Rated for some possible bloody violence, depressing happenings, cussing, and lime-ness. ^_^ NO LEMONS THOUGH.
RanmaXAkane & InuYashaXKagome
Switched! An Ranma ½ and InuYasha Crossover Story
By: PiNkBuN17
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or Ranma ½, besides if I did Ranma and InuYasha would still be on TV!
Chapter 1: Chasing a Demon around and Pissing People off
People talking:
Talking in head: 'What the heck was that?'
InuYasha talking in his head: ^ Why is that thing so weird lookin'?^
Ranma talking in his mind: *We gotta stop that thing!*
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InuYasha Story POV:
"InuYasha! The demon it headed that way!" Kagome yelled as she hopped on a white haired male who was wearing a bright red outfit.
"Right, gotcha." He muttered back. InuYasha quickly began hopping on cars, roofs and trees chasing after a little demon.
Somehow the demon had followed Kagome through the well as InuYasha and Mirkou were chasing it out of Kaede's village. The little bastard was a lesser demon but it was fast, so fast that even the half demon InuYasha couldn't sub-do it.
Suddenly, a green blur rushed by InuYasha's head and vanished.
"What the hell...?" InuYasha shouted, now getting really annoyed.
"W-where did it go..?" Kagome questioned, appearing a bit worried.
"I can still smell it's filthy scent; so hold on tight." InuYasha replied, as he sprinted after the little beast.
"Man what a stupid annoying creature." InuYasha grumbled as he chased after it.
"InuYasha! Turn right—No left!" Kagome tried to keep up with the tiny beast's speed; but she only ended up confusing InuYasha quite a lot.
"Damn it Kagome! This isn't funny!"
"Sorry InuYasha…." The priestess muttered softly, feeling a bit bad.
Meanwhile in Nerima, Japan...(Suburb in Tokyo)
Ranma ½ Story POV:
"W-where is all my underwear?" Akane cried out as she searched each of her drawers.
"Stupid perverts...When I find out who did this-this time they are dead meat!" Akane screamed as she slammed her door, the 'Akane sign' trembling.
"Oh not again..." Nabiki mumbled as she flipped another page of her manga, while nibbling on a brown cracker of some sort.
'She should put a lock on her drawers or something…'
That's when an idea popped into the money freak of a sister's head.
'I should charge her for special locks…'
Well it wasn't really much of a plan, but she guessed it would work for her, at least for now.
"Oh my, poor Akane." Kasumi said, as she placed a pot of rice on the table.
"Where is that boy?" Genma questioned in his rare human form.
"He might be chasing after master Happosai." Soun answered as he placed a Shogi piece down.
"And checkmate!" Soun happily shouted.
"Wha-?" Genma gasped, and then said; "What is that?" He pointed towards the window and Soun fell for it...again. You have to wonder if they ever learn from past mistakes…
"Huh? I don't see anything..." Soun muttered as he turned his head back around.
Genma tossed or should I see flinged the Shogi piece somewhere, unknowing it landed on the table with the pickles; somehow it was hidden away.
*Crazy and insane beating sounds of a small body and head of an old dirty man who most likely deserves the horrible treatment*
"That should teach ya not to steal girl's underwear all the god damn time!" Girl Ranma says as she walks away from the mess of females beating the living shit out of Happy.
"Ran-ma I'm going to get you back soon and make you regret the day you messed with me..." Happy cried as the women made him a puddle of mashed hags.
"Stupid old man!" One female said as she stormed away.
Now a male Ranma is sitting at the table, trying to enjoy the meal in peace. (Like that will ever happen)
He stuffed a few pickles in his mouth but nearly choked.
"Huh? What the hell is this?" Ranma pulled out a piece of Shogi from his mouth.
"Care to explain, Saotome?" Soun asked, eyeing the now panda Genma, who is trying to act innocent by playing with a small colorful ball.
Genma held up a sign saying; \ I have no idea what you are talking about./
"Sure you don't Mr. Saotome..." Akane mumbled, rolling her eyes at his stupidity.
"Stupid pop!" Ranma said as he threw the Shogi piece at the stupid panda. The wooden object nailed him square in the forehead; and he is K-O-ED
"Where is grandfather Happosai?" Kasumi asked.
