Because I'm bored and need something stupid and funny. Don't judge me! I just needed stupidity! And some Kurt/Finn lovin'! Also, all typos are on purpose. Enjoy!
New Directions Chat Room
Gold_Star: Fellow glee club members, it has come to my attention that outside of the choir room, we do very little planning or practicing. Therefore, I suggest we all use this lovely chat room set up for us by Artie to discuss our set list for Sectionals next year.
TechnicolorZebraGrrl: Oh hellz no. It's summer vacation.
Gold_Star: All the more reason to start now! We HAVE to beat vocal adrenaline this year!
MrCellophane: Honestly, Rachel, calm down. We are more talented, more determined, and, for the most part, better looking.
Frankenteen: I don't get this thing…how do I work this…
MrCellophane: Finn, sweetie, you already figured it out.
Frankenteen: I still don't get what it is.
MrCellophane: Just go play your video games and don't worry about it.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: hey guyz we shuld get 2gether b4 evryone leaves for vacation
Gold_Star: Wonderful idea, Tina! I am willing to open my house to a party tonight.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: cool, me and Artie will bring muzic
Wheels1234: Roger that, woman
Puckzilla: I got tha booze!
BabyGirl333: What are you, stupid?
Gold_Star:Absolutely NOT, Noah.
Puckzilla: u guys are such buzzkills.
MrCellophane: Finn, would you PLEASE stop playing the drums so loudly? You're giving me a migraine.
GaySharkLover: wait, how can Kurt hear Finn? does he have sooper hearing?
MrCellophane: No, sweetie, we've been over this. I'm not a superhero.
Cheerio_4_Life: Finn and Kurt live 2gether, Britt.
GaySharkLover: but I thought Finn & Rachel were dating
Gold_Star:Regrettably, Finn and I are no longer an item, Brittany.
MrCellophane: Regrettably? You cheated on him!
My_Dads_A_Vampire: I thought she broke up w/ him 1st?
TechnicolorZebraGrrl: No, she broke up wit him when he walked in on her and Matt!
Wheels1234: ur kidding!
Cheerio_4_Life: wat a bitch
Gold_Star: I'm right here!
MrCellophane: I'm serious, Finn. If you don't stop playing those drums I'm coming down there and strangling you.
MattTheMan: uhhh this was an awkward time to login…
OtherAsian: no kidding, dude. wanna come over and play call of duty b4 tha party?
MattTheMan: sounds good! on my way!
BabyGirl333: Enough of this Rachel drama crap. Is there a party tonight or what?
Puckzilla:yea, come on Rachel! r we partying or wat?
My_Dads_A_Vampire: yeah, wat time?
Gold_Star: Seven. My house. Who's coming and what are you bringing?
Puckzilla: Im bringing boooooze!
BabyGirl333: Idiot. I'm bringing cookies.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: I got the music!
Wheels1234: Me too! And the soda!
MrCellophane: Diet Coke, please and thank you.
Wheels1234: u got it!
TechnicolorZebraGrrl: I'll bring tha party!
Gold_Star: Something more substantial, please
TechnicolorZebraGrrl: fine. I'll bring chips.
GaySharkLover: I don't no wat to bring…
Cheerio_4_Life: Britt and I will bring gossip and ice cream.
OtherAsian: Mike and Matt here! We'll bring video games and cheetos!
Gold_Star: Thank you all for your contributions! Be at my house at seven o'clock sharp for good, clean fun!
Puckzilla: clean?
Cheerio_4_Life: not for long
MrCellophane: Dear god, Finn! I'm not kidding! Stop with the noise! Unlike you, I'd like to NOT FAIL math class! I'm studying up here!
Frankenteen: Make me.
BabyGirl333: Get a room, you two.
MrCellophane: Hi, I'm Kurt and I'm a big baby.
Frankenteen: Hello, I'm Finn Hudson and I like to lock people in basements. You're being childish, Finn! Let me out!
MrCellophane: No chance, buddy.
Gold_Star: Finn, Kurt, are you two coming tonight?
MrCellophane: I don't know, Rach. Kurt probably will.
Gold_Star: Finn, are you still mad at me?
MrCellophane: Of course I am! YOU CHEATED ON ME.
TechnicolorZebraGrrl: oooh, drama
My_Dads_A_Vampire: I need sum popcorn
Gold_Star: There's no need to shout, Finn. I was DRUNK.
MrCellophane: And that makes it okay?
Cheerio_4_Life: bored now. c u guyz the party
BabyGirl333: See you all tonight.
TechnicolorZebraGrrl: Q, wanna go shopping b4?
BabyGirl333: Sounds good =)
Gold_Star: It was a mistake Finn. Please understand that.
MrCellophane: I just can't understand it. I thought you loved me.
Puckzilla: God, ur starting to sound like a girl, Finn. Been living with kurt 2 long.
MrCellophane: Shut up, man.
Gold_Star: I DO love you.
Puckzilla: This is stupid. I'm out.
GaySharkLover: I forgot how 2 leave…
My_Dads_A_Vampire: u still here, Artie?
Wheels1234: duh. This is better than my mom's soaps.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: txt me =)
Wheels1234: k
MrCellophane: God, this is just so SCREWED UP.
Gold_Star: Finn, please…
MrCellophane: Just leave me aloneWRWFsdafmjla234fa/;p
Gold_Star: What?
My_Dads_A_Vampire: I think Kurt escaped from tha basement
Wheels1234: Go Team Kurt! WOO!
My_Dads_A_Vampire: u can take him, Finn! he's half ur size!
Wheels1234: TEAM KURT!
My_Dads_A_Vampire: TEAM FINN!
Gold_Star: I guess we'll finish this conversation later. I'm out. See you all tonight.
Wheels1234: I bet Kurt's got Finn in a stranglehold right now.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: pshh, I bet Finn locked him in a closet.
Wheels1234: I bet Finn accidentally locked himself in a closet.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: does that mean Finn is in the closet?
Wheels1234: It means he'll have to come out eventually lol
Frankenteen: He just did.
Wheels1234: O.o
My_Dads_A_Vampire: wait…literally or, like, u know…?
Frankenteen: To answer Rachel's question, Kurt and I will be there tonight.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: Wat r u bringing?
Frankenteen: Gay pride.
MrCellophane: And a tray of vegetarian hors d'oeuvres.
Frankenteen: but mostly gay pride. Right?
MrCellophane: Right, sweetie. See you all tonight. Finn and I need to…bake.
Frankenteen: Later guys!
My_Dads_A_Vampire: …
My_Dads_A_Vampire: u thinking wat im thinking, Artie?
Wheels1234: TEAM KINN!
My_Dads_A_Vampire: GO TEAM KINN! Wave that rainbow flag!
Wheels1234: Oh, I love a happy ending.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: What about Rachel?
Wheels1234: Once she gets sum booze in her she'll loosen up and makeout with Matt again.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: good enuff for me! Team Kinn!
Wheels1234: See you tonight, T.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: Im gonna go make a team kinn t-shirt now. c u tonite.
Wheels1234: Make me one! Artie out.
My_Dads_A_Vampire: okay. L8er.
Mr_Schue: I think I just learned more about my students than I ever wanted to know. I need a drink.