This is It! Part Two to Praise My Pants In Which My Girly Bits Flow !

I will not update as often, mainly because this second half was aLOT harder to write, because I just wanted Dave and Gee to get together,and believe me, it took aLOT of restraining NOT to !

So I'll update at least once a week,I'll promise that much :)

This is for all those readers of my previe, PMPIWMGBF...yes,all three of you (har har):

Chaela-laughluuurver

IluvDTLandGeeNicks

DevineOne

(and)

Sapphire

Ok,wow, there was only three of you...how patheticos!

But any ways, I am sure by now you lot are shouting GET ON WITH IT!

So I will

Get on with it (oo-er!) I mean.

Here it is,He Gets It In The End ...chappy 1!

Drum roll please...

Oh, by the way,I don't own Georgia Nicolson,Masimo-Stupid-Scarlotti or Dave the Laugh, and so on...Louise Rennison does !

But the plot is my own :)

"Dave?"

"I'm sorry It's just..I'm happy."

I felt my face go hot and rasied a hand to it, and realized I was crying too.

I kissed him on the lips, and he lip nibbled, then raised my chin up and kissed up and down my neck then he kissed back to my mouth, and we snogged.

We went on like that for it must have been 20 minutes,with hand around my waist the other stroking my hair.

i did moany in his ear and his eyes widen in suprise but he didn't stop snogging moved his head to my neck and kissed up and down it, breathing soflty.I felt my self go all red and melty.

OHMYGODOHMYGOD.

I put my hand under his chin, brought his mouth back to mine and started snogging him again, and even did nip smiled and mid snog said 'i have taught you well."

I said "Shut up and kiss me.' and we started snogging hand trailed under the ocat and my shirt, and up my ran his fingers up and down it was making me very very...well,you know.

I did moany in his ear again and he pulled me even closer,his hands on my bottom now, and I slipped my tongue in his was feeling very..lumpy and it was making my red bottom raise it's er,bottom.I wanted to snog him so badly that it made me moan again and he monaed back,in my ear and sucked it.I felt my legs sort ofd fall under myself but he caught me and rasied my hands to be around his neck and slipped his hands under my dress and onto my bottom and started kisisng me with major tongue action again.

Dimly I had heard the door open a few moments ago but didn't think anything of it until I heard,like through say "Oh my" and Rosie say "I'd say they made up." and Jas say "More like made out."

I tried to step back form him, but I forgot our coats were zipped togehter, and he fell on top of me saying "Oof."

I could feel Dave all,you ,know,lumpy under me.

I smiled up at them and said cheerily "How do you like the party?"

Mum raised an eyebrow "I can see you're enjoying it vey much."

i realized Dave's hands were still in my skirt on my bum,which was raised up so everyone could see where his hands were.

I went beetroot and grabbed the dress and brought it back down,red-faced.

"Dave,get up."

He whispered in my air "That's not a good idea."

I whispered back "Why?" and he looked at me.

that wriggling about and him wearing tight black leather jean,well,it wouldn't leave anything to the imagination.

I smiled at Mum again. "Anything else?" as Dad came outside.

Mum trned around real fast and said loudly "No ,she's not out here either,lets go inside dears." and sort of hered Dad back to the door.

As he went in I heard him say "If she's doing anything I can think of I am going to KILL her."

As soon as the door closed Sven and Rosie grabbed Dave and mine arms and helped us up.

Rosie had a stupid smile on her face.

"What?"

"So when's the wedding?"

I tried to kick her but couldn't reach.I stuck my tonuge out at her instead and they went back to the party,laughing like they are.

Dave said "Here,let me put that tongue to use" and kissed me again.

We wizzed through the snogging scale all the way to above waist activity and then he stopped suddenly.I opened my eyes "Is something wrong?"

He smiled and said 'How long?":

"PARDON me?" I stuttered ands he laughed

"You're I meant was,how long have you known?"

I tried to think back but all the snogging had given me a bit of stupid brain.

"It's always been you.I even tried dating other girls but they were all so dim and dull compared to you.I'm just glad we found you before you did anything stupid with Masimo that you'd regret."

and he hugged me tightly

Uh-oh.

bad girls' hell

Saturday,November 27th

4p

On the way home !

I am soooo happy!

