"Well, this is just pathetic apprentice. You have done less than no work! You have done negative work! Not only is this place a mess, but you have left a trail of literal fruitloops that just go in circles around my house! And here I am, pulling this ghost of an interview show along by my ecto-teeth! Hello? Where are you? Is anyone even there? Honestly, this is by far the worst update you have ever done, and it has been a full year since our last chapter."

Actually it's been a little over a year.

"Ah-ha! There you are!"

Nope.

"Come out and do an interview!

Hello? NOVAK I SWEAR-"

Just thought I'd give everyone a little glimpse of what Vlad has to go through when our interview host is shirking her duties. No worries, he'll never let her completely abandon this show! While I'm here, for the record, I don't own Danny Phantom! See you next chapter!