A/N: I uploaded three chapters for three different stories. I'm crazy I know.

Warnings: BoyxBoy love. If you don't like two dudes hooking up you may not want to read. Mature later on.

Disclaimor: I do not own Naruto or anything relating to it. This story and idea is all mine though, so enjoy.

Summary: Naruto planned on getting Sakura under a truth serum. Of course things didn't work out right and now he and Sasuke will pay the consequences. The one person he loves, and the one he hates let all that needs to be aid out, and then some.

Hey there, the name's Naruto Uzumaki, and I, through a series of events, am currently drowning in my own self made predicament.

You see, I got a secret. I know it's not that surprising since every one has skeletons in their closet, but you see mine is sorta different. How you might ask, well, my secret has to do with a girl. Yeah yeah it's not that uncommon either; but, I am in love with her! Shh! Keep this to yourself.

And while I am more than confident about my looks, charm and brai-...well, I am one fine ass mother trucker. But even so, this girl is a bit on the stubborn side. I know she loves me but I don't think she has quite figured that out yet. Tch, women, what can you do right?

So I, being the genu-, amazingly good looking teenager that I am, have come up with the perfect solution to really get the girl of my dreams to confess her undying love and adoration for me. Sounds hard? Well not for this guy!

I mean afterall, they don't call me the 'number one hyperactive knuckle-head of love' for nothing!

...okay well I sort of tampered with the last part of that phrase but who cares! I am going to sweep Sakura Haruno right off her feet!

Sadly, while I reign supreme in the hunky looks department, it doesn't quite cover up the whole thinking parts of my brain. But hey at least I'm motivated enough to try new things and let them unfold as they happen. Ha, I'm really not that smart.

Anyway, you see I really am a sucker for romance, especially when it has to do with my own. For the last three years I've been trying to get my pink aphrodite to notice me, and while I managed to get that far, she doesn't do much else. What I mean is, we talk but we don't quite have that connection. That undeniable spark two people get when they see eachother. Not to say that we don't got a shot because that is far from the truth. The truth being that my little muffin is a little dense herself; which is alright because her beauty makes up for it just like myself.

I wasn't the most beautiful person around, I was short, skinny and well people found me just plain ol'annoying. In the eight grade I made a promise to myself that by freshman year, I would get the entire Konoha High to notice me. Not for being a loud mouth shrimp, but for being a really handsome, tan of a jock. Of course I kept that promise!

I worked out all summer and ate appropiately to gain what muscles I could in two months time. And, thank the heavens, I actually had a growth spurt! Of course I was not much taller than the female class, but by my sophomore years everyone was definetly looking up to me. I'm a junior now, and while I obtained my looks, and joined the basketball team, Sakura Haruno never grew the admiration I had always held my heart out for.

We hang during classes and lunch, but most of the popular kids did. Oh right, I'm pretty popular by the way. But that isn't good enough. While I am pretty popular, he is like on a platinum level of popularity. Totally untouchable according to my peers. Tch, untouchable my ass. I bet your wondering who exactly I'm talking about right? Blah, who am I kidding you and I both know who fits that lonesome category right?

Of course it's none other than Chouji Akimichi. Yup the number one defensive player of our hidden leaf football team!

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Pff...hahahaha! Did I get you? Oh god I love myself. Of course I'm kidding, well only about him being on the platinum list, all the other stuff is true. Plus he's dating the co-captain of the cheerleading squad- she's my boo's best friend and right hand man...er..girl.

Sasuke Uchiha. Yeah, that's the bastards name. If it isn't obvious enough I hate that guy and his blue-ish duck butt hair. His pale skin that makes Edward Cullens sparkly white skin look like coal thrown into the fire. His eyes so dark, calm and collected, so mysterious! His walk care free with elegance, his intelligence rivaling Shikamaru's own.

Ha, I made that last part up myself, Shika is so much smarter, yup! Oh and I'm not gay if your wondering. All that other crap was what I could hear the girls squealing about in the bathroom: the lair of women.

Not that I stand near the bathroom doors listening intently when no one else is around, hoping to hear someone mention my name, namely Sakura Haruno. I mean come on, I'm not some creepy pervert...seriously I'm not!