Well, not for the fact I ran away from home to Hamburger-a-go-go Land to be with Masimo, and after doing some very mad viking dancing and yes,even trouser snake dancing,I found out that Masimo was cheating on me so I dumped him, and then a week later my family and all my mates came to mny rescue, thinking Masimo had kidnapped me and,you know,taken advantage of me (because I kind of sort of told them he had)...Masimo-Stupid-Scarlotti...

Where was I before I so rudely interrupted myself?

Oh yes,I am happy because after all that Dave the Laugh came later, and we FINALLY became OSP (That's Official Snogging Partner for you fules out there) and then we snogged for nearly 2 hours straight.

He's sitting next to me,and every few minutes he keeps looking over at me, and grinning.I don't think I've stopped grinning since we've left the ground.

I am soooooooooooo happy.

Dave looked over at me "What are you thinking?"

"How happy I am."

He smiled."I know, me too.I'll be glad when we're home, and we can be,you know,normal."

"Dave,it's me."

He laughed "Oh yea you have a point there."

I shoved him and he grabbed my hands and pulled me to him, and kissed me.

Jas and Tom leaned over from the seat behind us and said 'If you don't stop it we're going to be forced to move."

Dave and I looked at each other, and then we started snogging, with alot of exaggerated-ded tongue action.

Jas said "Erlack." and they stood up and moved to the other .

After Dave pulled back I said 'Since after we broke up."

Dave looked at me "What?"
"You asked me how long ago I knew I ..you know,felt about you, and my answer is ,since we broke up.I just never realized the fisticfuffs at dawn fiasco."

"I've known for a long time, but when you said Stop In The Name of Pants is when I knew for looked right at me when you said it,and I nearly did something stupid."

"Like what?"
He unbuckled his seat belt,leaned over put his hand on the back of my neck and said :"Like this." and snogged me softly.

Gooooood I think I'm melting.

I didn't get too much of a chance to melt,though because Rosie,passing by to go to the loo,looked over at us then called out, so EVERYONE could hear, 'Good Lord, they're still doing it."

Ellen said "I'm glad you guys are,you know, but can you please stop?You're making everyone sick."

I threw my in-flight (what are they after we land? On-land?) headphones at her.

Dave whispered "We can always say we're going to watch a movie and sit in the last four aisles,where no one else is,and dim the lights."

"Ok."

He unbuckled me (ooer!), and we got up and went to the last seats. Mum raised her brow and I said "We're going to watch a movie."

Mum said "Ok,but I'll be in every 30 minutes to check ." and went back to her magazine.

We pulled the curtain around the seats, and sat down.

Dave whispered "Hi."

I whispered "Hi " back and leaned in for a kiss, but Mum called out "I don't hear any movie!"

I put in the loudest movie I could find, about a war,then leaned in to snog.

He put his hand on the side of my face.I leaned in and snogged him made "mm:' sounds and slipped his tonuge in mine,nearly pulling me into his lap.

I leaned on him and he looked at me and said "You sure?"

I nodded and he reclined the seat.

He slid his hands up my back, stroking it, and kissed my neck and ears.I could feel myself go melty.

I nip libbled him and he pulled me ontop of him,directly and said "God"

I whsipered "I know." and snogged him,but then mid-snog he turned into Angus.I pulled back and Agus said,in an Italian accent, "He'll find out,you know."

45 Minutes Later,For Real

Woke with a head was on something soft.I looked up and Dave smiled down at me.

My head was on Dave's shoulder.I smiled back at him and sat up.

So it was just a dream,bloody hell.

Dave looked at me "Alright?' just as Dad ran in,brandishing a hair blower like a sword.I did not even want to know.

"What's wrong?I heard someone scream."

"Calm down,Vati, it's just the movie."

He lowered the dryer."Oh,right,well then,turn down the sound,you'll ruin your ears."

Dave said "Aye,sir" and Dad actually SALUTED and then went out and I looked at each other,then laughed like loons, which we are.

I leaned over him to look out the window "Where are we?"
"The Atlantic."

"Oh."

He smiled "It's an ocean,Gee."

I gave him a look "I knew that" and he laughed.

As I put the curtain thing back down over the window,I knocked a mag down, and bent to get said "Gee, while you're down there.."

I straightened up quickly and shot him a dirty look.

He put on a pouty face "Fine,I'll fasten my own seat belt." What a loon.

As I belted myself back in,Dave said "But seriously,though,I do need to talk something over with you,Gee."

uhoh,he's not going to be an un-laugh is he?

And right when I get my Laughy-laugh?

I hope not.

