Blah blah blah i own NORANEKO, okie? not mondo or rockna. Blah.
At Pokemegan's request, I'm putting Prince Eccentro back in there. So whee.
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It was two days since she had gone to the Mon World. Noraneko really didn't understand all of this. How she could have been transported there and why Mondo and Rockna could go.
"Ms. Tokuna?" The teacher called. Nora looked up, chewing her pencil.
"Err...yes?"
"What is the answer to number four?" she asked.
"Ummmm...the Solar System?" Nora sweatdropped.
"The SOLAR SYSTEM is the square root of 287?!"
"Err...um..."
All of the sudden, out of nowhere, the siren thingy went off. Noraneko's eyes widened. Mondo jumped up and grabbed Nora's and Rockna's hands, and ran out of the door.
"Won't she get a little suspicious of us leaving like this?" Nora said, running.
"Nah, we do it all the time. The Prof. covers for us..." Mondo answered, also running.
When they reached the house, Mondo and Rockna commenced jumping in the hole. (A/N: WHEEE! i'm a lil' hyper.) Nora hesitated, then grabbed a pillow from the couch. She jumped in as well. Their clothes changed, and Nora hit the wall. Luckily she was prepared, and she slid down on the pillow softly as she had hit it.
"Temporary problem solver!" Nora said, smiling dorkily.
"Uh huh..." Mondo and Rockna said, with the funny line eyes.
"Okay! Let's hit the road!" Mondo said.
"So, we're going to the Fire realm!" Rockna said. They flew up and hit the teleporty thingy in the sky. (A/N: Boy am I edu-ma-cated!) Rockna exited to the correct place and landed beside an active volcano. Nora started freaking out.
"We'regonnadiewe'regonnadiewe'regonnadieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" she screeched, pacing quickly with her arms flailing.
"RELAX!!!! THIS VOLCANO HAS ALWAYS BEEN ACTIVE AND I KNOW THE WAY THE LAVA FLOWS!!!" Rockna huffed. Nora stopped immediately.
"Oh." They proceeded walking out of the ship and got up on their flying thingy. (A/N: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS THINGY IS!!")
"Soooo, are we out for a monster item?" Nora asked, sitting on the tail thingy. (A/N: How many times am I going to say THINGY?! So far I think 5 or 6...)
"I hope so, sometimes the siren picks up a false signal. We never know until we find it.." Mondo told her.
"BOK BOCKOK BOOOOOK!" said the chicken thin- AHEM- contrapment. It spit out a card.
"The archangel guys! (A/N: I forgot their actual name...is this even the right realm??)" Rockna said.
"Archangel guys? What archangel guys?" Nora said, looking around. Mondo swung the flying mini-ship around and went across some lava rocks. At the end of the rock pile they found a lot of...Archangel guys!
"Eeeee..." said Nora. Obviously she must have thought they were hot. (A/N: No, not cuz they're in the fire realm...)
Mondo and Rockna looked back at Nora to see her drooling on herself. Rockna got red eyes.
"WE'RE NOT HERE TO OGLE THESE MALE WARRIORS. WE'RE HERE TO GET A MONSTER ITEM!"
Nora snapped out of her trance.
"Um, I didn't hear you Rockna. What was that you said?"
"GRRRRRRRRR..." Rockna huffed again. Lovestar fell off of her shoulder.
Mondo flew down to them.
"Excuse me, but do you have a monster item?" he asked them.
"Well, we do have this mirror thing that we found all cracked up. We put a new slab of glass in it. We've never used it though, because we've never had any use for it. You can have it if you want it..." this one spiky blue haired archangel dude said. Nora drooled on herself. Then she held out her hand and took the mirror.
"Wait...Mondo, isn't that the Mirror of Lies?" Rockna asked him.
"It sure looks like it, doesn't it..." he said, examining it.
'Wow...I sure look different in this mirror...I should get Mondo to look in it...and Rockna too, I wonder what they look like...' Nora thought to herself. In the mirror she resembled a catlike person. She took it up to Mondo.
