop's face and hair.)
Fran-KY: "Aniki! Aniki!"
Uso-P-O: "What do you mean you have a "message to deliver?"
Fran-KY: "ANIKI!"
The little energetic robot pushed is bumbling companion into an escape pod and the two shot off to safety.
Fran-KY: "SUPAAAAA!"
~Else where on the ship~
Storm Buggy Troopers board the imperial ship. (THATS RIGHT! I said BUGGY TROOPERS! They all gots Buggy faces! OH THE HUMANITY! *this means they have no helmets, for smart asses who wanna say, "How can you tell? They have masks?" well THATS why! HA! out smarted you! NAYNAY!)
As all the other guys get killed by the Buggy Troopers, the big dog comes on to the ship.
SHIT LOARD... DART ACER! (Ace in all black and a mask/helmet thing *whatever it is*)
Acer: "Oh hell yeah! What up bitches! Dart Side in the house now! What you gonna do! I tell ya!... YOU GONNA DIE MOTHERFUCKERS! HAHAHAHA!"
Buggy Trooper 13920: "Uh, sir, sorry to interrupt your "gansta" boasting but..."
Acer: "WHAT!"
Buggy Trooper 13920: "We caught the princess, her dumbass friend and some dude."
Acer: "BRING THEM TO ME!"
They are brung.
Robin: "LIKE OMG! LET ME GO!"
Acer: "SILENCE!" He smacks the random guy in the face. "Now tell me where you hid the plans Princess."
Nami: "Never! Do your worse Acer."
Robin: "Yeah! Like totally!"
Acer: "YOU WANT MY WORSE! YOU GOT IT!" He begins chocking the random guy with the choke power thing he gots from de Dart Side, and the random dude dies.
Acer: "How the fuck was that!"
Nami: "Eh... seen better."
Robin: "Seriously, me 2."
Acer: "Will see when we get you to MY ship, you shall wish I killed you instead of this guy... who is he any ways."
Buggy Trooper 29340: "Um... manifest says he's... Spandam sir."
Acer: "Oh, he even SOUNDS like a guy who you want to die, everyone carry one with the death and taking over and prisoners and junk."
Buggy Trooper 39482: "Sir, there's a escape pod that launched but we read it has no life forms on board."
Acer: "Ah, let it go, what moron would launch an escape pod with nothing in it!"
"Yes sir."
~A certain time period that they didn't give us later~
~Planet Tatooine~
Uso-P-O: "Great! Now what?"
Fran-KY: "Aniki! Supa! Supa! Aniki!"
Uso-P-O: "Yes, yes, you and your stupid message whatever."
They keep walking until... a bunch of midgets attack and capture them.
Uso-P-O: "OH MY GOD HELP!"
Midgets: "ROBOTS! GET THEM! AHAFOAHGBGVSVBA!"
~Somewhere else on the planet~
A young boy (still with black hair) looks out into the sky, staring at all the weird plants and stuff.
Luf SpaceRunner sighed, wishing for more in his life.
"Luf!"
Luf looked down to see his grandpa Garp. "Yeah gramps?"
Garp: "Come with me! Makino wants some robot slaves- eh, I mean "helpers" to do all the work for her- er, I mean to "help" her with the chores around this strange looking house thing in the ground we live in."
Luf: "Ok."
Luf and Garp go to the midgets and buy both Fran-KY and Uso-P-O. They head back to their place and Luf fixes and works on the robots to make sure they work properly.
Luf: "So, you guys came from space?"
Uso-P-O: "That is correct sir, we WERE on an Imperial ship, but dufus here shoved us into an escape pod. I guess it "was" for the better, we were being attacked by an Empire Battle Ship."
Luf: "Wow, I see. That must have been crazy."
Uso-P-O: "Indeed, and that one (pointing and Fran-KY) keeps babbling about some message he has to give to someone or something like that."
Luf: "A message? Let's see now."
Luf works on Fran-KY and finds something.
Suddenly, a hologram of Princess Nami appears.
"I don't have much time, just please, Help me OldBeOne Kanobi, your my only hope..."
Luf: "Wow, who is she... she's hot."
Nami looks uneasy and sighs, "I can't BELIVE I have to do this, but they said it was the only way to get him to help us..." Nami quickly pulled up her robe, revealing her panties and quickly put them back down and turned off the hologram."
Luf: "... AWSOME..."
Uso-P-O: "You robo pervert! What are you doing with something like that on your hard drive."
Luf: "He... HARD drive..."
Uso-P-O: "STOP THAT!"
Luf: "Hmmm, she said Kanobi...I don't know an OldBeOne, but I DO know an old hermit around here named BROOK Kanobi... that could be him."
Uso-P-O: "What? You ACTUALLY know someone named OldBeOne Kanobi, that this dumb robot is actually caring something of 'possible' value?... I guess it was gonna happen one of these days."
Fran-KY: "Aniki supa! Boo-bo-bop!"
Luf Spacerunner put the robots in his hover car thingy and they headed off to the farthest reaches of livable Tatooine desert. (Fucking desert planet, who the HELL would live there?)
On the way...
Uso-P-O pointed up at some rocks. "What or who are they?"
Luf looked up to see... SANDPEOPLE!... And they look like... (Crocodile?... NO! He's too cool to be in a parody apparently, bastard never returned my calls!)... they look like... MR. 3!
Luf: "Crap! Sand people! We need to get shelter before-"
*BOOM!*
One of the sand people shot down the hover car and now our hero and his robo friends are stranded in the desert and are now sand people target practice.
Suddenly.. a strange noise scared off the sand people.
"YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! A WAY WITH YOU SANDPERSONS! YOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
Uso-P-O: "Who is that!"
Fran-KY: "ANIKI! BO-BUP!"
Luf: "I think... its Brook Kanobik. Hey! Kanobi-san! I have a question to ask you... are you also OldBeOne Kanobi?"
The man took off his cloak that concealed his face... which was a skeleton with an afro!
Brook: "Yohohoho... haven't been called that in a LONG time... YOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
They fix up the hover thingy and head back to OldBeOne Kanobi bachelor pad .
~At OldBeOne's place~
Luf played the message.
A Windows loading screen pops up.
Book: Oh, while we re waiting, I knew your dad.
Luf: Really? Awesome.
Brook: Yeah, he was a Jedi, me too. We fought in the Clone Wars together, but he became- eh, I mean, was KILLED, yeah, that s it, KILLED by Dart Acer.
Luf: What a dick, I think if I ever get off this planet, I ll do something about that.
Brook: Cool, you should stop by the Degaba system if I ever die and you happen to be chillin in space.
Luf: Ok, I ll remember that.
The loading finishes and once again Princess Nami appeared as a hologram.
"I don't have much time, just please, Help me OldBeOne Kanobi, your my only hope..."
Brook: "... Eh... don't feel like helping her..."
Luf and the robots: "WHAT! ANIKI!"
The hologram finishes Nami looks uneasy and sighs, "I can't BELIVE I have to do this, but they said it was the only way to get him to help us..." Nami quickly pulled up her robe, revealing her panties and quickly put them back down and turned off the hologram."
Brook jumps up, "YOHOHOHOHOHOHO! I SHALL SAVE THIS YOUNG WOMAN!"
Luf and Uso-P-O wave it off: "Too pervy..."
To be continued...