I smiled "OK"

He took a deep breath "Well,I know Masimo is flash and good-looking and everything,right?"
"Dave, are you on the turn?"

He crossed his eyes at me "Seriously."

"Ok,yes,for a slimy back-snogging bigheaded git,yes I'll say he's not hideously deformed."

" I know you came to America together, and stayed at hotels,and I'm assuming they have beds in them."

"Yes,normally they do."

He didn't smile took a deep looked like he was going to get cry.

"I just...er..I want to God.." He buried his face in his hands.

Ohmygiddygod,he's not crying is he?I put my hand on his shoulder "Dave? Are you alright?"

He took a few shudddery breathes then said ,muffled because he still had his face in his hands,"Did he try to..force himself on you?"
It took me a few seconds to register what he meant."Do you mean did we,er do It ?"

He looked up at wasn't crying,but his face was all red and blotchy."I need to know,Gee.I couldn't,I just couldn't let that git get away with hurting you,I just couldn't" and he punched the seat in front of him. I grabbed his arm "No."

Oh my giddy God trousers,did I just LIE to my boyfriend?

I am going to Bad Girls' Hell now,for sure.

He looked at me,dead on "No?"

Should I tell hin the truth,or not?If I do,he'll kill Masimo and never want to see my again,and won't because he'll be in jail for the rest of his life.

And if I don't...

I can't think of any reason not to lie to him.

Huh.

5 Seconds Later

Only just that he's the one I want and am meant for and I already told him how I feel..and girls are NEVER supposed to do that.I guess I am just gonig have to tell him the..."No."

Damn, my mouth went on answering him with consulting me first !

I was thinking I should really tell him, but then a big smile spread on his face.

Corrrrr he has such a gorgey smile.

He really is The God.

He took my face in his hands and kissed me on the mouth,softly.

When he stopped he opened his eyes,but kept my face in his hands.

He's got big,warm hands.I wonder-is it true,big hands means big...feet?

"I was so worried about you,that he'd make you do something...horrific"

I smiled at him "Don't be daft.I am my my own woman."

He grinned "Yes, you are,that is for sure.".He let go of my face and took my his fingers touched mine it felt like a in a good took my breath away and I shot a look at had the same expression on his face I'm sure I had on mine.

"So,tell me about your it have scary handbag-toting gits?"I felt my whole face and even my neck blush.

No way am I EVER going to tell him THAT dream.

5 Minutes Later

I told him the dream.

I din't tell him all of it, just they were were snogging and then Vati walked in on us.

Dave took it quite well,I sat back and stroked his invisble beard, and only went "Hmmm." for the longest time.

"Well,Dr Laugh?"

"I think you need intensive snog therapy.I'm going to prescribe to you heavy snogging with your handsome boyfriend." and he kissed me.

I kissed back,softly then a bit firmly,but not toothy and he slid his hand up my back and gently stroked it in small made fell all melty and jelloid all 's SUCH a good snogger.I don't know why I didn't realize it I did,unconciously,and kept ended up accidentally snogging him.

The seatbelt was sort of cutting into me so I undid it,Dave doing the leaned over and,looking me deep in the eyes,kissed me on the mouth.

10 Minutes Later

We wizzed through the snogging scale,skipping numbers 1 (holding hands) through 3 (good-night kiss) and did a bit of #4 (kiss lasting over three minutes without taking a breath) and a bit of 5 (kiss with open mouths).

It felt sooooo what's more,my hands sort of fell in place.I mean,I wasn't worrying about where to put my because we've snogged so much any rate, he slid his hands around my waist and pulled me to him.I was practically sitting in his lap (oo-er)!

I leaned up and nip lbbled his ear.

he pulled back and looked at me "You're using my own techniques against me?"

I smiled at him "Yuppers" and kissed him some more.

15 Minutes Later

I have to say,Dave defiently knows how to snog!

He'll run his finger down my neck or on my back while we're snogging,or he have one hand on my leg and the other round my waist, but not in a way like "You belong to me" but sort of like "We belong together' if that makes any sense.

It does.

Trust me.

Dave had one hand on my leg and the other had sort of drifted onto my nunga-nungas when Rosie came and I sort of jumped away from each other, then spontaneously started 're so used to having to hide what er,do, that we just naturally jumped away like fleas on jump pills.

Rosie shook her head "Is all you two going to do the whole way back is snog?"
Dave said "Yes,we've got alot of catching up to please go away."

