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Author(Anyone for that matter of fact): Wow the snow is really thick out there…
Annabeth: Isn't it great?
Nico: Why is it snowing?
Luke: Duh! It's Christmas!
Nico: Pah… Christmas… snowing… doesn't make sense- *walks off*
Luke: Oh come on Nico, get into the 'festive spirit' Christmas is the time for putting away old grudges and spending time with friends…
Author: Ugh Luke…
Luke: Yes…
Me: I never thought… You would actually say those words such as: 'festive spirit' and 'putting away old grudges' not to mention 'spending time with friends' since you're like on the Titan's side…
*Kronos appears with a XXXXL sized Christmas fairy lights and tinsel*
Kronos: Anyone got a hammer?
Everyone else: …
It was a nice day at Camp Half-Blood BUT it was snowing, BUT since this is a magical camp… The snowflakes were generally not killer sized nor were they in a great huge blizzard.
The Demigods were excited… Why? Come on it's Christmas!
You would expect it to be quite a party since even Kronos (the evil Titan lord) is decorating the Pits of Tataurus with… well Christmas stuff… and everyone is going on an adrenaline rush…
Luke, Thalia, Nico, Clarisse, Grover, Percy, Annabeth and basically everyone else gathered in the Poseidon cabin.
"What should we do?" Nico asked
"BRRRR!" Moaned Grover, "How about start a Greek fire?"
"Nah it explodes though punk,"
"Right, how about a normal fire?" suggested Annabeth
Everyone agreed it was the best thing Annabeth had come up with.
Percy threw a match in the fire place- and the whole cabin blew up? Nah he's not that bad at aim… So since this is the Poseidon cabin, instead of the old burnt wood smell, the whole cabin smelt of fresh sea breeze… air freshener… from the grocery store… on Olympus.
"Right… what about activities?" asked Nico, "What do they normally do on Christmas Eve anyway?"
"Bake cookies, drink hot chocolate, buy presents, go sle-"
"Whoa hold your horses! Luke! Where do you get all that from? Percy asked
"Duh Seaweed brain, it is common knowledge," Annabeth said, with her grey eyes flashing knowingly.
"Ugh no I keep this in my pocket," Luke said holding up: The Ultimate Guide to a Great Demigod Christmas! "It's the best!"
Nico fainted in disbelief. Everyone else went in a daze for 5 mins.
5mins later…
Thalia was the first to wake up from the daze…
"Hello? Is anyone awake yet?"
No answer. Percy started to snore… Thalia sighed and shocked everyone with electric shocks. This time they all woke up except Nico…
Percy and Thalia sighed; first Percy poured sea water all over Nico- We all know where the water came from right?
Then Thalia shocked Nico.
Nico continued to sleep.
1 min
2min
Finally exasperated Annabeth shouted," Oh my gods! It's free Subway! With extra onion!"
Nico jumped up," Where? Where?"
Everyone else fidgeted nervously. Suddenly somebody knocked on the door.
"I wonder who that could be." said Grover with fake eagerness.
Thalia: Please tell me who that is?
Author: Not telling.
Percy: I know!
Everyone else: You do?
Percy: Yes!
Everyone else: Who?
Percy: If I tell the author would probably kill me…
Luke: If you don't I will kill you…
*gets out Backbiter*
*Everyone else wags finger and says tisk tisk tisk, bad boy*
*Luke hisses in frustration*
Author: Sorry guys you just have to wait till next chapter…