Title: Love on the High Seas: "Refresher Time"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
Summary: Salem believes that the crew of the Magnificos needs refresher training, but their Captain, Chris Larabee, disagrees. Can the great Salem change his mind?
Challenge: Anneack's Magnificent Seven Challenge for 5-26-10 to have one or more of the boys cross training in a 100-word drabble
Warnings: Drabble, AU
Word Count: 100
Timeline: This drabble happens after the close of the series.
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"I just don't think the boy needs any cross training. He's been with us for over two hundred years; he knows what he's doing."

"I don't doubt that," Salem assured, his tail swishing to the ship's swaying, "but in two centuries' time, important lessons can be forgotten. You could probably all benefit from some refresher courses."

Chris started to protest, but Salem cut him off. "What spell do you use to defeat Dementors?"

"Patronon." Chris felt movement and touched his gun as Wolverine's claw touched his back.

Salem's green orbs met Chris' upset gaze. "And you'd be dead."

Chris hung his head in defeat.

The End

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