Disclaimer; I don't own characters or sex toys. Maybe one day, though.

Payback

It was Thursday morning in the Great Hall and everyone was hurrying to get to class after breakfast. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were some of those trying to flee. There was a traffic jam at the door and all movement was stopped.

There was the usual pushing and bumping, but still no budge. Hermione and Ron were trying to see what was going on but Harry didn't really care. He and Ron only had to get to classroom eleven.

Suddenly, Harry felt a familiar smack on his ass. He turned to make sure his suspicions were right. He saw a smirking Malfoy with his eyebrow raised and arms crossed. He winked at Harry. Winked at him! Only Draco could make a wink look that sexy and delectable.

Harry and Draco had been hiding their relationship for a while now, and was unaware that PDA's were appropriate.

Harry did, however notice that all the first and second year Hufflepuffs had seen. Harry turned bright red.

He would pay.

It was breakfast time again, only Monday now. Draco was tucking into a bowl of oatmeal and trying to get comfortable. Harry had pounded him pretty hard last night. He could see the green-eyed boy across the Hall. Harry was looking at him too.

Draco hadn't been expecting mail. His parents usually sent him lengthy letters at the end of the week explaining how much they missed him, so he was surprised when he saw the familiar own touch down in front of him.

He had a long thin package and a hot pink envelope. When he took the pack and note, the bird flew away gracefully.

He opened the pink envelope and was shocked. It turned into what looked like a Howler but with rounded lips; it was a female Howler! The Great Hall hushed to listen to it. She said in a voice as loud as a Howler, but as light as a woman, "Hello sir! It seems your lover, Harry Potter, has sent you one of our new products for wizard couples. Please enjoy your new Anus Tickler! Good day and good sex!"

Draco's mouth was hinged open. Everyone was staring at Harry or Draco, or their heads were flicking between both. Harry seemed to not notice.

He just yelled across the Hall, "Do you like it? It's a male vibrator! I got one with the same measurements as me! It's your favorite color, silver!"

As much as Draco wanted to give Harry one of those flesh-melting glares, he couldn't help but smile at him. The thick silence was broken by Draco, who replied, "I love it dear, but I think you will be the first one to try it out." Then, he slipped it into his school bag.

One of the witnesses of the first crime spoke again with, "I knew Harry was top!"

End.