Okay, guys. I haven't updated in a while. And you know what that means!

Erik: No, they probably don't.

Madi: Who invited you here?

Juliet: I did.

Madi: Why?

Juliet: The authoress is writing a sequel to Always Expect the Unexpected, which she will call Take What You Get, And Give Nothing Back.

Madi: I totally stole that line from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Jack: Ye stole me line!

Madi: At least I left your rum alone!

Jack: Well…

Madi: Go away, Jack.

Erik: How in the world did you become a pirate?

Jack: Don't ask me, mate. I just love the sea. The sea and rum. Don't touch me rum. Savvy?

Madi: Go! Or I shall send my Ninja Pirate Vampire Jedi Narnian Battle Force against you! That, and Erik!

Jack: I'm going! *leaves on Black Pearl*

Juliet: What's going on over here? And since when does the story have to do with pirates?

Madi: Since Jack Sparrow decided to show up.

Erik: Why did you decide to name the story that?

Madi: I couldn't think of anything else, okay?

Erik: It deserves something more romantic and exciting.

Madi: Shut up.

Erik: Maybe a famous line from a song.

Madi: Shut up.

Erik: How about Twisted Every Way? It fit's the storyline a bit.

Madi: SHUT UP!

Juliet: I agree with Erik. It sounds good.

Erik: Thank you, mon amour.

Jack: She's a keeper, mate.

Madi: I thought I told you to leave!

Tumnus: I agree with Juliet. It is a nice title.

Erik: What are you doing here? It's bad enough I had to deal with you in The Narnian Phantom Stallion's story, not again!

Madi: Relax. Tumnus isn't in the story. What exactly are you doing here?

Tumnus: Lucy says hello, Erik.

Erik: Tell her that I'll be visiting her soon, goatlegs.

Tumnus: Hey!

Madi: Bye! Tumnus and Jack!

Jack: I'm going!

Tumnus: Good day! *walks through wardrobe into Narnia*

Madi: So, I guess the story is now called Twisted Every Way, thanks to Erik.

Erik: You're welcome.

Madi: One word: sarcasm.

Juliet: Guys!

Madi and Erik: What?

Juliet: Stop fighting! It's making me sad!

Erik: Look what you did!

Madi: Hey! This was your fault!

Juliet: Guys!

Erik: How was it my fault? You started it!

Madi: Did not!

Juliet: Guys?

Erik: Did too!

Madi: Did not!

Erik: Oui!

Madi: Non!

Erik: Oui!

Madi: Non!

Juliet: GUYS!

Madi and Erik: Yes?

Juliet *sighs* See you in the sequel, readers. If they survive…

Madi: Non!

Erik: Oui!

Madi: Non!

Erik: OUI!

Madi: NON!