AN: This is just a silly conversation between Bella and Edward. Enjoy!

EDWARD: Pie is good.

BELLA: Pie tastes like shit.

EDWARD: You communist.

BELLA: What's a commonist?

EDWARD: Communist you blonde bimbo. Think Hitler.

BELLA: Be nice to Jacob!

EDWARD: Who's Jacob?

BELLA: A boyfriend. Ooohhh pretty rock! (picks up rock)

EDWARD: Well if he's your boyfriend then why am I even here. Why I ever loved you. (turns to leave)

BELLA: (playing with the rock) Ouch! (gets cut by rock, drops rock) Oh no blood.

EDWARD: Now I remember. (turns back, becomes sulky self) You're in danger around me. We can't ever be together.

BELLA: But I want you. You sparkle!

EDWARD: (sighs) I knew I should have let the van hit you.

BELLA: You love me and you know it. Kiss it and make it better. (puts still bleeding finger in his face)

EDWARD: (licks finger realizes he wants more then pulls her into passionate kiss)

BELLA: (deepens kiss but Edward pulls away) More, please.

EDWARD: No, I have to go sulk. (turns to leave again)

BELLA: I'll keep my window open. Bye.

EDWARD: (thinking) I won't come tonight. That will show her. Oh what am I saying? Of course I'll come. I can't live without her! (goes to sulk about wanting her but not wanting her)

END

AN: Thank you for reading!