Me: Most of what is written will probably make no sense since i was in a sugar rush when i wrote this :D , ok on with the story

Disclamer: *coughcough*

Me: what?

Disclamer: you forgot something

Me: no I don't think I have

Disclamer: me?

Me: *sigh* I own harry potter!

Disclamer: no you don't, jk rowling does

Me: I hate you

Ron's POV

We were in the common room and I just beat Harry at wizard chest again,"I am victorious!" He rolled his eyes, then stared at somethong behind me. I looked back and saw Fred and George working on something.

"Ron, what do you think they're doing." I tried to guess but you can never really tell with the twins.

"I really don't have a clue, they've been like that ever since our dad took us to the muggle music shop."

Hermione finally looked up from her book," I just hope it not too dangerous." She finally learned from the millions of times she tried , you can't stop them and their pranks.

I grabbed a chocolate frog from my pocket and started to eat it. (A/N: lol I just drank a chocolate moca or watever you call it),"I don't really care aslong as they don't use it on us."

"Come on it's late let's go to sleep," Hermione went to our dorms and went to sleep.

Next day...

"Harry come on we gotta go to breakfast." Harry groaned,but he got up. After we got ready we headed to breakfast. I sat between Hermione and Harry.

As we were eating Fred and George came and sat across fom us."Hey ,guess what, we made a little surprise for the slytherins."

I leaned in and whispered," What did you do?" i heard a flutter of wings, the owls got our mail. He just smiles and pointed at the owls heading towards the slytherin tabel.

I looked as Malfoy opened a small package, a little fuzzy thing came out. It had tiny legs and started to pace in front of him. He looked as confused as me.

Someone next to him spoke up,"It's cute it even matches your eyes." I tried to hold in my laughter. he saw me.

"Well Weasley, at least I don't hang out with a mudblood, and can afford my own things unlike your stupid hand me down sweater."

I was about to speak up when the little fuzzy thing started to sing in some wierd song I never heard before. " I am a superstar with a big, big house and a big, big car. I am a superstar and I don't care who you are."

He looked at the thing, I tried not to laugh, "WHAT THE HELL?"

"I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD! LIFE IS PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR!"

Now everyone was laughing, he tried to walk away but it followed,"SHUT UP!"

"JUST SHUT UP AND DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!"

" I said leave me alone!" He grabbed a waffle and threw it at the fuzzy thing.

"DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES, ya we like waffles,DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES ,ya we like pancakes, DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST,ya we lik french toast,DODODODO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFULL!"

"QUIT FOLLOWING ME!" he cried out

"baby baby baby ohhh"

Harry fell out of his chair and rolling on the floor laughing,hermione was laughing so hard her eyes were watering, Most surprising the headmaster put a spell on the fuzzy thing so the lyrics would appear above . Malfoy was red in the face,"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!"And he stormed out with the fuzzy thing still following him.

"your hot'n your cold your yes and your no your in-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Fred was wiping a tear from his eye,"better than I planned"

I high-fived them,"That was bloody briliant!"

George look at the door and smiled,"We just don't know how to make it stop yet."

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