Okay, guys. I haven't updated in a while. And you know what that means!
Erik: No, they probably don't.
Madi: Who invited you here?
Juliet: I did.
Madi: Why?
Juliet: The authoress is writing a sequel to Always Expect the Unexpected, which she will call Take What You Get, And Give Nothing Back.
Madi: I totally stole that line from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Jack: Ye stole me line!
Madi: At least I left your rum alone!
Jack: Well…
Madi: Go away, Jack.
Erik: How in the world did you become a pirate?
Jack: Don't ask me, mate. I just love the sea. The sea and rum. Don't touch me rum. Savvy?
Madi: Go! Or I shall send my Ninja Pirate Vampire Jedi Narnian Battle Force against you! That, and Erik!
Jack: I'm going! *leaves on Black Pearl*
Juliet: What's going on over here? And since when does the story have to do with pirates?
Madi: Since Jack Sparrow decided to show up.
Erik: Why did you decide to name the story that?
Madi: I couldn't think of anything else, okay?
Erik: It deserves something more romantic and exciting.
Madi: Shut up.
Erik: Maybe a famous line from a song.
Madi: Shut up.
Erik: How about Twisted Every Way? It fit's the storyline a bit.
Madi: SHUT UP!
Juliet: I agree with Erik. It sounds good.
Erik: Thank you, mon amour.
Jack: She's a keeper, mate.
Madi: I thought I told you to leave!
Tumnus: I agree with Juliet. It is a nice title.
Erik: What are you doing here? It's bad enough I had to deal with you in The Narnian Phantom Stallion's story, not again!
Madi: Relax. Tumnus isn't in the story. What exactly are you doing here?
Tumnus: Lucy says hello, Erik.
Erik: Tell her that I'll be visiting her soon, goatlegs.
Tumnus: Hey!
Madi: Bye! Tumnus and Jack!
Jack: I'm going!
Tumnus: Good day! *walks through wardrobe into Narnia*
Madi: So, I guess the story is now called Twisted Every Way, thanks to Erik.
Erik: You're welcome.
Madi: One word: sarcasm.
Juliet: Guys!
Madi and Erik: What?
Juliet: Stop fighting! It's making me sad!
Erik: Look what you did!
Madi: Hey! This was your fault!
Juliet: Guys!
Erik: How was it my fault? You started it!
Madi: Did not!
Juliet: Guys?
Erik: Did too!
Madi: Did not!
Erik: Oui!
Madi: Non!
Erik: Oui!
Madi: Non!
Juliet: GUYS!
Madi and Erik: Yes?
Juliet *sighs* See you in the sequel, readers. If they survive…
Madi: Non!
Erik: Oui!
Madi: Non!
Erik: OUI!
Madi: NON!