"He must be crying in his room or something." Nabiki replied.
Little did anyone know; Happy was starting on his month long revenge plan...
"InuYasha...I think were in Nermia..." Kagome muttered.
"Uh...another village?" He asked.
'Oh boy…' She thought. "Somewhat, it's still technelegly in Tokyo….but it's pretty far from home…" InuYasha ran for quite some time.
A sign suddenly pop up saying "Welcome to Nerima, Japan!"
"Yep. We're in Nerima..." Kagome sweat-dropped.
"That little bastard is heading over there!" InuYasha said as he began running at a faster rate.
"At this rate it will be sundown by the time we get back." Kagome mumbled to herself.
The demon headed towards the local park, laughing as it scared little kids. Kagome and InuYasha were surprised and also relived that the demon didn't really attack anyone; well at least there was no blood shed. InuYasha tried to use his soul stealer attack but it didn't work; the demon dodged it with a bit of ease. Many people ran off screaming and crying; but some children stayed and cheered.
"Go Doggy man!"
"You can do it!"
"Don't give up doggy!"
"InuYasha your hat! Hide your ears at least!" Kagome yelled. She couldn't belive what was happening. InuYasha was chasing around a small demon; while little kids cheered on for 'doggy man'.
"Oh...right." InuYasha grabbed the hat and flipped it back on his head.
"This is going to take longer then I thought..." Kagome sighed.
"Tell me about it, this damn demon is only toying around..." InuYasha grumbled.
"Get back here you little bastard!" InuYasha shouted, once again running after the little runt.
"Ran-ma this will be the last time you cross with me..." Happy said between freaky tears.
He was sick of the blue-eyed male/female always getting in the way of his beautiful panty raids; tired of Ranma always beating him up; and pissed about Ranma getting in the way of his peeping of gorgeous women. He was going to end soon; and that made him very joyful.
He was mixing something in a small pot and purple gases were coming out of it.
"Soon it will be ready..." Happy began cackling like a mad man.
Ranma was trying to release some of his anger in the dojo. He was throwing around kicks and tossing random punches, but he only become even more angered.
"Stupid Tomboy!" Ranma yelled throwing another kick. "She should know that I was only tryin' to help!"
Ranma tried to kick stupid P-chan out of her room, but Akane had caught him.
"Stupid Ryoga, I'm gonna beat the living shit of him!" Ranma cursed as he threw another punch.
"Guess somehow I always seem to piss people off, even if it isn't my fault..." Ranma sighed.
"If I wasn't a strong willed person I'd be depressed and dead."
"If only I could be someone else for a day..." He sighed again ,as he tossed another kick.
"Bah! Who am I kiddin'? I'm freakin' Ranma Saotome of the Anything Goes School of Marital Arts; there's no time to be actin' all sad and junk anyway!"
"There! InuYasha! He headed into that school!" Kagome cried out as the demon rushed towards Furinkan High.
"You have to be kidding!" InuYasha questioned while shouting.
"When I get my hands on that little freak, he'll be wishin' he was already dead!" InuYasha growled, completely pissed off.
This idiot of a demon is asking for major punishment; and the half demon would give it to him; if only he could catch it…
InuYasha slashed once again, but the demon dodged it; instead the fence and grass field of the school suffered.
'At least it's Saturday; it's good no students are at the school.' Kagome thought to herself.
"Hahaha!" The little demon mocked InuYasha, sticking its ugly tongue out at him.
"That's freakin' it! I'm going to kill him if it's the last thing I do!" InuYasha sprinted after the little beast; in a complete rage.
"This is one demon chase I never want to go through with ever again in my life…" Kagome said to herself; as she clinged on to InuYasha for dear life.
To be continued...
My notes:
Yay! Third fan-fiction ever! Weird how this idea came to me when I was thinking about my other InuRan story...Heh I need a break. Hopefully this didn't come out stupid or anything. BTW: InuYasha and Ranma have never met, nor have Kagome or Akane. This has nothing to do with Stuck in the feudal era, and is suppose to be a bit funny,but it will still have sadness and gore! :P Sorry I can't but to love that shit. XD Well please review so I can get this story out quicker! :D
Thanks!
~PiNkBuN17 Aka Aisha
Updated: 5-17-11
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