"Look in this mirror! It makes ya look all different like," Nora told him. 'I wonder what Mondo would look like if he was a hot archangel dude...' Nora thought. When she looked back at Mondo, he had gotten older and hotter, with black angel wings.
"AAAIEEEE!!!!" Nora screeched. "You're an archangel dude!!"
"I....wow! I am aren't I? This is pretty cool. Being older like this means I can drive legally!"
"And you'd NOT get pulled over with ANGEL WINGS?!" Rockna had funny line eyes.
"Well, I guess this IS the mirror of lies. Great, how are we going to fix this?" Mondo said. Rockna took it from him.
"Break it!" She was about to slam it on the ground, but Nora grabbed it before she could.
"We could use this to our advantage...just wait 'til Gluko and Batch get here..."
Out of nowhere they appeared, as if on cue. But there was someone else coming from the ship when they landed.
Mondo and Rockna jumped 10 feet into the air, their hair on end.
"PRINCE ECCENTRO?!" They said at the same time.
"That's right! I have come back from my brief hiatus! Boy was it nice to get away from it all! But....then Batch called me and said Rockna had lost the monster items. So, I came back! But wouldn'tcha know the airlines were backed up. Then I..."
Prince Eccentro went on and on and on. The Mon Colle Knights started to back up, trying to get away, but as they were turning the corner, Gluko screamed.
"THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!!!" Batch snapped out of it, as did Eccentro. Nora shrieked, pointed the mirror at Batch, and said in her mind: 'I wish that Batch was only 2 years old and HARMLESS!'
When she looked back up, Batch was wittle and KAWAII!!!! (A/N: couldn't help it!!!!) She walked the way little kids walked, and went up to Gluko.
"Pick up."
"Huh???"
"PICK UP." She put her wittle kawaii arms forward.
"What...?"
"PIIIIICK...UUUUP!!!!!" Batch screamed and cried.
"Aiiieee!!! Okay!!!" she said, commencing picking her up. Eccentro pretty much exploded.
"WHAT THE?! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! WHAT HAPPENED TO BATCH?! BATCH?! BAATTTCCHH!!!!! NOW I'M STUCK WITH GLUKO! WHAT WORK AM I GOING TO GET DONE NOW?! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CHANGE DIAPERS FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS!"
Gluko laughed. "Peek-a-boo!" she put her hand over her eyes.
"Yay!!!" Batch said.
Mondo, Rockna and Noraneko were rolling on the ground laughing.
"Good one Nora!" Rockna said. Nora gleamed, because she had never been complimented by Rockna before.
"Yeah! Good thinking!" Mondo said. He fell on Rockna, who fell on Noraneko, and they all started laughing again.
"HEY! THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!" Eccentro yelled, looking at the Mon Colle Knights.
They looked up, crying from laughter. Rockna grabbed the mirror and pointed it at Eccentro.
'I wish that Eccentro was a teenage drag queen who likes boy bands!'
When she looked up, Eccentro was wearing a green sequiny dress and his hair was up in a bun, and he held a "Teen Squeal" magazine. On the front of the magazine was *Nsync and the Backstreet Boys.
"Oh I want to marry Nick Carter!!! No, Justin Timberlake!!! SQUEEEEE!!" (A/N: I think boy bands are uuuugggllllyyy...!!!)
Once again Rockna, Nora and Mondo were laughing. Mondo was still an archangel guy.
"Okay, Mondo! Your turn! Do something to Gluko!"
Mondo thought,'I wish that Gluko was um...a purple sloth...that sang showtunes!'
When he looked up Gluko was a sloth, crawling up Eccentro's hairy pantyhosed leg singing the song from "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."
Again they laughed. Batch picked up the mirror while they rolled on the floor laughing.
Batch thought,'TELETUBBIES TELETUBBIES TELLLLEEEETUUUBBBIIIEEEEESSS!!!'