Anyway what was I saying? Oh right that guy. I've hated him for as long as I could remember. I was a seventh grader when Sasuke Uchiha transferred over to my middle school from Hebi Middle. He didn't talk much, he ignored a lot of the guys and surrounded himself with girls. That stupid hentai! I mean even though he glared at them from time to time, I'm sure he was just playing hard to get. I'll never forgive him for going to the dance with Sakura, yes my pink bubble pop! The audacity of that hunky lowlife!

But you see even he and his girlish manly-ness can't stand in the way of true love!

Now this sort of thinking is what got me into my situation in the first place. You see, I believe in magic. No, that's so not gay! I think if you believe and put all your efforts into something, real magic can come your way...for the convenient price of $14.95 (plus shipping and handleling).

Oh right, by that I mean I bought this book of spells and stuff. It's totally full proof!

You see I was watching TV one day while thinking about the love of my life, as I am sure she was thinking of me- we're connected that way. And this uninteresting commercial ad pops up. It's talking about the usual crappy things marketers and sales people give you when trying to sell any commercial product. Just when I grabbed the remote to change channels however, this white-haired guru looking guy jumps right out of the screen! Okay I'm exaggerating but still this guy, he understood me.

Within seconds he was explaining how his new book 'Everything in Paradise: Master Jiraiya's 100 Spells of Love', was everything I needed. He had a shit load of enchantments being mentioned but my heart nearly skipped a beat when he uttered the words 'Truth Serum'. Sounds like a bunch of whoo-blah you say? I thought so to, until he started his elaborate explanation of how it all works...

I unfortunately don't recall what he really said but!; This jiraiya guy said it had to do with a persons inner force working simultaniously to connect the brain and heart into the same current of chakra and blah blah blah. He used one big word too many, so it has to be good! I really wanted it because once the person consumed the spell, they were obligated to answer any question that was tossed their way, and they had to do so with the utmost honesty.

So I grabbed my cell phone to order this 'one in a life-time opportunity', though I had been caught. My history for buying commercials products was rather large, and so was the bill my dad received every month for it. So I really couldn't blame him when he threatened to take my ramen privileges away for a month if he ever committed the shopping crime again. No girl was worth that punishment.

It took three weeks for delivery but it finally came! Oh how I waited for it!

Now, it arrived late night and I had to wait til morning after school. At least thats what my dad said. Isn't he cute?

I took the damn book with me and skipped my last class of the day and headed for the science room. Why? Well my dad had this period off for planning (more like for reading his porno). Crap, I forgot to mention my dad is the science teacher, he's pretty popular in the whole high school. A bit weird and questionable, but that's Kakashi for ya.

Plus he had a lab perfect for making the serum myself.

The package I had not only came with the book but with the base serum for chakra reformation. You had to buy more to perform spells and enchantments. Each base had enough liquid for three tries. Which, after setting up all the beakers and following the necessary procedures, and failing twice to get the result required; I was sort of thankful for another shot. Seeing how my dad threatened my spending habits from returning.

But it wasn't my fault! I messed up because of Sasuke. That duck butt bastard!

Oh right, I forgot to mention (seriously he gets way ahead of himself) the Uchiha prick was sitting on the table next to me. How did I forget to point that out? He doesn't control my life okay? So what if were sitting alone in my dad's laboratory-acting indifferent to each other's company. Which is quite an improvement seeing how we usually try to kill each other after throwing insults to warm up. Isn't high school rivalry grand?

He kept looking at me I swear! That's why I messed up the experiment, my hands wouldn't stop shaking...no I wasn't nervous! I was shaking with uhm...anger...yeah Sasuke always ticks me off! Him and his pretty face are always mocking me.

So it was my last try to get this whole thing right. I added all the mixtures with the final touch awaiting. I breathed deeply. The mixture had to turn a neon pink, sort of appropriate for my hunnie bun sugar plum(1).

I grabbed another piece of pink strand out of my tiny container and held it above the beaker. It's not really important how I got a piece of Sakura's hair; it was for the greater good. I made sure to pray profusely for this to work, and with a shaky breathe, I let go of the pink strand into the mixture, my blue eyes felt like they were going to pop out at any minute if I stared any harder.

When it landed and sunk into the serum nothing happened. I mean nothing. I know, devastating right? I felt like I put my whole soul into this and it just rejected me mercilessly. Love can really suck.

While I dejectedly mourned over my unresponsive pot of love, I noticed Sasuke get up from his seat. It seemed like he was done studying. How did I know he was studying in the first place when I ignored him all this time? Well that's...you people annoy me (seriously, give a blond a break).

