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I AM SO SORRY GUYS... for such a fcking late update... I've been so wrapped up in other stories, my novel, life itself... and other crap (such as a dog) and I JUST managed to finish this! Plus I had NO idea what to do... for this... it took THIS long for me to get back into my pranking mood and I apologize thouroughly for it!

To let my readers know, (if you haven't given up on me D8) I absolutely WILL be continuing this until I've pranked nearly all the favourite Assassins Creed Characters. I PROMISE! (eventually LOL)

So please don't give up on me! Love you all! AND THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Disclaimer: THIS IS A POINTLESS DRABBLE OF AWESOMENESS... I DO NOT OWN AC OR THE WHOLE FRANCHISE / GAME / WHATEVER-IT-IS!

Pranking VIDIC

Becca sat in the ventilation shaft of Abstergo, the cramped space starting to play tricks on her. She breathed a short sigh of relief and inched forward a few more spaces until she came to a small vent that looked down on a bright white room. The light played across her face in small bars of light and shadow, revealing her small grin to only her companion squeezed in behind her.

"Becca, tell me again why we decided to use the vents and not sneak in like true assassins?" Astrid asked, shifting herself in the tight vent shaft.

The other girl's grin widened, "Because the vents are COOLER, and I feel like a spy!" She started to quietly hum the James Bond theme as she and Astrid unscrewed the hinges to the grate. Carefully looking around so as to make sure the coast was clear, they dropped a small rope down and slid into the room.

It was a vast room, filled with blinding white windows and nothing but a desk and chair at the far end, and the animus near the center. Becca smiled again and passed her 'bag of wonders' to Astrid, "You install it on the animus, I'll set up the system…"

Dr. Warren Vidic walked into the room about an hour later, it was quiet, white and peaceful. He smiled contentedly, stepping over the threshold of the room…

And an earsplitting sound, something similar to the Darth Vader/Galactic Empire theme song, came blasting throughout the room causing Vidic to jump with surprise and let out a loud cry. He leapt backwards out of the door, and the music instantly stopped. He waited a moment, waiting for his heart to stop racing. Once it did he sighed and stepped in again…

DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNNUN DUNDUNNUN!

He screamed and ran through the room, his eardrums splitting and his eyes wide, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" He shrieked, the sound barely audible amidst the blaring, harsh music.

Then suddenly the sounds stopped as the music was silenced. Vidic collapsed on the floor panting heavily, his ears ringing and his mouth still open in a silent yell. He rose shakily to his feet, only to hit his head on something small and hard. Yelping he looked up, rubbing his temple tenderly and glancing around murderously for the thing that had hit him.

To his shock, surprise, wonder and amazement (and probably more) Vidic spotted none other than the Apple of Eden, floating not just a few meters from him. Its golden exterior glistening in the bright light from outside, the warm glow it gave off, there was no doubt in his mind that it was the real apple.

Vidic reached hungrily for the device, coming within ten paces of it, only to have it float away cheekily. He ground his teeth in frustration and reached again, almost tripping down the small flight of stairs that led to the animus. The apple continued to float out of his reach, this went on for the next ten-twenty minutes, Vidic following the apple with angry grunts and growls as it sped around the room.

"What is this! I want that apple!" He whined, making one last leap at it and landing heavily on the floor, the apple bouncing away.

DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNNUN DUNDUNNUN! The music blasted him from unseen speakers, making him writhe on the floor.

"AAACK! WHY?" then he heard something, as the music stopped. A small pair of echoing giggles coming from above, almost as if there were ghosts in the ceiling. "I HEAR YOU! LITTLE DEMONS! COME OUT AND GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU!" silence, and then—

"Vidic? What's going on?" came a female voice, Lucy had appeared in the room with Desmond Miles, their latest test subject. "Why are you on the floor and why are you yelling?" she asked, fright crossing her face.

Vidic looked about crazily, "Nothing! Nothing at all! I just tripped…" he said angrily, looking about one more time to see the apple had vanished. Cursing inwardly he snarled at the two before him, "Well come on! Come on I don't have until next century! Get into the animus Mr. Miles," he said, holding a hand to his forehead.

Desmond sat down on the animus, muttering a short snort of amusement to Lucy, something sounding like, 'was he watching Star Wars at full volume or something? I could have sworn I heard the theme song…'

Spinning about Vidic snapped, "Get to work! I'm not paying you to sit around and chit-chat!" he whirled back to face the window, his anger nearly boiling over.

There was then blessed silence, Desmond logged into the animus, Lucy stood near him monitoring his brain waves and recording his memories as he went through them. Vidic shook his head, he could have sworn he heard more giggling from the ventilation, making a mental note to have them cleaned later.

Then suddenly, "Hey cool! Vidic! What did you do to the animus?" Desmond's voice came through the quiet like a knife, making him flinch.

"What do you mean? I did nothing!"

Desmond laughed, "I'm in a white room…. There's a gun here… interesting!" he smirked and then was silent again. Vidic didn't think anything of it, he only concentrated on rolling his ID pen between his fingers crossly.

Later he sat down at his desk with Lucy, his viewer open and the memories from that day recorded on a disk and already in the disk player. As he hit the play button, Vidic was ready to see images of a middle-ages Damascus or Jerusalem or something. But instead what met his eyes was a view of Desmond, leaping through a white room carrying a Portal gun… blasting blue and orange portals around the room to get from one side to the other in an instant.

His face literally turned bright red, his fists clenched together and he snarled angrily. Beside him, Lucy backed away fearfully.

"DEMONS! WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH?" he reached into his pocket for something to throw… only to find his ID pen was gone. Stolen…

"I WILL GET YOU! DEMENTED! DEMONIC! HORRIBLE! AWFUL! DECIETFUL DEMONS! I WILL! I PROMISE YOU THAT!" howled an enraged Warren Vidic.

AND DONE! 8D Let me know what you guys think! xD

Again... I have not yet been able to play through ALL the games entirely, so please excuse any mistakes ^_^'. I LOVE this and I mostly just go with the story to make it funny, not historically accurate.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING! STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER... Pranking CESARE! (If you have any requests for my pranking... as in who to prank... then please say so! 8D)