When she looked up, Mondo, Rockna, and Nora were Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, and Po. (A/N: sad to know that I know the names of the teletubbies but I have a lil cousin that luvs em.)
Tinky-Winky (Mondo) looked at Po (Noraneko).
"Tinky-Winky Tinky-Winky!!!" Translation: Nooo!!! I'm the gay one! "Po!!! HEHEHE!" I know...I'm the communist... Then, Laa-Laa looked at the two. "Laa-Laa LAAAAAAA LAAAAA!" No...this is all Batch's fault...now, Nora pick it up and wish for us to be normal! "PO....PO!" But, I'll still be this way!
Batch was jumping up and down and being all giggly. Po/Nora sighed and wished for them to change...'I wish that Mondo was ultra super mega hot and that Rockna was ultra super mega ugly...'
When she looked up, she drooled on herself as the Teletubbie. She handed Mondo the mirror and he pointed it to her.
'I wish that Noraneko was what her name really translates to!' When he looked up, she was a small tattered alleycat.
"Meow?" Nora purred.
"Ooooh! Look at it! Couldja die?!" Eccentrina giggled. Batch picked her up like all little kids pick cats up, all spread out, and brought it to Gluko.
"Remember me to herald squaaaaare!!!" Gluko the sloth sang to Nora and Chibi Batch.
Rockna looked worse than Quasimodo.
"NOOOOORA....oh NOOORAAAA..." she said, hunchbacklike. She picked up Nora and threw her near a pit of lava.
Eccentrina grabbed the mirror this time.
'I wish Mondo was Nick Carter and the ugly guy/girl/thing was Justin Timberlake!'
When he/she looked up, they were the boy band leaders.
"Rockna!!! You're a freaky guy!" Nick/Mondo said.
"AAH! MONDO YOU'VE DEVOLVED TO THAT UGLY BEING!" Justin/Rockna said.
Nora had walked back to the people.
"Meeeyaaahahaha!!" Nora laughed kittylike.
Gluko finally had her little slothy paws on the mirror.
'I wish that Everyone were the entire cast of Cats!'
When she looked up, everyone was clothed like the Cats performers.
"Rom Tom Tugger, he's a curious cat!" (A/N: that's right, isn't it?) Sang everyone to Eccentro.
Nora picked it up again.
'I wish that everyone was um...rapping the Barney song!'
Everyone had changed back to normal, but they were all wearing backwards caps. Nora was still a cat-like creature from the cast of Cats.
"I-uh-uh-I...looove...looove...who? loooove...you..." Gluko rapped.
"You-uh-uh-you....lulululuv...meeheeeee!" Batch rapped along.
"Wha-here...a haaazappy fazamily!" Rockna joined in.
Mondo freaked out. He grabbed the mirror and pointed it at everyone again.
'I wish that only the Mon Colle Knights were normal, and that Nora knows to change me back! uh-u-uh-huh..'
Nora snatched the mirror and pointed it at Mondo which changed him back.
"Okay you guys...what's the sentence for them??" Rockna pointed at the barney song rappers.
"Okay, Rockna gets Batch, and I get Eccentro, and Nora, you get Gluko."
Rockna got the mirror.
'I wish that Batch acted and thought just like Gluko.'
Mondo got the mirror.
'I wish that Eccentro was Boy George.'
Nora got the mirror.
'I wish that Gluko acts like Britney Spears but makes her songs about Cheese and Radium.'
Then, the 3 Mon Colle Knights kept the mirror and hopped upon the mini- ship. They hovered for a bit to watch.
"Hmm...Wow! Look, she's singing!" Batch said airheadedly. "And so is he! Wow!"
"Do you really want to. Hurt. Me...? Do you really want to make. Me. Cry...?" Eccentro sang.
"I'm a slaaaaaaaave for Monterey Jack cheese! I can't deny it, I'm not trying to fry it!"
The Mon Colle Knights laughed as they flew back to the spaceship.
*****
Whee! That sure was fun to write! I hope you like it as much as I liked writing it! Yay! Please review! Thankies!
At Pokemegan's request, I'm putting Prince Eccentro back in there. So whee.
*****
It was two days since she had gone to the Mon World. Noraneko really didn't understand all of this. How she could have been transported there and why Mondo and Rockna could go.
"Ms. Tokuna?" The teacher called. Nora looked up, chewing her pencil.
"Err...yes?"
"What is the answer to number four?" she asked.
"Ummmm...the Solar System?" Nora sweatdropped.
"The SOLAR SYSTEM is the square root of 287?!"
"Err...um..."
All of the sudden, out of nowhere, the siren thingy went off. Noraneko's eyes widened. Mondo jumped up and grabbed Nora's and Rockna's hands, and ran out of the door.
"Won't she get a little suspicious of us leaving like this?" Nora said, running.
"Nah, we do it all the time. The Prof. covers for us..." Mondo answered, also running.
When they reached the house, Mondo and Rockna commenced jumping in the hole. (A/N: WHEEE! i'm a lil' hyper.) Nora hesitated, then grabbed a pillow from the couch. She jumped in as well. Their clothes changed, and Nora hit the wall. Luckily she was prepared, and she slid down on the pillow softly as she had hit it.
"Temporary problem solver!" Nora said, smiling dorkily.
"Uh huh..." Mondo and Rockna said, with the funny line eyes.
"Okay! Let's hit the road!" Mondo said.
"So, we're going to the Fire realm!" Rockna said. They flew up and hit the teleporty thingy in the sky. (A/N: Boy am I edu-ma-cated!) Rockna exited to the correct place and landed beside an active volcano. Nora started freaking out.
"We'regonnadiewe'regonnadiewe'regonnadieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" she screeched, pacing quickly with her arms flailing.
"RELAX!!!! THIS VOLCANO HAS ALWAYS BEEN ACTIVE AND I KNOW THE WAY THE LAVA FLOWS!!!" Rockna huffed. Nora stopped immediately.
"Oh." They proceeded walking out of the ship and got up on their flying thingy. (A/N: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS THINGY IS!!")
"Soooo, are we out for a monster item?" Nora asked, sitting on the tail thingy. (A/N: How many times am I going to say THINGY?! So far I think 5 or 6...)
"I hope so, sometimes the siren picks up a false signal. We never know until we find it.." Mondo told her.
"BOK BOCKOK BOOOOOK!" said the chicken thin- AHEM- contrapment. It spit out a card.
"The archangel guys! (A/N: I forgot their actual name...is this even the right realm??)" Rockna said.
"Archangel guys? What archangel guys?" Nora said, looking around. Mondo swung the flying mini-ship around and went across some lava rocks. At the end of the rock pile they found a lot of...Archangel guys!
"Eeeee..." said Nora. Obviously she must have thought they were hot. (A/N: No, not cuz they're in the fire realm...)
Mondo and Rockna looked back at Nora to see her drooling on herself. Rockna got red eyes.
"WE'RE NOT HERE TO OGLE THESE MALE WARRIORS. WE'RE HERE TO GET A MONSTER ITEM!"
Nora snapped out of her trance.
"Um, I didn't hear you Rockna. What was that you said?"
"GRRRRRRRRR..." Rockna huffed again. Lovestar fell off of her shoulder.
Mondo flew down to them.
"Excuse me, but do you have a monster item?" he asked them.
"Well, we do have this mirror thing that we found all cracked up. We put a new slab of glass in it. We've never used it though, because we've never had any use for it. You can have it if you want it..." this one spiky blue haired archangel dude said. Nora drooled on herself. Then she held out her hand and took the mirror.
"Wait...Mondo, isn't that the Mirror of Lies?" Rockna asked him.
"It sure looks like it, doesn't it..." he said, examining it.
'Wow...I sure look different in this mirror...I should get Mondo to look in it...and Rockna too, I wonder what they look like...' Nora thought to herself. In the mirror she resembled a catlike person. She took it up to Mondo.