I know he was going to pass near me soon, he always returned his crap to the proper places, which belonged right behind where I sat. Go figure. I leaned forward to cover my mischief work; can't let the Uchiha see what I was up to.

My eyes strained closely over the beaker. My chin rested against the rectangular table's cool surface. I bit my cheek to keep myself from glancing over at him as he drew nearer. I was about to close my eyes when a strange tint of brightness washed over my face; at that, my eyes widened tremendously as I noticed finally what that light meant.

The neon pink! I guess it may take some time to change color because it finally did just that.

I couldn't contain my overwhelming sense of accomplishment (literally). I jumped out of my seat screaming, 'I did it!'

Of course I didn't think my timing would be so horrible. After jumping up quickly my chair knocked someone over, namely the duck butt bastard. I heard him grunt and looked back in time to see him fall back against the book case while trying to latch onto something for balance. Instead, he grabbed a book and slipped. His eyes closed and his leg flew swiftly up kicking me in the face. Yes, IN THE FACE! I fell forward my eyes fully open and looking horridly at my hand that was also flying...that was also holding the serum's container. It was seriously all in slow motion. It slipped out of my hand upward and I tried to reach for it yelling dramatically 'Noooooooo' (in slow motion remember?).

In the end I hit my head against something really hard. Oh right, Sasuke's head. He grunted again and I opened my eyes after the impact. I was laying on top of him. Yeah, like right on top of him. Our bodies seemingly molded together perfectly as I stared disbelievingly at him and his currently damped face. Wait..his face was wet. I blinked as small droplets from my own damped hair landed on his nose. He shoved me off quickly and began to yell.

"Idiot! What the fuck's your problem?" He wiped his mouth and his face contorted inward as if he had tasted something bitter. I looked panicky at the now broken container.

"Gah! Look what you made me do Sasuke!" I huffed, pointing an accusing finger at the raven, "You owe me $14.95 plus shipping and handleling!" And as usual he gave me that you-are-such-a-stupid-dick look.

"Your bleeding you moron." I was about to yell something when I noticed he was telling the truth. My hand that was profusely pointing the Uchiha down, was seeping blood.

"Oh my God," my eyes widened, "I'm bleeding?"

I turned quickly away from the seemingly frightened pretty boy.

"Daddy Sasuke bit me and I'm bleeding!" I ran to Kakashi even though he was already holding a first aid kit. He apparently took the time to look up from his novel after the crash and saw I was indeed bleeding.

"Come here you, and I saw what happened. Don't start arguing with Sasuke in my classroom and while I'm here okay?" I mumbled something that Kakashi never heard, and watched as Sasuke picked up the book he dropped and started walking down the isle.

"Are you okay Sasuke?" I heard my father ask as the Uchiha boy pulled his hair back, letting more water drip down his already matted black T-shirt.

"I'll live." He scoffed, clearly indicating I was being a baby and overly dramatic.

You see that is the problem with pretty people, they are so...ugh! Right? What I'm no different? That's not true! I'm hot, hunky, and handsome. Therefore I do not qualify for the stupid things that that bastard does.

"Am I gonna live Papa?" My eyes watered as he rolled his eyes, not showing he was in the mood for my banter.

"Just go home." I sniffed and nodded. I turned around to leave but he gripped my shoulder.

"What?"

"After you clean this mess I mean."

"B-b-but it was Sasuke's fault!"

"And now it's your problem, now hurry up so we can go home."

He turned back to his desk while I stood there dumbfounded; My left eye twitched and my jaw ached from how tightly I clenched my teeth.

"Damn you Sasuke!"

With all the craziness that happend that day, I didn't think things could get much worse. Of course I was wrong; in fact, when I woke up the next day, things got hella worse. And that takes me to where I am now. At school arguing with none other than the Uchiha bastard and in the midst of it all, I managed to yell.

"It's because you are too pretty!"

"You think I'm pretty?"

"Of course!"

And for some other reason, I couldn't stop myself from answering the truth.

A/N: Well the ending was sorta a sneak preview of how the next chapter's going to go. Promise it'll have more humor and such next time; I just wanted to set up the story this way. Hopefully you all enjoyed it. I wrote this over three times! So it's kind of rushed but well, here it is.

Review or Naruto and Sasuke will never be together! D: