A Little Less Sixteen Candles…

By White Crow

Based off of Fall Out Boy's music video for "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More 'Touch Me'".

Prologue

There have always been mysteries of this world. As men, as humans, we have tried to solve them piece by piece. It never works out that way… Not easily, of course…

We have searched the deepest oceans for the kraken and scanned the skies for UFOs and the thunderbird but we have found nothing, even with our advancement in technology.

Could these things be real? If they are, are they smart enough to evade our searches?

One thing I know is for sure: there IS something out there.

I've seen it before. All of it. Cases of mysterious disappearances, mysterious death, and sightings of things we've only seen as pure myth and fantasy.

You may ask, how do I know? How do I know for certain of the things that are out there?

All I can say is that I'm not really sure.

But I have seen many things in my lifetime… Things like aliens, monsters, and even…

Vampires.

Yes, I have encountered those blood-sucking fiends before myself.

Maybe I should elaborate more on my story and my encounters with love, anger, pain, and even happiness.

And before I go any further, I ask you to close your eyes and erase all that is "realistic" in your mind for nothing I will tell you will be completely logical in our sense of "reality".

Now, I will start…

It all began in the year of 2008 under the stars of a city in the country of America…