"Look in this mirror! It makes ya look all different like," Nora told him. 'I wonder what Mondo would look like if he was a hot archangel dude...' Nora thought. When she looked back at Mondo, he had gotten older and hotter, with black angel wings.
"AAAIEEEE!!!!" Nora screeched. "You're an archangel dude!!"
"I....wow! I am aren't I? This is pretty cool. Being older like this means I can drive legally!"
"And you'd NOT get pulled over with ANGEL WINGS?!" Rockna had funny line eyes.
"Well, I guess this IS the mirror of lies. Great, how are we going to fix this?" Mondo said. Rockna took it from him.
"Break it!" She was about to slam it on the ground, but Nora grabbed it before she could.
"We could use this to our advantage...just wait 'til Gluko and Batch get here..."
Out of nowhere they appeared, as if on cue. But there was someone else coming from the ship when they landed.
Mondo and Rockna jumped 10 feet into the air, their hair on end.
"PRINCE ECCENTRO?!" They said at the same time.
"That's right! I have come back from my brief hiatus! Boy was it nice to get away from it all! But....then Batch called me and said Rockna had lost the monster items. So, I came back! But wouldn'tcha know the airlines were backed up. Then I..."
Prince Eccentro went on and on and on. The Mon Colle Knights started to back up, trying to get away, but as they were turning the corner, Gluko screamed.
"THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!!!" Batch snapped out of it, as did Eccentro. Nora shrieked, pointed the mirror at Batch, and said in her mind: 'I wish that Batch was only 2 years old and HARMLESS!'
When she looked back up, Batch was wittle and KAWAII!!!! (A/N: couldn't help it!!!!) She walked the way little kids walked, and went up to Gluko.
"Pick up."
"Huh???"
"PICK UP." She put her wittle kawaii arms forward.
"What...?"
"PIIIIICK...UUUUP!!!!!" Batch screamed and cried.
"Aiiieee!!! Okay!!!" she said, commencing picking her up. Eccentro pretty much exploded.
"WHAT THE?! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! WHAT HAPPENED TO BATCH?! BATCH?! BAATTTCCHH!!!!! NOW I'M STUCK WITH GLUKO! WHAT WORK AM I GOING TO GET DONE NOW?! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO CHANGE DIAPERS FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS!"
Gluko laughed. "Peek-a-boo!" she put her hand over her eyes.
"Yay!!!" Batch said.
Mondo, Rockna and Noraneko were rolling on the ground laughing.
"Good one Nora!" Rockna said. Nora gleamed, because she had never been complimented by Rockna before.
"Yeah! Good thinking!" Mondo said. He fell on Rockna, who fell on Noraneko, and they all started laughing again.
"HEY! THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!" Eccentro yelled, looking at the Mon Colle Knights.
They looked up, crying from laughter. Rockna grabbed the mirror and pointed it at Eccentro.
'I wish that Eccentro was a teenage drag queen who likes boy bands!'
When she looked up, Eccentro was wearing a green sequiny dress and his hair was up in a bun, and he held a "Teen Squeal" magazine. On the front of the magazine was *Nsync and the Backstreet Boys.
"Oh I want to marry Nick Carter!!! No, Justin Timberlake!!! SQUEEEEE!!" (A/N: I think boy bands are uuuugggllllyyy...!!!)
Once again Rockna, Nora and Mondo were laughing. Mondo was still an archangel guy.
"Okay, Mondo! Your turn! Do something to Gluko!"
Mondo thought,'I wish that Gluko was um...a purple sloth...that sang showtunes!'
When he looked up Gluko was a sloth, crawling up Eccentro's hairy pantyhosed leg singing the song from "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."
Again they laughed. Batch picked up the mirror while they rolled on the floor laughing.
Batch thought,'TELETUBBIES TELETUBBIES TELLLLEEEETUUUBBBIIIEEEEESSS!!!'
