A few months later Gilbert was Skyping with Francis and Antonio in the bedroom he and Matthew shared. Gilbert no longer lived in Germany with his brother but with Matthew in Canada. It took a bit getting used to the cold weather but hey, at least he had a hot Canadian to warm up with.

"How is my dear Mathieu?" Francis asked curiously. Gilbert grinned.

"Mattie's been awesome. Did you know he's one of the freakiest hockey players of all time? I'm serious – I think I was shitting bricks just watching him beat the crap out of that other guy," Gilbert said. Francis and Antonio laughed.

"Gilbert sounds like he's in love, non?" Francis said teasingly to Antonio, who nodded fervently.

"Si!" Antonio agreed. "Where is our Gilbert and what have you done to him?" he teased. Gilbert flushed, glaring at them through his computer screen.

"Fuck you," Gilbert said. Francis and Antonio gave him eerily similar smirks.

"BASTARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER?" a voice howled in the background. Francis and Gilbert rolled their eyes and Antonio smiled sheepishly.

"Nothing Lovi~! Just talking to Francis and Gilbert!" Antonio said. The other two heard Lovino swear in Italian. Antonio turned back to the webcam. "Sorry amigos but I have to go calm Lovi down – I'll talk to you both later ok?" he said. Francis and Gilbert bid farewell to the Spaniard before he signed out.

"You're really ok with me and Matthew?" Gilbert asked after a silence. Francis smiled at Gilbert through the webcam.

"Bien sûr! I can't help but feel relieved that my darling Mathieu and my best friend have both found love! And you said that nobody could ever fall in love with you," Francis said.

"Frog what are you doing on the computer?" a voice said from Francis's end. Gilbert grinned.

"HE'S WATCHING PORN!" Gilbert howled. Immediately Arthur's red face came into view.

"What? You bloody pervert I-oh. It's you," Arthur said, rolling his eyes at Gilbert's grinning face. Gilbert waved at him cheekily. "Where's Matthew?"

Gilbert shrugged. "Making lunch. I suppose cooking is a trait he inherited from Francis huh?" Gilbert said, laughing as Arthur's face turned redder. There was something about taunting Arthur that was just too amusing. Funnily enough, harassing Arthur was how Gilbert and Alfred bonded – and how Alfred ended up approving Matthew's choice in a partner.

"But of course," Francis agreed, expertly dodging Arthur's hit.

"Get off the computer," Arthur growled. "You're wasting the day away talking to that idiot."

"Oi 'that idiot' can hear you, you know!" Gilbert protested. Arthur smirked.

"I know," Arthur replied. Gilbert stuck his tongue out at Arthur in retaliation. Francis sighed at their antics. At the sound of Francis's sigh Arthur turned to look back at Francis. "Now are you getting off the computer or not?" he demanded.

Francis smiled slyly. "What's in it for me if I do?" Francis asked. Both he and Gilbert laughed at Arthur's almost purple face.

"J-just get off of the computer you wanker!" Arthur exclaimed. Gilbert saw Arthur's hand extend out towards the webcam and suddenly Francis's screen went dark. Gilbert rolled his eyes, signing out of Skype. It was probably all for the best – the last thing he needed was for Arthur and Francis to get freaky and forget that the webcam was on.

As Gilbert surfed the net, he wondered idly where Gilbird was. Probably somewhere with Kumajiro – the two had formed a strange friendship back when Matthew and he had first started dating.

A chiming sound interrupted Gilbert from his thoughts. Blinking in surprise Gilbert opened his email. After the whole Awesome Advice thing, Gilbert hadn't really gotten much mail. Gilbert wondered who it could be.

Dear Awesome Advice,

I have this boyfriend and I think he is cheating on me. We never really talk anymore because he is always with that laptop of his. I really hope he's not cheating. I would be very, very, very, VERY upset.

-Maple Syrup

Gilbert gaped at the email.

"I take it that you've read it?" a voice said from the doorway. Gilbert looked up to see Matthew standing there, a mug of coffee in his hands.

"I'm not cheating!" Gilbert exclaimed. Matthew laughed.

"I know. I just wanted to freak you out a bit," Matthew replied, walking over to his boyfriend and sitting down on the side of the bed. Gilbert shut his laptop and put it on the table nearby, pulling Matthew closer to him. "I made you some coffee," Matthew said, handing the mug to Gilbert.

Gilbert kissed Matthew lightly on the cheek. "Thanks," he said in appreciation, taking a long drink from it. He could see Matthew smirking at him. "What's so funny?" Gilbert asked.