Rosie shrugged . "Fair enough." then turned round and went out again.

Dave smiled at me.

is ALL boy.

Well,obviously he is, if he was all girl then that would mean I am a lesbian.

And I'm not.

At any rate,Dave smiled and said "Where were we?"

38 Minutes Later

It is sooooo nice having an offical snogging partner.

We talk,we eat,then we snog some 's giving me the major ,I must say,for once it is the General Horn.

And this is saying aLOT.

Dave put down his PBJ and said "What ?"
I looked at him "What what?"
"You looked... someone stuck a hot poker up your bum."
"I just realized,this is the first time I've ever had the General Horn."

"It is for me,right?"

I nodded and he said "That's good then."

He put his arms round my waist, and pulled me closer to him,so we were sitting sideways like scissors,with my legs under his.I was practically in his lap.I pulled back and he flushed :"Er,I didn't mean.."

I said "Errrr,no I just didn't want to er,smash your..uh..sandwhich."

He put his face really really close to mine "Maybe I like it being smashed" in a very low, VAIR sexy voice. I could feel my whole body turn red. Goooooooood.

I was about to snog him when Jas came owling saw me and Dave, noticed how we were sitting, and gve a little scream and covered her eyes.

I said "Jas, calm 're not doing anything."

Jas was beet red,except round her eyes and looked like an embarrassed panda.

i said "Yes,what did you want?"

"I was just,er,checking in..."

"Just because we won't tell you what number we've got to on the snoggnig scale doesn't give you the right to burst in every 5 minutes."

Of course, Jas got all huffy after that and stropped off in her loonaplane.

Dave smiled "So,what's a snogging scale?"

10 Minutes Later

I told Dave all about the snogging scale."So,what's this on the snogging scale?" and hr leaned in and kissed me.

He put his hand cupping my face,then slid them down my neck, to my nunga nungas then down to my made me sort of breathless and I had to stop for a bit.

Dave put his forhead against was out of breath too."You ok?You're shaking."

"I'm ok,bit nippy noodles is all."

"Awww" he scooted me directly alongside him and put his arm round me "Better?"

"A little"

He kissed me,on the cheek,softly. "Better?"

I held up my fingers half a centimeter apart "A little"

He went "Hmmmm" then stood up and took a blanket out of the put it round me then sat down and slid under it next to me and took my hand."How 'bout now?"

I put my head on his 're about the same height so it was vair comfortable .Does this mean we're mean for each other?

I said "Much" and he kissed my forhead.

I could feel and hear his heartbeating .It made me feel very warm and cozy.

"And now?" he asked and he kissed behind my ear

"Much,much better."

He smiled and said "What about -this?" and grabbed my sides and tickled me.I spluttered and jumped away,but he still had ahold of me and so he was on top of me.

He looked at me a long time,stroking my mad hair then he kissed me,with open-mouth.I put the tip of my tonuge in his mouth and hr groaned, which made me have the horn very,very badly.I put my hand on his waist under his 's all muscley and quite scrumboes.

We layed that way for the longest 's got a patch of hair under his navel and everytime I passed over it he breathed in deeply. His lips were on my felt vair nice.I passed over the patch of hair and sort of nip libbled his ear and he pulled me close to him,tight.

Our PANTS were touching.

God God.

His mouth was warm agains my slimy like Whelk ,I can't believe I even let him snog me.

Dave ran his lips up and down my neck and it made me in a good way,like when Angus and Naomi are kept apart.

Besides the whole rubbing-my-bum-on-a-dustbin thing.

Dave pulled a blanket over me and smiled .He was shivering too.

He looked me deep in the eyes "Is this real?Are we really together?"

I smiled at him "If it is a dream,I don't want to-" He put his finger on my mouth,and titled his head.

he whispered "Fake sleep." and he turned so we were laying,facing each other.

Through my half-closed eyes I could see Jas,Rosie,Jools and Ellen poke their heads in and look tiptoed over to was the loudest thing I've ever heard.

Jas said "What do you think?"
Rosie said "Well,it HAS been two must have done something by now."

Jas said "Dave respects Gee too much" and I sort of saw Dave smile.

But then someone,I think it was Tom say,"Unless Gee wants 's got him whipped."

Jools lifted the blanket off us slightly and Rosie whispered "Do they have their PANTS on still?"

Dave sat up,scaring everyone "Of course we have our PANTS on,we're in a wouldn't we?"