When she looked up, Mondo, Rockna, and Nora were Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, and Po. (A/N: sad to know that I know the names of the teletubbies but I have a lil cousin that luvs em.)
Tinky-Winky (Mondo) looked at Po (Noraneko).
"Tinky-Winky Tinky-Winky!!!" Translation: Nooo!!! I'm the gay one! "Po!!! HEHEHE!" I know...I'm the communist... Then, Laa-Laa looked at the two. "Laa-Laa LAAAAAAA LAAAAA!" No...this is all Batch's fault...now, Nora pick it up and wish for us to be normal! "PO....PO!" But, I'll still be this way!
Batch was jumping up and down and being all giggly. Po/Nora sighed and wished for them to change...'I wish that Mondo was ultra super mega hot and that Rockna was ultra super mega ugly...'
When she looked up, she drooled on herself as the Teletubbie. She handed Mondo the mirror and he pointed it to her.
'I wish that Noraneko was what her name really translates to!' When he looked up, she was a small tattered alleycat.
"Meow?" Nora purred.
"Ooooh! Look at it! Couldja die?!" Eccentrina giggled. Batch picked her up like all little kids pick cats up, all spread out, and brought it to Gluko.
"Remember me to herald squaaaaare!!!" Gluko the sloth sang to Nora and Chibi Batch.
Rockna looked worse than Quasimodo.
"NOOOOORA....oh NOOORAAAA..." she said, hunchbacklike. She picked up Nora and threw her near a pit of lava.
Eccentrina grabbed the mirror this time.
'I wish Mondo was Nick Carter and the ugly guy/girl/thing was Justin Timberlake!'
When he/she looked up, they were the boy band leaders.
"Rockna!!! You're a freaky guy!" Nick/Mondo said.
"AAH! MONDO YOU'VE DEVOLVED TO THAT UGLY BEING!" Justin/Rockna said.
Nora had walked back to the people.
"Meeeyaaahahaha!!" Nora laughed kittylike.
Gluko finally had her little slothy paws on the mirror.
'I wish that Everyone were the entire cast of Cats!'
When she looked up, everyone was clothed like the Cats performers.
"Rom Tom Tugger, he's a curious cat!" (A/N: that's right, isn't it?) Sang everyone to Eccentro.
Nora picked it up again.
'I wish that everyone was um...rapping the Barney song!'
Everyone had changed back to normal, but they were all wearing backwards caps. Nora was still a cat-like creature from the cast of Cats.
"I-uh-uh-I...looove...looove...who? loooove...you..." Gluko rapped.
"You-uh-uh-you....lulululuv...meeheeeee!" Batch rapped along.
"Wha-here...a haaazappy fazamily!" Rockna joined in.
Mondo freaked out. He grabbed the mirror and pointed it at everyone again.
'I wish that only the Mon Colle Knights were normal, and that Nora knows to change me back! uh-u-uh-huh..'
Nora snatched the mirror and pointed it at Mondo which changed him back.
"Okay you guys...what's the sentence for them??" Rockna pointed at the barney song rappers.
"Okay, Rockna gets Batch, and I get Eccentro, and Nora, you get Gluko."
Rockna got the mirror.
'I wish that Batch acted and thought just like Gluko.'
Mondo got the mirror.
'I wish that Eccentro was Boy George.'
Nora got the mirror.
'I wish that Gluko acts like Britney Spears but makes her songs about Cheese and Radium.'
Then, the 3 Mon Colle Knights kept the mirror and hopped upon the mini- ship. They hovered for a bit to watch.
"Hmm...Wow! Look, she's singing!" Batch said airheadedly. "And so is he! Wow!"
"Do you really want to. Hurt. Me...? Do you really want to make. Me. Cry...?" Eccentro sang.
"I'm a slaaaaaaaave for Monterey Jack cheese! I can't deny it, I'm not trying to fry it!"
The Mon Colle Knights laughed as they flew back to the spaceship.
*****
Whee! That sure was fun to write! I hope you like it as much as I liked writing it! Yay! Please review! Thankies!