"Nothing…yet," Matthew said. Gilbert stared at him suspiciously. He took another sip from the mug and it slowly dawned on him that the situation felt oddly familiar.

"You didn't…" Gilbert said quietly. Matthew's smirk grew. Gilbert put the mug down beside his laptop and looked down. "I have boobs," Gilbert said, looking up to stare at Matthew. He could feel his hair growing longer.

Matthew pulled out a little bottle and waved it in front of Gilbert's face. "I borrowed it from Arthur. It's my revenge for you turning me into a girl before," he replied. Gilbert made a noise of indignation.

"But that was technically your fault!" he – or rather, she exclaimed, her voice taking a higher pitch. "If you had just told me outright that you were Loveless Friend, I wouldn't have had to resort to turning you into a girl so I could figure out who was!"

Matthew rolled his eyes. Grinning rather lecherously [almost looking like Francis now], Matthew leaned in. "You make a very pretty girl you know," Matthew remarked casually, kissing Gilbert's collarbone. "I wonder what it'll be like having sex with a female Gilbert," he added.

Gilbert grinned, pulling Matthew closer. "Let's find out," Gilbert said, kissing Matthew.

The End of The End.

A/N: I SWEAR, WHEN I FIRST STARTED WRITING THIS I TOTALLY DID NOT INTEND FOR THEM TO START HAVING SEX AT THE END. Does anyone else think it's uber kinky for Matthew to have sex with his boyfriend that he turned into a girl?

But gaaah Awesome Advice is finally over! I was supposed to post this yesterday but I was busy D: Ah, after all these months I'm almost reluctant to post this. *sobs* Thank you all for everything!

Now... on to the next story. I think Gilbert turning into a girl at the end of the epilogue is fitting because in my next story, he is a girl.

Without further ado, here's a sneak preview of I Left My Heart With A Canadian! [I thought the other name was way too long for a title]

"Whaa-oof! Al? Get off of me!" Elizabeth cried out as Gilberta watched a rather scantily clad girl hug Elizabeth tightly. "AL!"

"You still have such a funny accent," the girl said standing up as Elizabeth got up to her feet and shot her a dirty look. Gilberta hardly thought the girl could talk – she had one of those drawling accents that made Gilberta think of cowboys, Brokeback Mountain and Hannah Montana. The girl suddenly glanced at Gilberta and her jaw dropped. Here it comes… "Whoa! Are your eyes real or are you wearing contacts?" the girl asked eagerly. Hadn't she ever heard of albinos? Gilberta had a feeling that this girl was the type to believe anything you told her.

"Yea they're real – I got them when a radioactive sheep bit me and now I have super powers," Gilberta said casually. The girl's eyes widened.

"Really?" she asked, squealing. Gilberta was almost amazed at how stupid the girl was – she actually believed Gilberta's story?

"Is this chick for real?" Gilberta muttered to Elizabeth who sighed in response.

"Sadly, yes. She is. Al – don't listen to her, she's just kidding. She's an albino and albinos generally have reddish eyes." Gilberta glared at Elizabeth.

"I liked my explanation better," Gilberta muttered to herself. Elizabeth heard and rolled her eyes.

"So… are ya gonna introduce me to your girlfriend or what?" the girl asked finally. Gilberta growled. Why did everyone automatically assume that she and Elizabeth were dating? Gilberta. Liked. Guys. She had had 4 boyfriends in the past year – not girlfriends – boyfriends! It was infuriating and she blamed Eli for all the accusations.

Elizabeth had turned a bright red in response. "What? She's not – I mean – urgh, never mind. Alyssa, this is my friend Gilberta. Gilbert – this is my idiot cousin Alyssa," Elizabeth said, motioning from each girl. Alyssa wrinkled her nose.

"Gilberta?" she asked. Of course of all things to comment on the chick would comment on Gilberta's rather awful name.

"Named after a great-grandfather, pleased to meet ya," Gilberta said coolly, extending her hand out for Alyssa. Alyssa made a move to shake Gilberta's hand when Gilberta's cell phone rang. "Hello?" Gilberta said quickly, secretly pleased she didn't have to shake the hand of Elizabeth's weird cousin.

"Gilbert! Where are you?" Antonio's voice said from the other line.

"Hey Toni… SHIT. I almost forgot – I'll be there in a few!" Gilberta said quickly before Antonio could rant at her. Gilberta turned to Elizabeth, who was giving her a rather curious look. "That was Antonio – I totally forgot I was meeting with them this morning – I'll see you later at English or something!" Gilberta said, already running off before Elizabeth could say anything.

