With Sparkle On The Edges.
Author: Stoplight.
Summary: All that staring is going to scare her. [ficlet]
Pairings: Implied Wally/Blonde with Hoagie.
Words: 258
Track: She's the Blade - Sugarcult.

This, Hoagie thought as leafy-green optics flickered across the classroom to glance at pretty blonde for another time [in a extremely long list of previous stolen looks]; was hilarious. The Australian was caught in her gravity, tumbling and twisting to get an ounce of her attention. Blonde with The Face – as Hoagie still called her out of habit even after learning her given name – had been denying him a whole month of face-first trips down a flight of stairs.

And it was driving Wally so very insane in a way so very different from the usual Ihateyousodamnmuch way.

Stifling a snicker as teenage Numbuh Four let his gaze dart back to her just in time to see the sunshine-haired vixen brush a silky strand of her layered bob behind her ear, Hoagie snatched a sparkly pen from the desk of a nearby cheerleader. Giving her an apologetic wink that made her snarl at him in disgust, he wrenched a sheet of paper from his math notebook.

Guess Blonde is gonna need to make a call for an restraining order, huh?

Folding the note with expert fingers, the pilot aimed for his the back of his best friend's head. This would come back to hurt him later – when Wally decided he wanted to bring down in an headlock and attempt to break all his fingers – but watching the combat expert mold into spluttering goo with an embarrassed scowl. . .

. . . it was so worth it.

A/N: Mr. Gilligan seems out of character to me, again.

Wally/Kuki is my otp for Codename: Kids Next Door, but Wally/Blonde is utterly glorious.

-Kati.

KND © Mr. Warburton,