Hey guys I'm EyesOfAWolf202 but I like you so you can call me Eyes or Wolf. This is my first ever story so please don't hate me, okay? review! Thanks!
Chapter 1: cn i cme ovr?
Samantha Puckett was going to be the death of him someday. What with the constant emotional mental and physical assaults it was a miracle Fredward Benson was still alive. And she still hadn't given him back his science books from before iCarly was on Food TV. Wondering why he had even lent them to her in the first place he pulled his phone out of his pocket to text her with a very demanding text message.
To Sam
From Freddie
Would you give me back my science books already?
Okay maybe not that demanding.
To Freddie
From Sam
God ur so winey! ill givem back when im done! K?
Whoa! What happened there?
To Sam
From Freddie
Whoa! Okay! God whats up with you? You seem even more irritable than usual and I didn't think that was even possible!
To Freddie
From Sam
sry jst my mom is being reely annoyin! y wont she jst shut up?
Did Sam just say sorry? No that couldn't be right. He looked at the text again. Yep that's what it said. He decided not to dwell on it.
To Sam
From Freddie
Is she ok?
To Freddie
From Sam
i dunno. some old xbf. bt i cnt tke it anymore!
Freddie decided to do the right thing.
To Sam
From Freddie
Do you want to come over?
And maybe you could bring the books with you, he thought but decided against sending it. He had enough bruises already.
To Freddie
From Sam
no!
Well. That blew up in his face.
To Sam
From Freddie
Okay.
To Freddie
From Sam
on my way. b ther in 15.
Oh. Good. Maybe... he thought.
To Sam
From Freddie
See you then!
So. Samantha Puckett was coming to his apartment to eat his food and abuse him further. And for some unknown reason - unknown to me, you, the hobos next door or even Freddie himself - he couldn't wait for her to show up.
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