HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HARRY

I got this idea off of another fanfic about Maximum Ride and thought it was hilarious! Enjoy!
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How To Take Care Of Your

Harry J. Potter

Congratulations!

You have successfully received your Harry. Your Harry should have come with

1.) A magic wand

2.) A box of chocolate frogs

3.) A change of black standard robes

4.) A photo album

5.) A picture of Ginny Weasly (you have to pretend

that you don't notice this or you will cause akwardness

between you and Harry)

6.) A stuffed Hedwig owl

Setting Up Your Harry

Step one

Open the box that Harry came in
If he appears asleep, douse him with cold water and give a cheery "Hello!"
That should wake him up immediately.

Step two

Unpack all of Harry's things (be careful not to notice he picture)
and let him pick out a room.

Step three

Harry is quite used to the muggle world
so he's not suprised by things such as electricity and
telephones so have no fear in watching television.

Step four

To keep your Harry happy, you must remember
to feed and care for your Harry.
If you don't, Harry may run away
and you will not get a refund.

Now that you've read the instructions, have fun and remember
not to let Harry use magic in front of Muggles.

Thank you once more,

Dracomaxandme Productions