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Chapter 1: cn i cme ovr?

Samantha Puckett was going to be the death of him someday. What with the constant emotional mental and physical assaults it was a miracle Fredward Benson was still alive. And she still hadn't given him back his science books from before iCarly was on Food TV. Wondering why he had even lent them to her in the first place he pulled his phone out of his pocket to text her with a very demanding text message.

To Sam

From Freddie

Would you give me back my science books already?

Okay maybe not that demanding.

To Freddie

From Sam

God ur so winey! ill givem back when im done! K?

Whoa! What happened there?

To Sam

From Freddie

Whoa! Okay! God whats up with you? You seem even more irritable than usual and I didn't think that was even possible!

To Freddie

From Sam

sry jst my mom is being reely annoyin! y wont she jst shut up?

Did Sam just say sorry? No that couldn't be right. He looked at the text again. Yep that's what it said. He decided not to dwell on it.

To Sam

From Freddie

Is she ok?

To Freddie

From Sam

i dunno. some old xbf. bt i cnt tke it anymore!

Freddie decided to do the right thing.

To Sam

From Freddie

Do you want to come over?

And maybe you could bring the books with you, he thought but decided against sending it. He had enough bruises already.

To Freddie

From Sam

no!

Well. That blew up in his face.

To Sam

From Freddie

Okay.

To Freddie

From Sam

on my way. b ther in 15.

Oh. Good. Maybe... he thought.

To Sam

From Freddie

See you then!

So. Samantha Puckett was coming to his apartment to eat his food and abuse him further. And for some unknown reason - unknown to me, you, the hobos next door or even Freddie himself - he couldn't wait for her to show up.

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