26 ways you know you've been watching too much Phineas and Ferb

You know the entire time schedule for the show by now.

You name your pet Perry.

You draw yourself as a Phineas and Ferb character in the space for your name on your homework.

You think a silhouette of a rabbit with a blender looks like your younger brothers.

You revert to a primal mindset when you haven't eaten lunch yet.

You never get hurt whenever you do something reckless.

You dream about Phineas and Ferb.

You think your parents first kissed at a concert, even though they have told you otherwise.

You take your imaginary platypus to an imaginary vet and get a cool imaginary cone for it.

You know every song by heart and can sing every one without thinking.

You hate kids named Thaddeus and Thor because they are just trying to out-do your homies.

You wonder why you don't have a green-haired brother from England.

You ask your parents for permission to build a roller coaster today.

You are a member of every PnF fan site there is.

You are actively a member on the Pnf wiki.

You call the side of the road the yellow sidewalk.

You have purple pants that go up to your armpits, AND THEY ARE YOUR FAVORITE.

You spend 2 hours or more watching it every day.

You call your most annoying sister Candace and believe that one of your brothers is an alien.

You clear your throat before you say nothing, and yes, I do mean nothing.

You are afraid of giant floating baby heads.

You are in love with one of the characters.

You have Fruity Rainbow Flakes for breakfast everyday.

You write a page called, "26 ways you know you've been watching too much Phineas and Ferb."

You recognize all of the episode scene references in this list.

You are reading this right now.