"Ah! Have you been replaced?" The green dinosaur toy thing asked Woody, frightened. A new toy had been placed on Andy's bed, and no one knows what it is...

"Hey, what did I tell you earlier?" Woody stated in front of all his toy friends. "No one is getting replaced. Now..."

"But...what if you've been replaced?" The idiot green thing shouted again.

"I'm not being rep—I just told you that I—"

"OH DEAR GOD, YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED!"

Woody pulled out a toy gun and shot the dinosaur dead in his tracks...apparently they were real toy gun bullets...shut up, it makes sense. Woody blew on the smoking gun and looked around. "Anyone else?" Not a peep...hehe...Bow Peep, peep...alright. Not a peep was heard from the other toys. "Good." He placed the gun away and smiled again. "Now, let's all..." He quickly frowned again, not caring. "Fuck it, I'll just go up and see who the hell it is." Woody climbed up the side of the bed and when he got to the top, he noticed a space suit wearing, Tim Allen-sounding toy standing on the bed. "Oh...shit..." He said as he ducked down a bit.

The space ranger toy looked around and pressed a button on his suit. "Star Command, come in Star Command, do you read me." Silence... "Star Command, do you read me? Why aren't they answering..." He took a look to the right quickly. "HOLY SHIT, MY SHIP!" Buzz ran over and started to mess with the bent wing. "Goddammit, this will take weeks to fix. Someone's going to get a space boot up their ass..."
"HELLO!" Woody said, popping in front of Buzz's helmet, sending him into a spazz attack. "Holy hell, calm down, freak. I was just sayin' hi."

Buzz, meanwhile, had his little toy laser firing full blast at Woody's head, but it had no effect.

"So yeah, welcome or whatever...now get off of my bed, dick." Woody attempted to shove him off, but quickly a new toy landed inbetween them...

The Iron Man toy stood up straight and looked around. "I am Iron Man." He blasted both Woody and Buzz off of the bed. "And there's a new toy in town." His attention immediately went towards little Bow Peep toy nearby. "And ladies, batteries are included."

Bow Peep scoffed and almost hit him with her cane thing. "Yeah right, loser."

"I wasn't talking to you." Iron Man looked down at one of her sheep. "Baa baa, baby."