"Don't go and get yourselves expelled on the first day!" Elizabeth called out warningly. Gilberta turned around and smirked at Elizabeth.

"Because you'd miss Francis if ya couldn't see him everyday right?" Gilberta said teasingly before turning back around and running towards the parking lot. As much as she would love seeing Elizabeth's furious look she had to hurry.

Antonio was a peaceful guy and all but the moment you made him waste time in meeting his precious girlfriend he was a monster. A monster Gilberta really did not want to meet.

And so, onto the sneak preview for my other story, It's Bloody Early Evening!

"Whoa, Arthur – Francis is giving you the look of death right about now," Peter said, stating the obvious.

"What did I do to him?" I asked.

"I don't know. I've never seen Francis look so mad before," Kiku murmured.

Lovely. Just lovely. My first day at school and I've already pissed off one of the school freaks! What next –run over a teacher with my truck?

Ring! The bell sounded, signifying the end of lunch. I blinked and stood up, realizing I hadn't eaten anything yet. I hastily stuffed my sandwich into my mouth and silently followed Kiku and Peter out of the cafeteria.

"How are you able to digest that?" Peter asked in horror. I know my sandwiches don't look very appetizing, but it was no reason for him to imply that my sandwiches were disgusting! They always tasted delicious to me. I pretended not to hear Peter's question.

"What class do you have next?" Kiku asked me. I swallowed quickly, nearly choking.

I frowned. "Err… history I think," I said, not very sure. Kiku nodded.

"As do I. Come, I'll take you there," Kiku said, leading me in the opposite direction than where Peter was going. We bid farewell to the boy and made our way towards the history classroom. I was looking rather forward for history – I always found it interesting and considered myself a bit of a historian. I knew Britain's history inside and out.

"Mr. Provence? We have a new student," Kiku said to the teacher as he entered the room. I wished he hadn't done that; it brought unnecessary attention to me. Kiku, Peter and Michelle oddly hadn't commented on my eyebrows but I knew that the moment it was noticed I'd be made fun of. It wasn't something new for me but… I didn't want to beat up another kid and get into trouble again.

"Do we? Ah yes… Kirkland is it? Yes, I was notified by the office that you would be in my class. Come in and introduce yourself," Mr. Provence said, motioning for me to come in. I did so, glancing into the class as I did. There were your regular teenaged students sitting at the front of the classroom, pixies sitting together in a group at the back, unable to be seen by the rest of the class – presumably the teacher as well.

That's when I saw him. Sitting near the back, his legs propped up on the table, was Francis Paye. He did have a certain flirtatious charm to him; I noted as he winked at random girls in the classroom and beamed at their reactions. He was obviously very popular with the ladies – and the men – because after all, who could resist those entrancing blue eyes, that soft golden hair and the stubble that lined his chin, making him look like he just woke up gorgeous one day?

I froze. Did I just think that about another guy? Another guy, who seemed to have a certain hatred for me? I shook myself mentally and focused my gaze on the wall. Evidently he hadn't noticed me yet.

"Err. Hello. My name is Arthur Kirkland. I just moved here," I said awkwardly, looking around the classroom. No one seemed to be listening, most just staring at me with a vacant look. My eyes fell on Francis again. This time however, he had noticed me.

It was definitely hate in those dark eyes that I saw, shining fiercely at me. But there was something else too. Something like… fear? I smiled to myself. To think that this boy would be scared of me was just as laughable as the thought he'd have a hatred for me.

"Welcome Mr. Kirkland. You may take your seat," Mr. Provence said, sitting down at his desk. I glanced around for Kiku but noticed he already sat down next to another student. There was no empty seat left. Except for one next to Francis, who wasn't paying attention to me anymore. I gulped. Would I really have to sit next to him?

"Mr… Provence? There are no more seats," I pointed out, in an effort to avoid sitting next to Francis. I half-hoped that he'd notice my discomfort and make me pull up another chair beside Kiku but half hoped that I'd be put beside him…

"Yes, there is, there's one right there, beside Mr. Paye," Mr. Provence said, pointing to the seat on the right of Francis. It was a peculiar feeling. My heart sank in disappointment yet my stomach lurched in excitement. A part of me wanted to sit next to him, find out why he hated me so much. The other just wanted to stay clear of him.

"Thank you sir," I grumbled, walking towards the seat as if it were my impending doom.

Did you like? Not like? Ah well, I suppose I'll just have to find out when I post the first chapters for both stories. Stay tuned for them because I have no idea when I'm going to post them x]

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