Megz: Welcome to a story made by two unbio-logical twin sisters! ;) I am Megz The Melodious Kitterfly and I have joined up with TheFlurryofMelodiousFlames as ~The Real AkuRoku~ to create a funny yaoi story!

TFoMF: We unfortunately do not own Kingdom Hearts. It would be so dirty if we did. XD

Megz: Damn straight!

TFoMF: Warning! Contains explicit yaoi, swearing and blah blah blah you get the idea!

Megz: Starto! :D


Convos: AkuRoku style!

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HikariXKeys: Heeey Axel :)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Sup Roxas:)

HikariXKeys: Not much, just thinking about you.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Awww you think of me? That's kinda kinky, Rox you know that right?

HikariXKeys: Not as kinky as me being on top of you. ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh wouldn't you like to be there?

HikariXKeys: Yes, I would. And other places too…where it's warmer…I like licking popsicles when its as hot as fire.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Mmmmmm I'd like that. :D Now you're just teasing, baby. That makes daddy very unhappy.

HikariXKeys: Oh, really? I think I could make you very happy. ;)Just so you know, I just took of my shirt. You have no idea how hot it is. I'm sweating so bad.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Mmmmmm I think I might. I bet you look good sitting there in your room shirtless and sweating. Mmmmmm I'm drooling just imagining you...but that's not all you're affecting, if you catch my drift. ;)

HikariXKeys: Is something getting hard for you, Axel?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh, you have no clue how hard it is, Rox. It yearns for your touch.

HikariXKeys: O really? You just wish you were here right now. I'll do it for you then. My hand is grabbing my nipple but all I can feel is you and your heated hands on my body. And the other is going to my pants…

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh I bet your getting a good rubbing then. I found your favourite lube you left at my house. I just might be making it nice and juicy for ya, love.

HikariXKeys: Axel stop teasing! Your hands are so skilled they're just rubbing and tickling.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: O you know you like it when I tease, especially when I'm stroking myself at the same time.

HikariXKeys: I wish I could just taste you now, and make you writhe under me, just like me.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: And using that seductive tone that's oh so soft and slow. Mmmmmm you're rather dominate this evening. It's really suiting you. I want you, Roxas!

HikariXKeys: You're just getting me harder and harder! I want you too! I need you to pound to me! So hard and fast!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh you know I really want to. I love the sound you make when I hit your sweet spot.

HikariXKeys: I can't take it anymore! I need to feel you side me! Stretching and fucking me and making me scream! AXEL!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh, Roxas. So needy. Mmmmmm you don't know how much I wanna see you cum.

HikariXKeys: And see you swallow me down then just keep fucking me.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Fuck, Roxas. Your so tight and warm. Mmmmmm I dun wanna stop.

HikariXKeys: Uh! Axel! I'm so close! Pound me dammit!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh! Ahhhh, ROXAS! Cum with me baby. You know you wanna!

HikariXKeys: AHHHH! Axel! Oh, dear, I seem to be covered in sexy white stuff.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Well will you look at that? You made me very happy, darling!

HikariXKeys: Anything to please you, Axel.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Mmmmmm I hope you enjoyed yourself.

HikariXKeys: O definitely! what about you? So baby, how was your day?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Good actually, how about yours?

HikariXKeys: It was amazing ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: That's good to hear, babe. I was worried it would be boring what with Sora being at Riku's house.

HikariXKeys: Hey Axel guess what?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: What?

HikariXKeys: I love you ^^

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Awww I love you too, Roxy-kins! ^^

HikariXKeys: How would it be boring at Riku's, love?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Well I don't know Sora and Riku sucking face non stop?

HikariXKeys: Maybe so, but I got good blackmail pics of it ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Haha oh I can't wait to see those! ;)

HikariXKeys: The fangirls will be at my mercy.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Ha that's entertainment there.

HikariXKeys: They might even try to get a piece of me. And I might let them. ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Imma have to start kicking fangirls' asses over here, baby. You know I don't like sharing with your fans.

HikariXKeys: A little jealous are we? Just because I'm the sexier one?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh yeah right. Chicks dig red-heads better than blondes. Plus, I like stripping naked for the fans then flipping them off and shouting, "FUCK YA'LL I'M GAY FOR ROXAS, BITCHES!"

HikariXKeys: O really? Your so called fans only cried at your death scene because they felt sorry for me.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Nah, I met a lot of them that were saying, "Oh, Axel you bastard. Why did you have to die. You were my favourite character." No joke. Her name was Alyssia.

HikariXKeys: I thought that was Hazel? Or Walnut? Whoever it was! I still have more fangirls!

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: So? At least I admit I'm gay. You whine and say no, no I'm straight then turn and whisper oh so deliciously: "Axel I love you and am totally gay for you."

HikariXKeys has changed their name.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: WTF Roxas?

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Happy now?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: I like it! :)

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Good. Now every fangirl I know on MSN will be sending me 1000 messages.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Teehee! Awww you'll get more fan mail :D -sniffle- It's so beautiful!

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Axel, I will dump you if you don't quit that right now.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: What did I do?

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Nothing, love.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: :D okay. Mmmmmm, man I wanna cuddle with you so badly, baby.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Me too…I love you, Axel. Got it memorized? ;P

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Awww I love you too. And, yeah I'd say I've got it memorized. You stole my line though and I'll have to punish you later, Roxas! ;)

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Punish me how?

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh I think you know.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Refresh my memory. ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: First I'm gonna tie you to the bed, completely naked, then I'm gonna lick all your sensitive spots. Every last one. And we'll see where it goes from there, love. The rest really depends one your behaviour.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Then I'm going to be a such a bad little boy.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Mmmmmm how bad you gonna be, huh?

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: I'm gonna be so bad that you'll be tied up before you know it.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Oh really now? It sounds like you need a whipping, hun. I'll have to re-find my whip for you. Or I could give you the hardest, fastest, longest you've ever had.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Now the 2nd option sounds like a great plan! ;D

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: You got it baby. Mmmmmm Punishment has never tasted this sweet. I guarantee you'll enjoy yourself.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: If it's you I'll enjoy anything even you teasing my 10 inch and trying to suck me dry.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Mmmmmm I knew you would.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: You're making me drool just by thinking about it.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Then why don't you get your sexy ass over here so we can get started?

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Because I'm on my way to get glomped by fangirls for these pics of SoRiku. Expect lipstick on my face. ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Awww so you'd rather be with fangirls than with me? I'm offended.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: If I could I would be with you every single minute of the day.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Mmmmmm you're tempting me to come kidnap you and lock you up in my bedroom. Or at least beg you to come live with me.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Hmmm…maybe the pics can wait then.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Yes they can.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: OK then, fire monster I'll be right there. I better have some good surprises waiting for me.

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Well there's handcuffs, whipped cream, blindfolds, your favourite lube, and condoms so uh yeah there's fun waiting for you. When ya gonna be here, babe?

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: In the amount of time it takes you to make me cum. ;)

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Good any longer and I might die.

HikariXKeys/Axel, I am totally gay for you in every way: Love you, Axel. xxxx

xXxFlammingFlamerxXx: Love you, too, Roxas xo


Megz: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we do for fun on MSN. XD

TFoMF: We write stories about AkuRoku on MSN for a laugh.

Megz: Cause we are that cool. ;)

TFoMF: Please review, but no Axels! (flames)

Megz: Yeah! We want Demyxs! Or Roxas'. :P

TFoMF: See ya!

~The Real AkuRoku~
~xoxo~